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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I like when the car in the commercial is a trim level not even available in the US.

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
so I am watching jane the virgin on hulu, catching up on season 2 before it comes back from the break (so excited), and hulu keeps playing this ad for an asthma inhaler that covers the entire screen, including the volume control bits, so I have this direct-to-consumer medical ad playing at full volume for 60 seconds and I can't even tab away from it, I have to mute my entire browser.

and I don't even have asthma!

anyway it's supes annoying thank you for your time ad-hate thread.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9K3kQeji4E

Honestly, points for sheer chutzpah here. Watch how many ways they find to imply that you're gonna get cable and premium channels for free without ever saying so.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


CapnAndy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9K3kQeji4E

Honestly, points for sheer chutzpah here. Watch how many ways they find to imply that you're gonna get cable and premium channels for free without ever saying so.

What I love about that commercial is that apparently we've gotten to the point where an OTA TV antenna is so foreign to people that it can be advertised as this amazing and novel thing.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's great how the family in the commercial has what looks like a 22 inch TV above the mantle. Because that's a good size for a TV put up on a wall. Sure.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jan 18, 2016

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Does the Free TV Key from Clear TV come with an old timey explosives plunger, too?

How else do they expect me to safely detonate my cable bills?!?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

TMMadman posted:

The one that gets me lately is the Chevy commercial where some idiots come in and try to guess what model car it is and they are all like "Oh, I don't know, maybe a Lexus/BMW/Audi and this car probably costs like 60,000", but it turns out to be some lovely Chevy Malibu with a base price of like 22,500. But the car they actually show is on with all the upgrades and actually costs 36,550.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6cSTBeaqFM

Small print is just hilarious.

Have these people not been inside a car built in the last 5 years because it looks like most of that options price is like, the sunroof and leather and poo poo. If you're driving a 2007 whatever of course you're going to be blown away by touchscreens and hooking up your iphone and that kind of stuff.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRP_l-hZql0

Yeah, liven up a wine party with something not nearly as alcoholic as wine!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Tukol - The Phlegm Ejector!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZCEctYeJMI
(lovely sound)

Watching people nearly hurl is not the best way to sell your product.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


How is it that every single loving chevy commercial is so loving bad.

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

TontoCorazon posted:

How is it that every single loving chevy commercial is so loving bad.

At least the quality of their ads reflects the quality of their cars?

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

TontoCorazon posted:

How is it that every single loving chevy commercial is so loving bad.

Are you referring to the ones with the guy surprising the focus group with how much better their cars are then their reputation?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The Grey posted:

Are you referring to the ones with the guy surprising the focus group with how much better their cars are then their reputation?

That's their latest ones but they have been just plain bad for a while now.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

The Grey posted:

Are you referring to the ones with the guy surprising the focus group with how much better their cars are then their reputation?
These weird me out a bit because the Chevy guy looks to me like a low-rent Steve Buscemi.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

raditts posted:

What I love about that commercial is that apparently we've gotten to the point where an OTA TV antenna is so foreign to people that it can be advertised as this amazing and novel thing.

At work week or so ago, I spent a good 20 minutes explaining OTA TV to someone in his late 50's because he was convinced that there was something fishy about the "satellite" he saw at Wal-Mart advertising free TV. He finally got it when he was like "oh, it's like the old rabbit ears!"

The thing that always gets me about OTA antennas is they're all advertised as being able to be installed in a hidden fashion, typically right behind the TV itself. This is the worst loving spot for an antenna, I'm sure modern flat screens are a little less harsh since there's not a giant electrified tube taking up most of the box, but you want those things as high and far away from the TV as possible.

I bet I could make some good money installing OTA antennas for people.

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


Urdnot Fire posted:

These weird me out a bit because the Chevy guy looks to me like a low-rent Steve Buscemi.

If it's the commercial I think it is, I always thought Rider Strong

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzqvJN4WJg

I get this vibe that Prince is getting his lawyers ready for some of that sweet, sweet Dr. Pepper money.

e: Not that I hate the ad, just it's pretty obvious who the "lil sweet" character is supposed to be.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Pickles from Metalocalypse, obviously.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Wanna talk about obvious? Here's a Hormel Pepperoni commercial whose joke I think was done before almost 40 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mi88MA5FMo

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzqvJN4WJg

I get this vibe that Prince is getting his lawyers ready...

I wouldn't be sad if that annoying commercial went the way of this annoying commercial from back in the day.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Rahonavis posted:

I wouldn't be sad if that annoying commercial went the way of this annoying commercial from back in the day.

