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StarbloodKiss posted:I think theres enough Stimpire material to make a table-top game. You would essentially start off as human but as the mission continued, whatever it was, your character may suffer at the hands of the Stimpire. The game is lost when your character either dies or goes insane from everything they have to endure. Though if your character does go insane, they should actually become an encounter/enemy that the other party members have to deal with as they venture onward. One rolls the 12 sided die. Each side has razor blades attached. The dice spin at 120,000 RPM and flies up your nostrils like a kamikaze pilot on meth.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Now I'm upset this game will never come out. This could have been the next big goon game. And our guild/corp would have been the Stimpire. That's the magic of Star Citizen, commando. It's already out. You've had it this entire time.
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Lime Tonics posted:What would anyone here do if given 105 million dollars and were told to make a space game though? See about buying the rights to freespace then offer an unlimited licence to volition in exchange for a percentage on profit on sales
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I want more Stimpire lore. Somewhere on Stimpire prime there is a very unique building. Built like a fortress, guarded by the most devoted of the pain commandos, its penthouse is a perfect replica of paradise. In it you can see fountains, birds,tame animals, exotic plant and fish from all over creation. They call the place The sanitarium, and its one of the most sacred place in the 4th stimpire. It is the place where the Stimpire put the most dangerous and exalted of its citizen, those who are certified, hardcore Masochists. Kept forever in a perfect golden cage, every of their whim attended 24/7 by the most dedicated sadist with the exception for any request that would cause them pain, emotional or physical. They are told of all the delicious new pain inducing tortures ideas that get developed daily in great details, but never get to experience any of them. Few lives past their majority before going completely insane. Once they go completely mad their brain are put into eternal sleep and their dream mined for new ways to inflict pain, keeping the cycle going on. Forever. aleksendr fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Can someone give me a link to the Elite thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741690
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Good job on the goatse commando o9 https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/317871/whatca-thinkin-about
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AP posted:Eonwe gets concerned we are going to get sucked back in and spent a combined £2,500. lol
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StarbloodKiss posted:I think theres enough Stimpire material to make a table-top game. You would essentially start off as human but as the mission continued, whatever it was, your character may suffer at the hands of the Stimpire. The game is lost when your character either dies or goes insane from everything they have to endure. Though if your character does go insane, they should actually become an encounter/enemy that the other party members have to deal with as they venture onward. If you want something a little bit close but not completely dysfunctional as mood goes maybe give a try to an old game called "SLA Industries". The system is crap and the setting does not completely make sense but the "work for The MAN until it kill you or you go insane" is there in full force.
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Is it the Fourth Stimpire chronologically, or spatially like do you think somewhere out there beyond the stars there might be other stimpires fighting with the fourth over space territory
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Ramadu posted:Have you ever seen the ending t o The Dinosaurs? It's beyond dark and seriously hosed up. It's probably second in those categories to the ending of ALF though. Those shows ended in huge fashions. Sadly i didnt. I never had the patiance to see them through. There were a few episodes that made me laugh pretty hard. The ones linked in that video were pretty funny as a kid. Who doesnt love watching someone get beat with a pan while the baby yells NOT THE MAMA. I imagine being forced to watch that show would feel like playing Star Citizen.
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Solomonic posted:Is it the Fourth Stimpire chronologically, or spatially Banshee Origins: The Ten Stimpires The Stimperor posted:In our setting of Banshee, there were ten stimpires which were united under ten galaxies. They were all allied as the United Galactic Stimpires, until one day, when the Sixth Stimpire noticed that the Fourth Stimpire was adopting laws that were against the regulations of the UGS. High-ranking military servants noticed that at the end of their favourite sporting event, the losing side was being rounded up, with all 11 players wailing in despair. They then noticed that the center of the stadium was now revealing a large, cylindrical container with a sharp floor. The floor was in the shape of a grinding grater, except there were several discs each turning very slowly, one being further out than the other from its center point. They were then pushed in by very powerful cybernetic stadium security officers, and the container was sealed up. It was then, to the horror of the colonels, that there was blood being smeared against the glass of the machine. They both left for their transit van, only to be stopped by Fourth Stimpire Enforcers. They demanded that they get past, only to be told that the Fourth Stimpire is a sovereign, socialist empire which listens to its people. They were then being transported to a greyscale soundproof room, with very sharp machinery decorating the room from all over.
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fuzzknot posted:DON'T YOU RUIN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE FOR ME, YOU GOON. "...I present to you, Stimperor, the Cockwork... Orange... Anyone who is caught touching their genitals, even for basic sanitation needs, will be subjected to this, the Cockwork Orange. It works by applying oranges... DIRECTLY TO THE..." *Transmission ends* "As you can see Commander, the Stimperor has gone mad. Fruits to the genitals! Can you imagine?! The UEE must stop this abominable crusade AT ALL COSTS!"
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"mine this planet until it is fresh clean! we must escape the fourth stimpire lest we too are deplaneted"
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Gilganixon posted:my sacrifice? nothing compared to that of these winners' parents There is a great and storied history of crossplay at cons. it makes it all worthwhile
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peter gabriel posted:Good job on the goatse commando o9 dammit I missed it
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I've only just realized how desensitized sc has made mequote:I only just began playing MWO (to kill time waiting for Sq42). Fun game. Nothing really deep, but modding mechs and fighting it out is pretty fun actually. But what I found ludicrous was how much we've gotten used to SC prices.
