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Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Roy, if you're ever going to end a fight early with a big right again, do it tonight.

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Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Roy Nelson, the fighting hobo

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Roy needs to retire and start his own martial arts gym/waffle house

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
dave herman is a big win in the ufc

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

She's stunning by fat mullet man standards. I hope he wins because Nelson winning fights against turds is the best Nelson.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
congrats to those cops who tazed and beat dave herman on their big ufc win

DrBrezo
May 13, 2009

Jesus , fans love roy
Brh rnd 2

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Roy Nelson's camps are catered by KFC

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I gave this a little thought just now and I think Rosholt is my least favorite fighter to watch by far

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

EvanSchenck posted:

I gave this a little thought just now and I think Rosholt is my least favorite fighter to watch by far

I remember after the Struve fight thinking that was the worst performance I'd ever seen from a winning fighter.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Two fat Dad's, drunk on a few too many Budweiser's, remove their shirts at the neighborhood BBQ and fight.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
These guys are obviously seriously athletic for being able to move around at all with Mrs Doubtfire suits on

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Lol did someone just shout "EAT HIM"?

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
They're fat

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
Time to cut Roy. This is going to be his fourth loss in a row and sixth in his last seven fights.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
roy is losing the standup to jared rosholt lmao

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Theyre both better athletes and fighters than OSP and feijao

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Roy's gonna time him early in the 2nd and put him to bed.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Lmao Roy is the worst

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
Roy used to be a lot more fun to watch, he needs a new gimmick

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Imagine playing the UFC Career mode or whatever there will be in UFC2 as Roy Nelson.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Roy developed his ability to use his left and I think it made him worse

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I feel Rosholt's fighting style does more damage to me, the viewer, than it does to the people he is actually fighting

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I loving hate Rosholt.

Mons Public
Jun 22, 2006

Sometimes I look for Rupees.
this sucks

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


This is real bad i need a new avatar

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Rosholt reminds me of Meatloaf in "Fight Club"

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
Can you imagine if we'd all paid fifty bucks to watch this?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

If you make a Roy Nelson fight boring it's your own God damned fault.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
These last two fights were originally booked as main card PPV fights

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Cut both of them

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
HW is a better division that.....LHW? Oh god kill me.

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
They really did dodge a bullet canceling this ppv, I would have been pissed.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Dangersim posted:

Cut both of them

With a knife

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
This fight sucks all ducks but at least the scorecards will be funny

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I'm not happy with the second round either john anik

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
If Roy somehow wins this by decision it will be the first decision he's won since 2007

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

Please come back Olieinyik

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
joss whedon looking mother fucker

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Maybe Roy should throw more leg kicks?!??

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