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Regarding New Zealand PM John Key simultaneously being banned and welcomed to an event:BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Schrödinger's oval office
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 06:55 |
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Harime Nui posted:Don Johnson as Rob Liefeld, Tim Roth as Todd McFarlane, Karl Urban as Bob Harras....
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 09:22 |
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Art.
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 11:51 |
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They should make that movie and then slap it with the Marvel Comics: The Untold Story title from that book (its a good book by the way)
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 12:44 |
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Is it okay to just use a chamber pot or have hipsters started using them? GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I put a mic in a brass chamber pot when recording to get that eerie/old timey feel.
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 19:11 |
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Gordito posted:Jeesh, Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition continues to get creepier every year...
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Luna Was Here posted:the top 1% of players have 99% of the mmr, elect me, bernad sandler and i shall break up the big ganks
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titties posted:It's kind of funny but I empathize with the daddy longlegs because my penis also appears to be 99 million years old, is firmly encased in sticky solidified fluid, and is 0.2 cm
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Takoluka posted:
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kimcicle posted:If I was 10 and saw an ATV with a sticker THIS MACHINE KILLS KIDS I would have been like "loving AWESOME" and killed myself on it.
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ImpAtom posted:Can we maybe move away from the discussing of crying raped children in the funny pictures thread?
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go3 posted:tl;dr oil industry
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 19:53 |
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Necc0 posted:my space angle
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 23:11 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Definitions of 'bad' have so far ranged from "critical of Hera-worship" to "the wrong kind of grass".
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Centripetal Horse posted:This one's on me.
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 06:49 |
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genesplicer posted:Long, long ago, in 1976, I was part of my high school's crack computer team. Our school didn't actually have a computer. We had a teletype machine and a 300 baud modem. With this, we connected to the MIT mainframe and assisted seniors in finding colleges that had the progams they were interested in taking. During downtime, I figured out something. We used numerical codes to navigate, so I decided to see what other codes would do. After finding very little of interest, I managed to stumble upon the complete list of codes.
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:59 |
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Random Stranger posted:Sure, he says pomegranates are good for you, but just eat a couple of seeds and *bam* everything is covered with snow for months.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 16:44 |
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HogX posted:He just ordered a club sandwich.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 16:58 |
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Guess who's resurfaced, in the southern Caucasus this time!mom posted:So there is like NO meth here in Azerbaijan mom posted:Electrical subcontracting for an oil and gas company outside of Baku. Need meth.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:32 |
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Glad mom is still alive although death may have been a mercy at this point I guess
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:36 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Guess who's resurfaced, in the southern Caucasus this time! Nice
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:37 |
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Tiggum posted:pomegranates stuff I expect I'll be feeling pretty stupid once you explain this one to me.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 23:58 |
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burexas.irom posted:I expect I'll be feeling pretty stupid once you explain this one to me.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:06 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Persephone Yup, called it!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:46 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Guess who's resurfaced, in the southern Caucasus this time! Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? Mom's steak theft adventures in Colorado were pretty entertaining, though. Some of the best SomethingAwful stories come out of TCC. Joose piano purchases, etc.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 00:59 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? Mom fiend, so what
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? Uhh, because he's mom and fiending for meth is pretty much his thing? Or were you more asking about the location? quote:Mom's steak theft adventures in Colorado were pretty entertaining, though. Some of the best SomethingAwful stories come out of TCC. Joose piano purchases, etc.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:54 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Or were you more asking about the location? methinks that's the thingie
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Why the gently caress would you be fiending for meth in Azerbaijan? because withdrawal sweats are the universal language.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:01 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Uhh, because he's mom and fiending for meth is pretty much his thing? Or were you more asking about the location? More the location. It's just hard to comprehend as a non-meth user of looking for drugs in a foreign country at the risk of getting execution or some poo poo (at least with East Asian countries, I don't know how central Asian [west Asian?] countries deal with that stuff). Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Feb 7, 2016 |
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E: quote is not edit
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 08:08 |
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ban for quoting yourself in the thread
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 08:10 |
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cock hero flux posted:ban for quoting yourself in the thread Finger slipped when trying to edit on my phone, relax duder.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 08:11 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Persephone Oh FFS.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 08:36 |
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Still whooshing over here. Explain please?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 10:46 |
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http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/userstory11330-persephone-and-the-pomegranate-seeds.html A Greek goddess who hosed things up by eating a pomegranate from the underworld, basically. At least that's what I got from skimming it, I had to look it up. E: The joke involves snow because it's the origin story for winter.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 10:55 |
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for the inevitable jackass who can't be bothered to click a link and because i love sperging about mythology: Persephone was the daughter of the nature goddess Demeter. Hades, Lord of the Underworld, was lonely and wanted a wife, so he kidnapped her to his dark and dreary realm. Demeter went to Zeus demanding her daughter back, and he agreed to help return her. Unfortunately, Persephone had eaten six pomegranate seeds (considered to be a fruit of the underworld) and so for six months of the year she must remain in Hades, and for those six months Demeter sulks and forsakes the world. And that's where winter comes from!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:30 |
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You forgot to mention that Persephone is also Zeus's daughter, and that Zeus, Hades and Demeter are all siblings. Although I suppose that could be taken as a given in Greek mythology.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:40 |
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Didn't Persephone and Hades end up the only happy coup0le among the Greek gods? Hell, she even got him to soften up when Orpheus came calling, and that couldn't have been easy.
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Pharnakes posted:You forgot to mention that Persephone is also Zeus's daughter, and that Zeus, Hades and Demeter are all siblings. Although I suppose that could be taken as a given in Greek mythology. I thought that the "Zeus is a horny sonuvabitch who will gently caress anything and anyone, even his own family. Also his wife Hera is also his sister" bits were just assumed. CommissarMega posted:Didn't Persephone and Hades end up the only happy coup0le among the Greek gods? Hell, she even got him to soften up when Orpheus came calling, and that couldn't have been easy. Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 14:09 on Feb 7, 2016 |
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