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Goobs posted:Don't forget about the night club scene. They're putting the finishing touches on that too. I just imagine a dark room with an awkward disco ball, a FUTURISTIC jukebox playing the same lovely song on loop and a barman that just scrubs the same glass over and over again while furries cyber-bang in the corner. Don't forget the 16(MAX) identical male characters standing motionlessly around the room.
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Loiosh posted:Yup, that's why I'm staying away, and will do so again after this post. Until I do that, I'm just another person saying things without actually going through with it. That experience is still one of the more unfortunate ones I've had. I haven't launched the game since that point. CIG pretty much denies all refunds at this point unless you live somewhere that can reasonably give them trouble for it. You missed the last few helicopters out of Saigon friend.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm always so torn with e-cigarette/vaporizer/robot dildos. On the one hand, I use one and finally helped me kick my smoking habit, which is great. On the other hand I loving hate everyone I see who has one and it makes me resent myself. At least I go outside to do it though, nothing is worse than standing somewhere and some dude pulls out his giant lightsaber hilt and takes a Cheech and Chong comedy-sized bongrip off it, filling the entire room with strawberry. would pet
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Loiosh posted:Yup, that's why I'm staying away, and will do so again after this post. Until I do that, I'm just another person saying things without actually going through with it. That experience is still one of the more unfortunate ones I've had. I haven't launched the game since that point. Don't be ashamed man. It's not your fault you have to go through all this poo poo to get your money back from grifters. Don't blame yourself man - you're the victim here. I wouldn't blame you if you didn't want to bother.
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I guess the showroom is the stupid thing EvilAce said was coming, since it has no purpose or even practical use, and was clearly never intended based off stretch goals and necessary to throw into the game. at this point or any seems the next thing they're working on is to add the showroom to that terrible cart racer social module. They prioritized a place to sell more ships. Shocker
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FrankieGoes posted:Lmao that these people think we all play Derek's games. Derek even made a thread for LoD on this forum and no one gives a poo poo, plays it, or posts in it. Explain that reddit.
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Beet Wagon your dog rules and I like how his legs look like a muppet while he's sleeping
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REALTALK: A ship showroom is not a big deal in and of itself since everything is first person and naturally you'd go to a place like that to buy a ship, but there is a staggering amount of content to be done for Star Citizen that it's almost insulting to hear THAT's the priority. And I swear I'm experiencing Déjà vu right now.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm always so torn with e-cigarette/vaporizer/robot dildos. On the one hand, I use one and finally helped me kick my smoking habit, which is great. On the other hand I loving hate everyone I see who has one and it makes me resent myself. At least I go outside to do it though, nothing is worse than standing somewhere and some dude pulls out his giant lightsaber hilt and takes a Cheech and Chong comedy-sized bongrip off it, filling the entire room with strawberry. I understand for some people its a great thing. It helped my mother kick cigarettes as well so i think they are awesome in that sense. But, its those fuckwit douchebags who use them in INSIDE stores/public locations/businesses etc that drive me nuts. Sorry for the rant, dealt with a co-worker who thought it was A-OK to use his marijuana-smell vape stuff inside our retail store in front of customers and staff. Back to Star Citizen: The Scammening! It never ceases to surprise me that the followers have put so much trust in these devs no matter how much they get poo poo on. The very idea that they are working on the Showroom for sales before the game is even loving released perturbs me to no end. They are preying on the mentally challenged and its disgusting. I know a little bit about game development and i fully understand that animators/etc get moved to different things when they are done with their primary job but working on a god drat sales room while most of the game still isnt complete is just... I cant even comprehend the level of shitbrained crap going on in those offices. "One of our primary blockers are animations for X, Y, and Z! Hey, get the animation team to just stop working on that poo poo, have them mocap and make a sales floor. We can offset the costs of the animation blocker by selling more jpegs."
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Decrepus posted:Derek even made a thread for LoD on this forum and no one gives a poo poo, plays it, or posts in it. Explain that reddit. There are other threads?
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Scruffpuff posted:No way on the vapes, it's about the only thing that keeps me sane where I work. Check it out though: http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/03/pax-labs-juul-e-cigarette/  I love to vap some bruul on my juul.
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Mendrian posted:You forgot like 4 awkwardly dancing npcs. I hope it approaches Bloodlines dancing levels. Bloodlines had some real good music gently caress I'd throw money at a Troika kickstarter
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maybe i'm just getting old, but what in the gently caress is this nonsense?
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blueberrysmith posted:maybe i'm just getting old, but what in the gently caress is this nonsense? good marketing
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Loiosh posted:Yup, that's why I'm staying away, and will do so again after this post. Until I do that, I'm just another person saying things without actually going through with it. That experience is still one of the more unfortunate ones I've had. I haven't launched the game since that point. Nice to hear from you. You can still hang in for the food, the cocktail talk and the catte pictures. Asking for a refund if your in deep is something we recommend because few of us beleive you will ever get your money worth out of this dumpster fire, not as a necessary sacrifice before allowing you to post.
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blueberrysmith posted:maybe i'm just getting old, but what in the gently caress is this nonsense? Instead of inhaling carcinogens through a cigarette, you can now inhale fruit loop flavored carcinogens through a robot's dick. e: it also has the added effect of letting people know you're a douchenozzle
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xanif posted:Posting from page 1730. There's actual IRL loving planes that do this. But nah, can't do that in the future!
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blueberrysmith posted:maybe i'm just getting old, but what in the gently caress is this nonsense? I like to smoke some crème brûlée flavored nicotine juice on my Jewel e-cig.
