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Rhubarb94 posted:I was thinking that right up till beer4thebeergod offered him proof and he started rowing for shore. That rant was incredibly cathartic. I'm thankful.
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YeahDavidLeeRoth posted:A+++++ movie  I really enjoy this gif. Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That rant was incredibly cathartic. I'm thankful. Just promise you'll never say gently caress you to me. I don't think I could take it.
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CIG should sell the nice winter hats that Freddie and Matty Willard wear in this movie. Not only would it help for immersion when playing star citizen but would keep your head warm during these winter months. Thoughts commandos?
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El Spamo posted:Seriouspost: Someone mentioned about LTI being like EVE letting you buy from them a guaranteed fitted and ready to fly ship to have if you get blown out of space and don't have anything handy. That was probably me and I didn't mean rookie ships. I just tried imagining if you could, I dunno, insure a black ops with real money to have it forever and what it would do to the game (nothing good).
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Colostomy Bag posted:
stripper slaves, it's in the game
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Dusty Lens posted:Just promise you'll never say gently caress you to me. I don't think I could take it. Well you have a spine so it probably won't happen. Frankly I'd much rather we go drinking.
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YeahDavidLeeRoth posted:Freddy Prince Jr just totally put his foot in his mouth with the hottie who he called a grease monkey but she was in fact his wing commando. Hahahah classic. SPACE WHISKEY CONFIRMED FOR STAR CITIZEN
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Prop Wash posted:SPACE WHISKEY CONFIRMED FOR STAR CITIZEN Space whiskey only available in million mile high club.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I'd like to thank fuzzy modem for mentioning that the thread makes his stomach turn. he sounds like a.... butthurt snowflake lol
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Wafflz posted:stripper slaves, it's in the game In the midst of all the mundane tedium being treated like fun gameplay by spergs just "It'd be cool if"-ing, I think Star Wars Galaxies deserves a golfclap. While a strange, probably not good game, it managed to gamify roles like dancing, playing music in bars, being the mayor of a player city pretty successfully. I'm not saying watching the looping animations was great gameplay but they might have pulled off getting people to take a boring day job in a game better than anyone.
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MeLKoR posted:You can say "poo poo". no everyone on earth is a potty mouth sir i got kids
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That rant was incredibly cathartic. I'm thankful. It was a good rant, it was angry eloquent and funny 9/10. When uncle Derek pop's back he'll like it.
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Say what you will about this guy but "Meta Gaming Whack Jobs" is probably the single best description of goons I've heard
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YeahDavidLeeRoth posted:CIG should sell the nice winter hats that Freddie and Matty Willard wear in this movie. Not only would it help for immersion when playing star citizen but would keep your head warm during these winter months. It's not cold enough to warrant such hats. Global warming is a DSmart conspiracy to deny CRobber his rightfully earned hat-cash. 
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The fact that he called him Derek Fart and not Derek Shart just shows how well OPSEC is being observed. e; Real question: How many goons have actually issued and completed a chargeback after having their pledges flipped for LTI by a secondary party? Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 3, 2016 |
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I can't keep up. I'm just waiting till the next piece of drama drops from the sweet teat of mama derek.
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Ledenko posted:That was probably me and I didn't mean rookie ships. I just tried imagining if you could, I dunno, insure a black ops with real money to have it forever and what it would do to the game (nothing good). Oh yeah, it would be bonkers bad. And CIG can't see how that could possibly be in their BDSSE, I mean who would abuse things like that?
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Booblord Zagats posted:Say what you will about this guy Mods please rename me to Cheeto Fingered ISIS Sympathizer.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Well you have a spine so it probably won't happen. Frankly I'd much rather we go drinking. Frankly it makes me really, really loving Internet mad when Citizens go all Dolvak on you. Like, if your email conversation were proven to be false, would I whiteknight you and blame Sandi for provoking you or whatever? No loving way, there's some genuinely tasteless and damaging stuff in there, way beyond satire. So: how do the Citizens react after they've voiced their outrage and been given the opportunity, and indeed encouragement, to clear Sandi's name? No, then it's all "I don't really care dude, just saying." You just don't get to have it both ways. It's so disingenuous and cowardly that it gets me right through my war-hardened Internet skin and creeps down my loving Internet spine. For fucksakes, you cripplingly false, pasty, self-satisfied, empty and hollow pieces of sewage. Don't go flaunting your faked notions of moral outrage when it's so loving immediately apparent that you've never believed any of them yourself. [/rant] In any way I guess I'm saying uuhh... don't let it get to you...? I'ma drink some fermented malt and barley tonight and call it "beer" in your honor o9
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Hey, Reddit idiots, you know what a production that has no publisher is? Something that will NEVER BE PUBLISHED. CIG is just self publishing, making them the publisher, which is something only failures and exiles have to do, because no one will touch their garbage product with a ten foot bargepole. It's also the #1 cause of realizable projects never actually being finished. loving idiots. Footnote, some folks self publish just fine, but they don't have pants on head stupid people at the top wasting cash.
