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parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Hahaha

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lolllll. back to the z leagues

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I dont like saying guys in the ufc suck but that was a throwback for sure

The Watch
Feb 10, 2014

He won't see the sun again for years to come...

He's posting on Something Awful
Megamarm
Going to be hilarious when the next fighters somehow manage to look even worse.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
That roll Artem did was some elite level poo poo

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
"there's no quit in lobov" as he flops on the ground like a fish

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
That was an amazing roll. Like he gave up halfway through and went "eh gently caress it I lost".

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

That was an awful last round.

The last 2 minutes of it justify my comparison of Artem as a bar fighter.

Garbageman

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
I knew Artem sucked, but holy poo poo.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

lolllll. back to the z leagues

Looks like we found a new opponent for CM Punk

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
someone please gif that self owning


manyak posted:

I dont like saying guys in the ufc suck but that was a throwback for sure

yeah

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

how do you train at a pro gym with literal world champions and be this bad?

it used to almost always be this way. the champion filled superteams are relatively recent. history is littered with gomi wrestling with children, bj penn carrying rocks and training with his lovely brother, carlos newton playing tekken all day, chute boxe being an actual toilet, etc

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Artem "Garbageman" Lobov

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Go Mike Jackson

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

UFC pro debut vs pro debut

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Mike Jackson comes out to BAD! schamon!

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
The Battle Of The Winner Gets To Fight CM Punk, But Only If One Of The Guys Wins

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Between these two fights its gotta be the most "this is exactly what you would see at a backyard MMA event in montana" the UFC has been. relative to its time

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Speaking of throwback, it's literally a wrestler vs kickboxer match

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

manyak posted:

Between these two fights its gotta be the most "this is exactly what you would see at a backyard MMA event in montana" the UFC has been. relative to its time

it has the right size crowd too

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

CM Punk is the only audience member

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Mickey Gall is making his UFC debut and fighting in front of less people

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

manyak posted:

Between these two fights its gotta be the most "this is exactly what you would see at a backyard MMA event in montana" the UFC has been. relative to its time

Someone needs to make their entrance by exiting an outhouse, screaming and pounding their head.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Oh gently caress. Yves Lavigne

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
CM Punk is going to get so hosed up, lol.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Lol

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
lmao

edit: seriously, that was probably the best way to make a debut with a 1-0 record

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Congratulations to Guy Who Will Make Wrestling Fans Sad

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Punker looked so happy

Down Right Fierce
Jan 30, 2011
pfffft

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Lol

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
thank god it was short

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's good that they had those two ammy fights and now advertise another ammy fight later in the year

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Bubba Smith posted:

CM Punk is going to get so hosed up, lol.

Um, excuse me. He's friends with A Gracie

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Mickey Gall is gonna gently caress up cm punk.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
FEED ME A STRAY CM PUNK

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Le Saboteur posted:

Mickey Gall is gonna gently caress up cm punk.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Punker is going to shoot on him!

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
This is weird

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Wow, CM Punk made his octagon debut and didn't get knocked out....impressive

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