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Valentin
Sep 16, 2012

i don't really love ref bumps but that was a good way to make the new guy not look like a total chump while mundo still goes over

e: jesus christ did striker just say "swoleverine"

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Benne posted:

As a Washington native, nobody should ever be proud to be billed from Tacoma

It's weird, because I'm pretty sure Shane Strickland is from Baltimore irl. Maybe it's where he grew up vs. where he lives now? Because I can't think of any reason why the LU producers would consider Tacoma a fitting fictional home for that type of character.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Jump into your Tardis brother, and see if you can fix the internet for everyone

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"Smart. And about to die."

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dear Matt Striker,

It's THE 5, not I-5, you dipshit.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Valentin posted:

i don't really love ref bumps but that was a good way to make the new guy not look like a total chump while mundo still goes over

e: jesus christ did striker just say "swoleverine"

Cage actually bills himself with that nickname, believe it or not.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Mundo believes that the end of the world would probably be a bigger deal than an earthquake. Controversial.

CAGE!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Sexy Star still captive, but they let her out of the cocoon at least.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Maxwell Lord posted:

Sexy Star still captive, but they let her out of the cocoon at least.

That's nice. If only so she could hose herself down or something.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I refuse to believe Marty can afford a house like that

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
what a creepy interlude!

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Oh my god, please let him be an actual werewolf

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So I guess PJ Black's gimmick is Cruiserweight Baron Corbin?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
marty the moth is a better bray wyatt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know I'm starting to suspect that Marty the Moth isn't entirely all together in the sanity department.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Benne posted:

I refuse to believe Marty can afford a house like that

Marty is billed as from La Jolla, which means he is rich as gently caress

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Charles Gnarwin posted:

Oh my god, please let him be an actual werewolf

You know they had to consider it...

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
the darewolf is mos def a werewolf because this is lucha. underground.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yessssss those bikers were wearing masks under their helments :hellyeah:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Pleaseohpleaseohplease let him actually be a werewolf!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Writer Cath posted:

Pleaseohpleaseohplease let him actually be a werewolf!

He's a DAREWOLF, which means he turns into a wolf when he is...dared?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

StarkRavingMad posted:

He's a DAREWOLF, which means he turns into a wolf when he is...dared?

"Truth or dare, PJ? :bigtran:"
"..... truth again, I guess :sigh:"

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

StarkRavingMad posted:

He's a DAREWOLF, which means he turns into a wolf when he is...dared?

he's half wolf half...gorillaz?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Have we seen The Mack before?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Now that Big Ryck is gone, will The Mack be upgraded to Big Mack? Or will McDonalds sue?

Maxwell Lord posted:

Have we seen The Mack before?

He was in Big Ryck's crew.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Maxwell Lord posted:

Have we seen The Mack before?

He was around last year. He's this show's token "fat guy who can do flippy poo poo" wrestler.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Vampiro calling out the awkward sounding commentary rules.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

StarkRavingMad posted:

He's a DAREWOLF, which means he turns into a wolf when he is...dared?

Maybe he can also get bitten by a radioactive genetically altered interdimensional... darewolf?

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
drat! he's actually skilled

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Mack is so good at emoting, man.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
MACK HAS LEARNED THE LOG ROLL

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
BAH GAWD A STUNNER

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"Wellness test"? Really, Matt?

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Maxwell Lord posted:

"Wellness test"? Really, Joey?

Matt Striker is the god damned loving worst.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


StarkRavingMad posted:

Marty is billed as from La Jolla, which means he is rich as gently caress

Dude is now the biggest heel in my mind.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
If there's one thing that always confuses me about LU, they love to have dudes lose on their debut for some reason

Still, a good match by PJ in his first outing and I love the Mack

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Akileese posted:

Matt Striker is the god damned loving worst.

I had him confused with Joey Styles for some reason.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
That stunner was goddamn sick, not even mad about PJ jobbing in his first match.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


StarkRavingMad posted:

If there's one thing that always confuses me about LU, they love to have dudes lose on their debut for some reason

Still, a good match by PJ in his first outing and I love the Mack

Mack just has more experience in the Temple.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

StarkRavingMad posted:

If there's one thing that always confuses me about LU, they love to have dudes lose on their debut for some reason

Still, a good match by PJ in his first outing and I love the Mack

Eh, I kinda like them pushing a "welcome to the big leagues" narrative, way more effectively than WWE ever does too. It helps that they ain't got no one TOO big that they can't lose their debut.

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