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Feb 3, 2016 18:21
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see you in the verse, commando! o9
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Frankly it makes me really, really loving Internet mad when Citizens go all Dolvak on you. Like, if your email conversation were proven to be false, would I whiteknight you and blame Sandi for provoking you or whatever? No loving way, there's some genuinely tasteless and damaging stuff in there, way beyond satire. this. Dolvak is the only person in this entire fiasco that managed to legit infuriate me. He's actually relatively sane compared to alot of the personalities that have come and gone, but his mundane ignorance of what it means to think critically is triggering. Whenever I click on an INN stream and see that dull cow stare I start to twitch. I guess it's similar to the rage I feel when watching Don Lemon on CNN .
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I don't think it's ignorance. I think it's a calculated ambition that's willing to be built atop and encourage ignorance. Stargur was a fun chapter that I'm sure we all remember.
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I really hope this fuzzy dude is a troll. I have a hard time believing that someone can subject themselves to playing this game everyday and think the mess that is currently playable is the BDSSE. Have any of these citizens played a game in the last 10 years?
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Wafflz posted:stripper slaves, it's in the game Why do these sandbox-fantasy game fanatics always insist on having some creepy sexual features. Its like they wanna live vicariously through these video games.
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Phi230 posted:Why do these sandbox-fantasy game fanatics always insist on having some creepy sexual features. Its like they wanna live vicariously through these video games. Yeah I'd say you pretty much hit the nail on the head, there.
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Decrepus posted:Looking for 50 people to crew my Idris pst. Nice try, Derek Smart. Or should I say, Derek Shart? Everyone knows the full complement of the Idris is only 12 spergs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVXUmX0CJI This made me laugh so far loving hard, nice find/make
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Phi230 posted:Why do these sandbox-fantasy game fanatics always insist on having some creepy sexual features. Its like they wanna live vicariously through these video games. Because they sure as hell don't get that in real life.
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Phi230 posted:Why do these sandbox-fantasy game fanatics always insist on having some creepy sexual features. Its like they wanna live vicariously through these video games. Oh hey look, it's a freshly gooned Citizen o9 commando, welcome to the healthiest place on the 'nternet to discuss Star Citizen: the Something Awful games forum! Please share your citizen story with us if and when you feel comfortable
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What the poo poo
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PhallicPhalanges posted:I really hope this fuzzy dude is a troll. I have a hard time believing that someone can subject themselves to playing this game everyday and think the mess that is currently playable is the BDSSE. Have any of these citizens played a game in the last 10 years? It's all crap, nobody is playing Star Citizen and nobody cares about the game in its current state. Here's the game, sitting amongst its peers:  BDSSE.jpg
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Polish Avenger posted:In the midst of all the mundane tedium being treated like fun gameplay by spergs just "It'd be cool if"-ing, I think Star Wars Galaxies deserves a golfclap. While a strange, probably not good game, it managed to gamify roles like dancing, playing music in bars, being the mayor of a player city pretty successfully. The thing about Star Wars Galaxies and EVE is that all these cool, yet mundane things that people do were emergent out of the game rather than dictated. As apposed to SC fanatics who dream of being a space travel agent. They're getting all their hopes up by fantasizing about how the game should play before there even is a game to speak of. Its all very cart before the horse thinking.
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Holy poo poo a russian dancing simulator! That's it shitlords, I'm back in the game! 
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Is there an Evochron thread for actual good space games that exist? I would start one but I'm super lazy and "Hey dudes, post cool stuff about Evochron for me to read" is a pretty bad OP, even by Games standards.
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DOMDOM posted:
The "Big Cat Space Marine" av really puts the icing on top of that post. Is he calling all women animals? Is he assuming there will be anthropomorphic animal NPCs he can make dance? Did he just not read the OP properly? 
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