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peter gabriel posted:Good job on the goatse commando o9 Nice!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4560f7/everyone_needs_to_lower_their_expectations_for/ this is getting so sad lmbo
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:32 |
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wyoak posted:i usually don't hate the pro-CIG stuff as much as other people in this thread but this was the exception, good lord that's awful Really makes me glad that they never took me up on my offer to help them when they got started.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4560f7/everyone_needs_to_lower_their_expectations_for/ Hype remedy is playing Star Citizen
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/157823/star-citizen-cosplay-group
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/453h69/star_citizens_ace_in_the_hole_f42_frankfurt/ Bar none.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4560f7/everyone_needs_to_lower_their_expectations_for/ I expect that all commandos will be entitled to redownload a 30 gb tech demo each month. Please don't let me down, CIG.
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Khanstant posted:At this point, I think it's clear Star Citizen is little more than CR's way to impede Derek Smart from his games. From troll plants on the steam forums for line defense trying to goad him into free to play to several full-time staffers dedicated to thwarting D Smart Yeah, we've been banning them left and right. Thing is, we know who they are and we can spot them right away. And those assholes are the primary reason that I have put any plans for a freeplay weekend, on ice. They want to troll me, they can loving pay $9.99. And still get banned.
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EminusSleepus posted:speaking of Sandi In fact, she might stab, electrocute, slice or burn you you to death, but you at least would still have your soul...
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HapiMerchant posted:There is a great and storied history of crossplay at cons. it makes it all worthwhile If those guys got rid of the stickers and had one of them be red and the other one blue theyd make a pretty good NARC cosplay.
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Scruffpuff posted:Chris does seem to harbor a suspicious hate-boner for Derek. Lots of people were questioning Star Citizen before Derek wrote his first blog about it, but they weren't taking poo poo for it. Wired wrote this article in March 2015: http://www.wired.com/2015/03/fans-dropped-77m-guys-buggy-half-built-game/. That's a major publication, not a personal blog with 15 followers. As I understand from now departed insiders, that the blog caused a lot of consternation and he took it as a personal attack specifically when I said that what he pitched couldn't be built. That implied that he was running a scam. Though that didn't even cross my mind at the time. Also, since I had access to the game, and have the means to make some serious noise, they wanted me out. As they've now come to find out, that was one of the worst mistakes in their entire history of Star Citizen project. That aside from the fact that they started a war of attrition that they couldn't possibly win; since the only way they could *win* was to prove me wrong by delivering on *ALL* promises. That was June 2015 We're now Feb 2016 So anyone who considers 2.x to be "progress" after 8 months - for a company with almost 300 people + $100M+, deserves to be fleeced
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Scruffpuff posted:I think the 16-player limit really killed the deal for me. Whatever grains of hope I was holding fell to the ground with that one. That's not even enough people if you make it fully PvP, and followers don't even want that. But they want a HUGE universe. I live in a mid-sized city on Earth, and if there were only 16 people in it, nobody would ever see anyone else. How does that not boil down to this being, essentially, a single-player game? Wait until my aircraft update for LOD goes on wide release. I have a special gift for those assholes.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/453h69/star_citizens_ace_in_the_hole_f42_frankfurt/ https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/453h69/star_citizens_ace_in_the_hole_f42_frankfurt/czv2z7a https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/453h69/star_citizens_ace_in_the_hole_f42_frankfurt/czv3g9j
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Yeah that's about right.
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Hav posted:Nah, you want to get rid of someone like Derek immediately, it defuses most of the action that he could take by simply removing him. Derek has history for getting involved and making the whole thing about what he feels rather than an objective; it's personal. Look up 'Algernon' and the poo poo surrounding that; it sucks all the oxygen out of rooms to be defending against bullshit. Look how well that turned out for them. ps: What's there to look up about Alganon? I came. I built. I released. It is still going (even have it on Steam, did an expansion pack etc) on to this day. Clearly you haven't been paying attention.
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KiddieGrinder posted:I couldn't quite parse it either. Yup. Pretty much. And I've heard from sources that there have been screaming matches in the office about how it was such a bad idea to take me on and "give me attention". And they just went for broke with The Escapist diatribe; and that was even worse. They're hosed. They know it. I know it. The Shitizens know it. They ALL know that I know it.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/157823/star-citizen-cosplay-group That really is nightmare fuel.
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Bootcha posted:I bootcha... I live! And the peasantGoons rejoiced... Yay! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5dUgVgQM4&t=0m18s
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D_Smart posted:As I understand from now departed insiders, that the blog caused a lot of consternation and he took it as a personal attack specifically when I said that what he pitched couldn't be built. That implied that he was running a scam. Though that didn't even cross my mind at the time. Derek what is your plan for your anniversary insurrection come June 2016? also I will let you finish your loving thing that you owe Bootcha
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EminusSleepus posted:Chris Roberts Fidelity: Firing a railgun beside your face lol I'm the buttstock on the back of a gun that lays on top of your shoulder.
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Y'know, one of the things I've always wanted - since TIE Fighter, at least - was a multiplayer arcade space sim. Then X-Wing Alliance came out. It was fun. It was not great, though. The Microsoft Gaming Zone kinda sucked. MMOs appeared on the scene around the same time, and I thought maybe someday there would be a TIE Fighter-like MMO. It seems many others shared this dream, given the success in raising money for Star Citizen. The debacles associated with it kept me from spending money on it pre-release, but I had some hope that it might exist one day. However, now I know that the dream will never come to fruition - because of of Chris Roberts.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/157823/star-citizen-cosplay-group I don't want to imagine the sights that doll has seen
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm the buttstock on the back of a gun that lays on top of your shoulder. i'm the doomsday future weapon that has to be aimed by staring down the side of the barrel with your face
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