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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Ugh, I don't like that.

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fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
:ghost:
:f5:
:ghost:

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



That's either really good, or really really bad

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Probably should have taken the auspices first.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:