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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from.

Chipotle: apparently all it takes is one freak couple dozen cases of severe e. coli outbreak to take a fairly decent chain to its knees. guess we're all going to moe's.

K-mart: might have been flushed already.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
My dick circles your mothers drain, op

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Something Awful

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Sears: Who the hell shops at Sears? Even the Craftsman tools aren't what they used to be.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
The United States of America

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rJe2tOS90E

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
someone bring back fuckedcompany i think we're due for another long crash

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


The company that makes Scrubbing Bubbles.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
my comic book store :(

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

dreezy posted:


Chipotle: apparently all it takes is one freak couple dozen cases of severe e. coli outbreak to take a fairly decent chain to its knees. guess we're all going to moe's.


Good. No one will ever have to eat their bland food again.

What about JCP? They pretty much all disappeared around here except at larger malls where they weren't an/the anchor store.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
you are pretty silly to think chipotle is circling the drain.

JCP is getting their poo poo together.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The jerk store: it's like ok buddy I'm going to pay to have you treat me like a jerk??? I don't think so, I can get jerks for free FYI!

Dick sucking factories: they had a utility at one point but with so much free porn on demand and prevalence of stds I just don't think there's a place for ye olde dick sucking factory in TYOOL 2016

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Broenheim posted:

my comic book store :(

aww, sorry small business owner. i know it might sound drastic, but have you considered stopping selling japanese porn comics?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Literally all brick-and-mortar stores

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

dreezy posted:

Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from.

Yahoo owns Tumblr. I think they'll be fine, for a while at least.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

dreezy posted:

aww, sorry small business owner. i know it might sound drastic, but have you considered stopping selling japanese porn comics?

no

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Snuffman posted:

Yahoo owns Tumblr. I think they'll be fine, for a while at least.

tumblr makes money?

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
I thought movie theatres were doing bad but they upgraded all the amc theatres around here to have recliner chairs and a dinner menu and now they're packed.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


dreezy posted:

Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from.

yeah they're hosed, I can't imagine them lasting past 2005

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Lamebot posted:

I thought movie theatres were doing bad but they upgraded all the amc theatres around here to have recliner chairs and a dinner menu and now they're packed.

i love theatres with the comfy chairs and food+wine. if only going to the movies alone wasnt such an emasculating experience.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
radio shack

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
office depot

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Twitter

Chipotle

Honestly I'd bet Barnes and Noble but I haven't checked recently. Not sure how they are competing with the megapower Amazon.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Twitter stocks are tumbling and apparently Lena Dunham just left because the twits were too mean to her and said she wouldn't come back until they make rules to protect her :lol:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Kohler

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Moen

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Drain-o

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Charmin

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
If we are seriously going to have a 2016 Company Ghoulpool I'd say I don't see Twitter making it to the end of the year without being bought out.

I do not understand how they monetize.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
twitter, yahoo, and snapchat are all in for a rough FY16

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
twitter seems almost too big to fail these days. if it were ever at genuine risk for going under, all the lovely news sites that use tweets for 90% of their content would probably bail it out.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

dreezy posted:

twitter seems almost too big to fail these days. if it were ever at genuine risk for going under, all the lovely news sites that use tweets for 90% of their content would probably bail it out.

The IBM strategy in the 80s? Flood the market with a sub par product and persist by sheer inertia?

Plausible.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

dreezy posted:

Yahoo: don't know anyone who seriously uses yahoo.com anymore except me to check the email address i use to sign up for poo poo i never want to hear from.

Chipotle: apparently all it takes is one freak couple dozen cases of severe e. coli outbreak to take a fairly decent chain to its knees. guess we're all going to moe's.

K-mart: might have been flushed already.

Chipotle owns now because the lines are no longer a mile long and I'm still not sick, thanks e. coli!

K-Mart needs to just die though, gently caress you.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I was shocked to learn Best Buy still exists.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
circuit city? i think thats a thing.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

condoms. because the next generation is so hosed up on gender politics none of them will be able to have sex

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*Bursts into thread, breathless and drenched in sweat*

Somethingawful.com LLC! LOL!

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Sears stores. The one closest to my house is two two gigantic floors. The first floor has tons of women's clothing, makeup, purses, shoes, accessories, etc. It has a very tiny men's clothing section. Then a medium sized craftsman tool section -way smaller than the women's clothing section.

The second floor is a whole bunch of kids clothing, a few random pieces of furniture, mattresses, random appliances, and overpriced televisions.

Nobody is ever in there shopping. Definitely more employees than customers at all times.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Helical Nightmares posted:

Twitter

Chipotle

Honestly I'd bet Barnes and Noble but I haven't checked recently. Not sure how they are competing with the megapower Amazon.

I'm doing everything in my power to keep Barnes and Noble afloat but I'm running out of places to put all these books.

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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Xerox.

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