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Galarox posted:Dont have any elit ship pictures or even know their names, sorry. Give me a link and I will change it No leave it as is
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Berious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8 The abyss etc etc, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dkJe_GX0jM I wonder what croberts thinks of his adoring fanbase.
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ZenMaster posted:Ukrainian Bride Scam That reminds me of this guy I used to work with who fell for something similar. Every time we worked together, he would tell me about this girl he was talking to online. Allegedly, she was a trust fund baby who lived in Hawaii, rode a motorcycle, taught ballet, and lived in a two million dollar bungalow on the beach. He only had two pictures of her and didn't have her phone number because, supposedly, the last guy she gave her number to died in Iraq, and she didn't want to go through that heartbreak again. The girl also conveniently could never meet him in person because something always came up with her sister. The whole situation had gone on for about a year and a half by the time he told me about it, to my predictable response of "WTF is wrong with you OF COURSE it's some forty-year-old gay dude in a basement or something." We argued about it, but after one too many transparent excuses for why she couldn't come and visit him in person, he agreed that something was screwy and ended it. He almost immediately began dating one of our coworkers, which was another disaster, but at least she was real. The ONLY difference between that story and the Ukrainian bride scam/Star Citizen is that he didn't send her lots and lots of money. In retrospect, he probably did but didn't bother to mention that part of the story to me. edit: The best part was how he would talk about how she was going to give him an allowance out of her trust fund after they got married and how he was going to buy an Aston Martin. That for some reason, out of all the stupid details of this story, sticks out to me the most. It reminds me a lot of white knights and all the poo poo they think they're going to do when the fuzzknot fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Sunswipe posted:
Valentines day is coming up, and this would make a GREAT card. paaarp.
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alf_pogs posted:holy poo poo and welcome to the thread Yes, but I managed to get out a while back thanks to goons. I will type up my "RSI experience" (  ) for your amusement
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A few years ago, I was with a goon-friend and he seemed pretty enthusiastic for Star Citizen. I hadn't been following it at all back then, but my BS detector was already ringing based on what he said the game was going to be. I didn't press my doubts, just saying "I'll believe it when I see it." I wonder how he feels about the project now? 
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Galarox posted:Dont have any elit ship pictures or even know their names, sorry. Give me a link and I will change it I think Its perfect as it is. If you know the events that insipred the paintings it make perfect sense: "The misadventures of the men on the Medusa Raft drove them to the limit of human existence. Mad, isolated and hungry, they killed those who planned to rebel , ate their friends and killed the weaker among them" - Jonathan Miles This is exactly CIG.
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fuzzknot posted:Thank you for your sacrifice. I have to wonder why anyone would search for such a thing in the first place. my sacrifice? nothing compared to that of these winners' parents     actually the citizencon cosplay is all sad crap like the above (really, what is there to cosplay), the really pathetic smut is the stuff the shitizens are groping their neglected little weiners over, as posted on the RSI forums:    
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Berious posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8 wait.. that wtfosaurus guy is one of those freaks? 
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Galarox posted:Hello best thread on the interwebs. Long time lurker, but I thought I had better not Thank you
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Lime Tonics posted:Valentines day is coming up, and this would make a GREAT card. Star Citizen Valentines cards would be a good thread project
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You are a terrible person . . . albeit not incorrect; how the gently caress can you cosplay with Star Citizen? Just wear all gray and/or a Gary Oldman mask? I should go and look up my former coworker's LARPing photos and post them to get back at you, but I'd only be punishing myself by looking them up. 
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Gilganixon posted:
in case anyone's wondering i'm the face of bad life choices personified leering at you from under heroin stubble sailor's blouse
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Wafflz posted:wait.. that wtfosaurus guy is one of those freaks? This explains everything.
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Sunswipe posted:
<Shower him with anti-fire foam > - No i wont join you, fuckwith, and stop smoking right nex to the hydrogen fuel tank on my flight deck, you Idiot.
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alf_pogs posted:do razors not exist in the 'universe or is it space navy mandate that everyone have scruffy facial hair nah just this loving guy he'll have to cut it off when his lovely beard Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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alf_pogs posted:do razors not exist in the 'universe or is it space navy mandate that everyone have scruffy facial hair All razors in the 'universe are the property of the Fourth Stimpire for the purpose of punishing wang/ovary-touching.
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Eonwe posted:my thoughts: pull lots of really terrible fanart and fanfics from the RSI forums again like we did that one time CU in the V  
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That guy's not a Citizen, he's actually a local model that the UEE corp head paid for a photoshoot.
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AugmentedVision posted:That guy's not a Citizen, he's actually a local model that the UEE corp head paid for a photoshoot. lol shows what they think of their target market
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AugmentedVision posted:That guy's not a Citizen, he's actually a local model that the UEE corp head paid for a photoshoot. Please let this be true!
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AugmentedVision posted:That guy's not a Citizen, he's actually a local model that the UEE corp head paid for a photoshoot. Wait, what ? Someone paid a model for a photoshoot for a guild in a game that does not exists yet ?  Is there a bottom to the insanity ? Where is the bottom ? I cant find it.
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aleksendr posted:Wait, what ? Someone paid a model for a photoshoot for a guild in a game that does not exists yet ? The ride never ends
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I just made that up but lol if you think that a few dozen or hundred bucks to hire a local model would be the "bottom" of Citizenry.
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AugmentedVision posted:I just made that up but lol if you think that a few dozen or hundred bucks to hire a local model would be the "bottom" of Citizenry. please unmake it up, it was funnier before now he's just a pathetic git with a bad beard again
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AugmentedVision posted:I just made that up but lol if you think that a few dozen or hundred bucks to hire a local model would be the "bottom" of Citizenry. Sorry for still having faith in humanity.
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Sunswipe posted:
Is this a poster soliciting for prostitutes?
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I love that the guy paid for a photoshoot in his Star Citizen Cosplay. Like I get people do Cosplay photoshoots, but mostly that's Cosplay for stuff that's been released/already out, and not for an unreleased game's guild. "What's this for?" - Photographer "A video game that's been in development for 4 years, it's the greatest thing since slice bread." - Guy "How can it be the greatest thing if it's not released yet?" - Photographer "You clearly don't know anything about game development." - Guy
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Unfunny Poster posted:Is this a poster soliciting for prostitutes? Don't judge me for wanting to play a space prostitute in Star Citizen. It's been my ambition since I was forced to choose a career at six years old, and that fucker Jimmy had already chosen space window cleaner.
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Beet Wagon posted:Oh you poor sweet non-electically-penis-removed summer child. You've a long way to go in your education, my son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-AJ9d6A2Yk
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