I think you're lost, this is the bad ad thread

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

How is it that every single loving chevy commercial is so loving bad.
Also, why does Ford insist on doing commercials for the F-150 that look like local commercial quality with Denis Leary narrating? It's been five years or something. Give it a rest.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

SpacePig posted:

Wanna talk about obvious? Here's a Hormel Pepperoni commercial whose joke I think was done before almost 40 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mi88MA5FMo

It's fair use to parody The Knack's original song, but that is just a straight rip off from Weird Al.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

You Are A Elf posted:

It's fair use to parody The Knack's original song, but that is just a straight rip off from Weird Al.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

"It's fair use to rip off one 37 year old song but not this other 37 year old song"

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I believe Al does have to pay to use the same tune (and he also tries to get the artist's OK but that's his own initiative), so theoretically Hormel's ad guys could have done the same thing. Getting the rights to do a cover or use the same tune is way cheaper than actually licensing a specific recording of a song.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

ayn rand hand job posted:

"It's fair use to rip off one 37 year old song but not this other 37 year old song"

Also both of them are completely horrible and I'm worse off for knowing they exist.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

ayn rand hand job posted:

"It's fair use to rip off one 37 year old song but not this other 37 year old song"

One's a parody and one's a rip-off of that parody is all I'm saying. Parody ≠ rip off.

You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jan 27, 2016

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Maxwell Lord posted:

I believe Al does have to pay to use the same tune (and he also tries to get the artist's OK but that's his own initiative),

IIRC, parodies do not have to license the tune under copyright law unless they're using the actual original recording. Al's just polite enough to ask permission.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Mokinokaro posted:

IIRC, parodies do not have to license the tune under copyright law unless they're using the actual original recording. Al's just polite enough to ask permission.

Yeah this was the 2 Live Crew case over their version of "Pretty Woman"

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




You Are A Elf posted:

It's fair use to parody The Knack's original song, but that is just a straight rip off from Weird Al.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Maxwell Lord posted:

I believe Al does have to pay to use the same tune (and he also tries to get the artist's OK but that's his own initiative), so theoretically Hormel's ad guys could have done the same thing. Getting the rights to do a cover or use the same tune is way cheaper than actually licensing a specific recording of a song.

Lest we forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjctVBg6K8

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

You Are A Elf posted:

It's fair use to parody The Knack's original song, but that is just a straight rip off from Weird Al.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_G7HHJ0GE

Well, yeah. That's why I was saying the joke's been done. I know it's technically fair use, but it's close enough to Weird Al's own parody that it's almost laughable.

e: Not saying it's illegal, just lazy and stupid.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Actually, I wonder Weird Al could do something about this since you could make the argument that they're not really parodying the original song but just using his parody with the numbers filed off.

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

muscles like this? posted:

Actually, I wonder Weird Al could do something about this since you could make the argument that they're not really parodying the original song but just using his parody with the numbers filed off.

The argument could be made, but it wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

It's Al's (parody) song in the same style with new lyrics.

Most of Al's modern parody songs are songs in the same style with new lyrics.

The ad's still terrible though.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Tylenol has been running this commercial where a divorced father takes the medicine so he can be ready for his daughter's visit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7-wUmhwVs


I like how the ex-husband and ex-wife are all winks and smiles as she drops off the daughter and not a couple of spitting cobras facing off as they would be in the real world.

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003

rockinricky posted:

If Tom Shane ever calls me and asks what I'm getting my lady for Christmas, I'm telling him that I got her a dildo. I hate the current Tom Shane radio ad campaign. Radio ads suck, anyway.

OH MY GOD IT'S BACK!!!

But now, it's for Valentine's Day.

gently caress you, Tom Shane!

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself

Vakal posted:

Tylenol has been running this commercial where a divorced father takes the medicine so he can be ready for his daughter's visit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7-wUmhwVs


I like how the ex-husband and ex-wife are all winks and smiles as she drops off the daughter and not a couple of spitting cobras facing off as they would be in the real world.

Every time I see this commercial I'm weirded out by how oddly specific the characters are. Are divorced dads with kids that are on good winky terms with their exes a big target audience for cold medication?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






I imagine it works on a wish fulfillment angle. It targets that demo insofar as how they'd like to see themselves, not the reality of the situation.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

McSpanky posted:

I imagine it works on a wish fulfillment angle. It targets that demo insofar as how they'd like to see themselves, not the reality of the situation.

That and 99% of ads with kids are probably of the "married couple" variety so having some that's explicitly outside of that demographic just gets you in a niche that hasn't been exploited.

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I've been seeing this ad for a stupid beer delivery service on youtube lately and what really strikes me is how they're already out of beer, and the guy's friend is clearly into this potential beer run, but this dude just shuts him down to use his dumb phone app and get beer "less than an hour later"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-AGQO9m8lg

In real life the party would be dead by this point

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