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Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Sunswipe posted:

I wonder if there's a crossover between Star Citizens and Sovereign Citizens, the both seem to have an obsession with the power of names. One response to that video mentions a "Darak Smart" and a "David Braden." That's not even a childish attempt at insult, it's just refusing to spell people's names correctly as if doing so will somehow be a victory for Smart and Braben.

Particularly amusing what with Braben probably not giving a poo poo about SC given that he's busy with his actually-released, functioning game. Which I bought last night, you fuckers.



:smug:



:confused:

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Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

CashEnsign posted:

So did we confirm that Zecumbe is a goon or is that just wishful thinking?

Yes.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Colostomy Bag posted:



Star Citizen: Alt-tab baby!

Why the gently caress would he call that feature a bug

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Berious posted:

Ship: Ageist Potato
:cawg:

I think Toops is going to save PC gaming

Credit to the creator: BMan



I need to stop dropping so many actual content spoilers. I need to remain dead around the eyes while speaking vaguely about generic features so as to inspire the dreams and financial contributions of those with too much time, too much money, and tragically low self-esteem.

I know nothing about game development.

CashEnsign
Feb 7, 2015

Zecumbe, teach me your gimmick ways.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
I think if we could run some cross-tabs on the more repulsive members of the star citizen community we would see alot of overlap with objectivist/libertarian ideology. I was reading some zecumbe post where he was ranting about Chris being an innovator and goons hating him for his success, and I suddenly knew that this dude has read Atlas Shrugged at least twice. The allegory of the genius entrepreneur being taken down by the mediocre horde basically writes itself. Of course the fact that Chris is actually a bumbling thumb-for-a-face with no managerial skills should destroy the allegory but these are people who lack the critical faculty to see that ayn rand is actually bad, so.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Toops posted:

Credit to the creator: BMan

I need to stop dropping so many actual content spoilers. I need to remain dead around the eyes while speaking vaguely about generic features so as to inspire the dreams and financial contributions of those with too much time, too much money, and tragically low self-esteem.

I know nothing about game development.

Is there anything you might need?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Toops posted:

Credit to the creator: BMan

edited because timg ruins spoilers :(

I need to stop dropping so many actual content spoilers. I need to remain dead around the eyes while speaking vaguely about generic features so as to inspire the dreams and financial contributions of those with too much time, too much money, and tragically low self-esteem.

I know nothing about game development.

Your ship paaaarpline is very quick. It must be a 4th or 5th paaaarpline at least. The fidelity is impressive too. I'm fairly sure that potato would fly because :science:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Citizens know only hagiography and diatribe

Our version of playful and irreverent teasing makes them angry and confused

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

CashEnsign posted:

So did we confirm that Zecumbe is a goon or is that just wishful thinking?

I'd put $1000 on someone just changing their SA name to zecumbe (which I didn't realize you could do until he started posting). It's a great gimmick though.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Tippis posted:

I don't know. He strikes me as the kind of old engineer who hacks together his own SMTP responder because whatever he had before just didn't do it properly… but it doesn't count as “programming” because that's a term reserved for something you don't do on a lazy Sunday afternoon. :v:
Oh, he definitely does that poo poo in his spare time. He's one of the founder members of the Raspberry Pi foundation after all, and that's basically a computer designed for hacking.

I was talking professionally.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

A Neurotic Jew posted:

I'd put $1000 on someone just changing their SA name to zecumbe (which I didn't realize you could do until he started posting). It's a great gimmick though.

poo poo, $1000 won't buy gently caress all in the verse. Can't even buy an Idris.

Step up your game.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Let's check out how far the stretch goals in Star Citizen have come along!



This is OK because it clearly says upon release and this is pre-alpha so it's normal that the promised 2 million dollar content isn't available after 50 times the budget and 2 times the promised development time.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6341151/#Comment_6341151


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6341519/#Comment_6341519

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

tooterfish posted:

Oh, he definitely does that poo poo in his spare time. He's one of the founder members of the Raspberry Pi foundation after all, and that's basically a computer designed for hacking.

I was talking professionally.

Ok. That makes more sense.

It's just such a contrast to the forced attempts at making CRobber seem like a top coder, with his supposed “contributions” to the physics engine and spending nights and weekends solving complex… somethings… for SC. But the stuff the SC narrative claims he does seems like it wouldn't even register on Braben's scale of “real programming.”

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

RabbitWizard posted:

Let's check out how far the stretch goals in Star Citizen have come along!



This is OK because it clearly says upon release and this is pre-alpha so it's normal that the promised 2 million dollar content isn't available after 50 times the budget and 2 times the promised development time.

well gently caress you dude now with 50x the budget, Squadron 42 will feature 1500 missions.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Scruffpuff posted:

I really wish I had the skills to offer tons of help, but alas all I can add is my voice. Hit me up when it's time for voice-overs. I wanna play an exasperated engineer. I got some good ideas watching the developers sigh their way through some CIG videos.

Most definitely will, matey.

I now actually have to keep a list of contributors so I don't forget.

@ Reddit and RSI: This is what a community looks like.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

EightAce posted:

To be fair Dereks game is slowly getting better. Its starting to look a lot nicer anyway.

What's the story behind the full burn song?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Toops posted:

Most definitely will, matey.

I now actually have to keep a list of contributors so I don't forget.

@ Reddit and RSI: This is what a community looks like.

Need some lore?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Toops posted:

Most definitely will, matey.

I now actually have to keep a list of contributors so I don't forget.

@ Reddit and RSI: This is what a community looks like.