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Midnight Voyager posted:There's actual IRL loving planes that do this. But nah, can't do that in the future! Not to be a douche, but name one. Simulator can KINDA do this, but I've never heard of a plane doing it
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Chalks posted:It might be the same process but it's not industry standard to wait 2 years before dealing with credit card fraud. There's gotta be a reason for that but like gently caress will Ben have any clue about it he's a forum moderator with a sticker on his shirt that reads "Developer" I'd guess the reason is the only fraud is on the part of CIG. I'm not sure, but I'd guess the chargeback was done as a last resort by someone who had their legitimate refund request denied. CIG has no excuse for denying the refund in the first place, and trying to squeeze more money out of that whale comes of as extremely desperate. The worst part is he will probably pay up rather than lose some/all of his ships.
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Goobs posted:Instead of inhaling carcinogens through a cigarette, you can now inhale fruit loop flavored carcinogens through a robot's dick. Being Swedish I'm a snus user of course
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fuzzknot posted:I got busy with work and just checked back in on the thread, and I must say, I was NOT expecting a space used car dealership. because in star citizen, you're a somebody. see you in the 'universe, commandos o9
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Booblord Zagats posted:Not to be a douche, but name one. Simulator can KINDA do this, but I've never heard of a plane doing it The F-35 has this tech, or will have it http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/magic-helmet-for-f-35-ready-for-delivery/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fm5vfGW5RY&t=230s Chalks fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Has it occurred to these people that somebody will have to be programming the interfaces and connections for the in-game cash jpg shop? This isn't like, the artists are working on this because they don't have anything else to do. This is the only stated development priority. With this, they have obviously crossed into a territory that's scummy even by AAA publisher game standards.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Not to be a douche, but name one. Simulator can KINDA do this, but I've never heard of a plane doing it F-35 with its special helmet when working as sold. Unsure how close we are to that right now.
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fuzzknot posted:I got busy with work and just checked back in on the thread, and I must say, I was NOT expecting a space used car dealership. It really is bizarre. It is beyond loving up rice stage at this point.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Nicotine isn't really a carcinogen - or at worst a pretty impotent one Equally as disgusting. Also that horrible liquorice,fishy salty poo poo you eat that looks like lovely candy but most definitely is not. Worked with my many very talented Swedes by the way
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I'd rather die of lung cancer with a cigarette between my fingers and still have some goddadm dignity than of whatever bullshit kills those jackasses who suck robot dick for tuti fruity flavored fart
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I hope you can take the showroom ships on a test drive so I can crash them into the show room
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BeefThief posted:Has it occurred to these people that somebody will have to be programming the interfaces and connections for the in-game cash jpg shop? This isn't like, the artists are working on this because they don't have anything else to do. This is the only stated development priority. With this, they have obviously crossed into a territory that's scummy even by AAA publisher game standards. Well the work can and will be used for other in-game content, storefronts and such Content creation pace accelerates with every finished asset after all, until we reach the singularity where content creates itself
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Well I just finished reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.......yeah that was loving rubbish. And this champagne and ship buying room is definitely happening? or are they *planning* to make it happen? *meaning it won't happen* ah who am I kidding? nothing ever happens....
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 Totally reasonable and realistic views of the game. It's everyones' fault that the game will flop. Yup. It's simple as that. Some sanity in there though. Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Well I just finished reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.......yeah that was loving rubbish. Overhyped. Have you read 'Rendezvous with Rama'? If not, pretty good hard sci-fi book.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Well I just finished reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.......yeah that was loving rubbish. It will be a janky mess just like everything else but since it is designed to suck more cash from whale wallets it will definitely be released and the payment system will work.
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BeefThief posted:Has it occurred to these people that somebody will have to be programming the interfaces and connections for the in-game cash jpg shop? This isn't like, the artists are working on this because they don't have anything else to do. This is the only stated development priority. With this, they have obviously crossed into a territory that's scummy even by AAA publisher game standards. And i can tell you the sales module will work perfectly on day one. Smooth shopping experience all the time and even just visiting will spawn a few random ship brochures in your (soon to be coded in, two weeks tops) inventory. I can even bet they will put in a system to teleport a sales rep from CIG CS team in when a concierge level backer cross the door.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'd rather die of lung cancer with a cigarette between my fingers and still have some goddadm dignity than of whatever bullshit kills those jackasses who suck robot dick for tuti fruity flavored fart It's not Tutti Frutti. It's new radical x-treme flavors like "froot", "choko", and "churrios". quote:I’ve heard all the hype about Churrios, so I finally decided to try a bottle. MAN! It is so drat yummy I just bought another 2 bottles! Anyone who says otherwise clearly hasn’t tried it, or has no working taste buds left. To me it’s like biting into a hot fluffy churro at Disneyworld. You get that very specific taste of freshly fried dough with powdered sugar and cinnamon sprinkled on top, finished off with a nice bit of creaminess. BAM… thats churrios. Love it, love it, love it! I really don't mind smokers but the combination of smoking (which is indeed cool) and nerdo-gadgets is pretty funny. quote:Gangbanged my mouth so hard I cried. I like sweet dessert juices. This juice tastes best warm. Exhale through the mouth and you get a strawberry twinky flavor. Exhale through the nose and you get more of a strawberry grahamcracker type flavor. I believe if something deserves recognition, I should give it. 10 out of 10, I would get gangbanged in the mouth again by Mother’s Milk!
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EightAce posted:Equally as disgusting. Also that horrible liquorice,fishy salty poo poo you eat that looks like lovely candy but most definitely is not. No matter how you spin it, snus stays in the user's mouth and bothers no one else - unless said user is an idiot and leaves used snus around Salty liquorice is a Swedish (also Finnish) delicacy. Will ship at cost to anyone in the 'universe (you won't like it)
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Chalks posted:The F-35 has this tech, or will have it this is a good comparison as the F-35 is basically the pentagon's star citizen
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