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MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Ash1138 posted:

i feel unwell

[edit] this must be what people in warhammer 40k feel like when a pariah is around

To the surprise of no one a community with terrible moderation attracted deviants of all sorts.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:49

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/Clifford_Miku/status/689636460153077760

Great. I'm going in for dental work in half an hour and now I have to get knocked out with that image burned into my brain. I'll be sure to let you know what kind of awful fever-dreams I have.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:01

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Also pro tip for anyone with a Kindle outside the US of A: if you got "special offers" you can contact support to get them disabled for free

It took me about one minute and they gave me no lip neither

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:02

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

peter gabriel posted:

hahahaha holy poo poo

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:06

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

peter gabriel posted:

Lmao, Mein Card

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:08

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

for the love of god, change the star in the logo to a swastika

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:09

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

cig heil

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:09

tastychicken: Jul 17, 2007; Title text goes here

fuctifino posted:

No bids for the �3,500 furnace yet

That's just a normal cabinet with Star Citizen stickers on it!

:yarg:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:10

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

A Spider Covets posted:

cig heil

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:13

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

tastychicken posted:

That's just a normal cabinet with Star Citizen stickers on it!

Shits gonna be worth a lot of money once this "game" explodes in everyone's face. Seems like a good investment.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:14

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

tastychicken posted:

That's just a normal cabinet with Star Citizen stickers on it!

Those have to be some pretty special stickers since they apparently (at least) triple the value of the thing�

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:15

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

Please tell me this is real!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:16

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Tippis posted:

Those have to be some pretty special stickers since they apparently (at least) triple the value of the thing�

Every two seconds

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:17

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

A Spider Covets posted:

cig heil

Haha

How I wish someone had a copy of that video where Sandi sings the Nazi anthem.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:17

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

MeLKoR posted:

To the surprise of no one a community with terrible moderation attracted deviants of all sorts.

$35,000 on jpegs. he's gonna commit seppuku when this all goes belly up

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:18

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

A Spider Covets posted:

cig heil

loving sweet

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:18

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/Clifford_Miku/status/689636460153077760

I actually cringed. I have noticed though that the Weabo population is pretty high in SC, which, if I didn't have a mind of my own and already have gotten the hell away from this lovely project, would of scared me away eventually anyway.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:19

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

peter gabriel posted:

looks like he removed it

:wave:

Clifford~aka~Miku

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:20

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

fuctifino posted:

No bids for the �3,500 furnace yet

Dolvak said he will take it at a very good price.

That guy should just ask for a refund and sell his rig.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:21

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

Oh man you guys really should read the thread on krautchan.net regarding StarCitizen. A lot of white knights (or maybe just one?) trolling harder than ever. Too bad nobody understands German here.

http://krautchan.net/v/thread-152060.html

Great thread, though. It's almost worse than reddit. :gary:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:23

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

EminusSleepus posted:

Dolvak said he will take it at a very good price.

That guy should just ask for a refund and sell his rig.

He said he'll take the case lol so even Dolvak thinks it's poo poo for the price

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:23

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

'course he's a feeder as well

https://twitter.com/CaptainZyloh/status/669243031615225857

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:24

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Doctor Fatty posted:

I get where that feeling comes from. I'm a huge online gamer, which is probably related to my love of online and multiplayer design, so I've got a real thick skin when it comes to the sort of things that people say online. Hell, I played WoW with the Goon Squad for years. I'm the multiplayer design equivalent to a white hat hacker.

In the same way that VR gives you that (incoming buzzword) "presence" to really feel like you're in a place, imagine having that same sensation used to make you feel like someone is really violating your personal space. It's one thing to read "I'm gonna rape you" on a monitor, but it's another thing to have your brain completely fooled into thinking someone is violating your space and whispering it into your ear. Enough to make someone not just swear off your game, but to swear off VR altogether.

Call me a care-bear, but I want everyone to have a blast in VR.

Anyway, I'll have my soapbox about this in March, so we can return to our usual Rift Vs Vive ramblings.

This is from the goon VR thread.