Who will be our :lesnick:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Toops posted:

Most definitely will, matey.

I now actually have to keep a list of contributors so I don't forget.

@ Reddit and RSI: This is what a community looks like.

Agreed. It is magical.

Let me know when you need mo-cap porn shoots. Immersion and stuff.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

I find it hilarious that CIG is so inept they can't even do the most basic things imaginable to keep their community happy.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Daztek posted:



I got bored halfway through, oh well, probably put in more effort than CIG

:five:

love it

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Kakarot posted:

What's the story behind the full burn song?

It was mined from one of the alpha releases

when asked about it, homeless guy said "oh, that's just something that someone had on their computer and got included by mistake"

sounds pretty legit imo

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That's even worse. Reminds me of being back at school when a couple of kids decided it was funny to call me Geoff. My name isn't Geoff or anything like it. Geoff isn't a clever acronym, the name of someone else they were comparing me to, it was just the wrong name. Always bugged me not because those kids were calling me names (hell, "Geoff" is better than most terms of abuse), but because they thought they were being so clever. Same thing here. This isn't just the sort of thing you'd get from children, it's the sort of thing you'd get from really stupid children.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I find it hilarious that CIG is so inept they can't even do the most basic things imaginable to keep their community happy.

All I hope Sean is still working on EVA stuff.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Tippis posted:

I never got far enough into E:D to really get a feel for that stuff (I blame control issues — couldn't make my mind up on what scheme to use), but are you saying that they effectively managed to create something akin to good old energy fighting in a space game?

Because if so, I need to iron out those issues and get going. :stare:
Get a T16000m or another joystick with z-axis control. Greatly improves flight control feel even if your turning radius is crap-all.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Sunswipe posted:

That's even worse. Reminds me of being back at school when a couple of kids decided it was funny to call me Geoff. My name isn't Geoff or anything like it. Geoff isn't a clever acronym, the name of someone else they were comparing me to, it was just the wrong name. Always bugged me not because those kids were calling me names (hell, "Geoff" is better than most terms of abuse), but because they thought they were being so clever. Same thing here. This isn't just the sort of thing you'd get from children, it's the sort of thing you'd get from really stupid children.

Pretty sure very deep down these people know Star Citizen is failing, they just don't want to admit it to themselves and are lashing out against everything negative

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Sunswipe posted:

That's even worse. Reminds me of being back at school when a couple of kids decided it was funny to call me Geoff. My name isn't Geoff or anything like it. Geoff isn't a clever acronym, the name of someone else they were comparing me to, it was just the wrong name. Always bugged me not because those kids were calling me names (hell, "Geoff" is better than most terms of abuse), but because they thought they were being so clever. Same thing here. This isn't just the sort of thing you'd get from children, it's the sort of thing you'd get from really stupid children.

Welcome Geoff

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Be freee, post of Nation

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Someone (not a dev, remember reddit rules lol) gotta register /r/solarplebeian post haste

Or wait until some citizen does it of course

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

I'll do it. You have my axe.

Cobblers
Feb 5, 2016

Come commandos, on wings of joy we'll fly
To where my bower hangs on high;
Come, and make thy calm retreat,
Among procedurally generated green leaves and blossoms sweet.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Hey cobblers I think they unbanned you, how 'bout you give him our love

e: also quoting nested quotes is broken lowtax plz fix

Done. I always thought he posted here already, his posts don't bear the hallmarks of a shitizen in that you can read them without cringing.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Daztek posted:

Is there anything you might need?

Well, you could always work on birds.

I've got plenty to do on the back-end at this point. And I don't want to send you off to do a bunch of artwork when I don't have a working knowledge of how the art will fit in the game world and hook up to the necessary systems/controllers. That would mean you'd probably have to redo it (AHEM cig. AHEM AHEM cig).

PM me with the kind of stuff you're willing/able to do and we can chat.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Need some lore?

Oh gently caress yes dude, that's currently just TODO on almost everything. I mean, to temper expectations a bit, this game is intended to be a playable vessel for comedy, so in that regard, lore is like the most important part.

edit: have at it

Toops fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Feb 8, 2016

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Nation posted:

Welcome Geoff

Goddamnit, next I'll be forgetting my PE kit and getting in trouble for not doing maths homework.

I'm not Lesnick-level fat, but if anyone wants to send me vast amounts of chocolate I'm willing to try if it'll help the project.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Someone (not a dev, remember reddit rules lol) gotta register /r/solarplebeian post haste

Or wait until some citizen does it of course

I got scared and did it. Was worried about those trolls from reddit making a hate sub about our perfect game and posting blatant untruths because they don't understand game development. Hope that's not stepping on anyone's toes here. PM the subreddit mod if you want mod or whatever.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

G0RF posted:

Get a T16000m or another joystick with z-axis control. Greatly improves flight control feel even if your turning radius is crap-all.

I have an absolutely ancient version of the Hotas X, but it's gone wonky with age and has the most hilarious mix of ghost input on some axes and uneven sensitivity on others — you never know where it will steer to. I tried an XBox controller and it seemed to work well enough but couldn't be arsed to put the hours in to be good with it.

But given that earlier description, it's definitely time to try again (or just replace the old stick with something made in the last decade). :v:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

It was mined from one of the alpha releases

when asked about it, homeless guy said "oh, that's just something that someone had on their computer and got included by mistake"

sounds pretty legit imo

I know that part, was asking him though

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Kakarot posted:

I know that part, was asking him though

Oh, sorry. Yeah EightAce please give us the Full Burn deets

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