VR will give creepy dudes even more power of creepitude.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:24

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

'course he's a feeder as well

https://twitter.com/CaptainZyloh/status/669243031615225857

Yeesh, sell one piece of RH furniture and they can eat pizza for a year.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:28

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

spacetoaster posted:

This is from the goon VR thread.

VR will give creepy dudes even more power of creepitude.

There is something to this, with VR it is possible to go too far with a game.
For example, I stopped playing Alien Isolation in VR because I just ended up finding the stress not fun, it pissed me off ha ha

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:30

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

'course he's a feeder as well

https://twitter.com/CaptainZyloh/status/669243031615225857

I like how they had to keep CR away from this guy because they probably thought he was such a white knight they thought he was going to steal some of CR's hairs and make a little doll out of it then eat it.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:30

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Fuzzknot, do you happen to have a good guacamole recipe? I need one for Friday.

Sadly, here in Germany Mexican food is basically like Star Marine, people will tell you we already have it in our culinary repertoire... and then point you towards McDonald's Tex-Mex weeks...

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:32

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Goobs posted:

I like how they had to keep CR away from this guy because they probably thought he was such a white knight they thought he was going to steal some of CR's hairs and make a little doll out of it then eat it.

I read it as if he's across the country and on first name basis with their closest pizza hut

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:32

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

I hope they get Pauly Shore to voice the systems on that ship or whatever

I'm sure they can scrape together the $18 and large Icee that it would take

Considering the current ship computer voices, Pauly Shore would probably be an improvement.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:32

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

peter gabriel posted:

There is something to this, with VR it is possible to go too far with a game.
For example, I stopped playing Alien Isolation in VR because I just ended up finding the stress not fun, it pissed me off ha ha

scary games already wreck my poo poo enough as they are, i think VR isolation would actually make me piss my pants lmao

science has gone too far

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:34

Wu Jen: May 22, 2008; Wise man say he who stir shit wind up with smelly finger!

peter gabriel posted:

There is something to this, with VR it is possible to go too far with a game.
For example, I stopped playing Alien Isolation in VR because I just ended up finding the stress not fun, it pissed me off ha ha

There's too far, then there is this...

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:35

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

A Spider Covets posted:

scary games already wreck my poo poo enough as they are, i think VR isolation would actually make me piss my pants lmao

science has gone too far

I think it has gone too far.
It's all well and good 'REALLY BEING THERE' unless the place that you really are is crouched behind a desk making GBS threads yourself

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:35

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

This is something SC needs to implement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ8sI

A "Citizen Score" based on behavior that results in rewards and penalties - like increased game crashes, lower gravity, fewer solid floors, etc.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:36

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Wu Jen posted:

There's too far, then there is this...

This however is something I could use to blow up bouncy castles for example

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:36

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Goobs posted:

I like how they had to keep CR away from this guy because they probably thought he was such a white knight they thought he was going to steal some of CR's hairs and make a little doll out of it then eat it.

He looks like Jason Bateman's ugly stunt double when he's shaved

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:38

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Wafflz posted:

Considering the current ship computer voices, Pauly Shore would probably be an improvement.

"Hey bbbuuuhhhdddddyyyy and welcome to your Roberts Space Industries Bio-dome!"

"Oh no kid, your shields are at 25%!"

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:40

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

peter gabriel posted:

I think it has gone too far.
It's all well and good 'REALLY BEING THERE' unless the place that you really are is crouched behind a desk making GBS threads yourself

One of the original Vive tech demos put you on the deck of a sunken ship at the bottom of the ocean, taking in the sealife passing by. After about 30 seconds or so, a huge whale would pass overhead, and briefly regard you before swimming off harmlessly.

That huge, harmless whale scared the hell out of a lot of the testers to the point where Valve were worried that adding a shark would actually kill someone. That sense of "presence" makes mundane things have a lot bigger effect than on a screen...

Oculus are also "strongly discouraging" jumpscares in VR games - they say it's because they're such a cheap way to get a reaction in VR, but it's probably to reduce liability costs from heart attacks...

# ? Feb 2, 2016 17:41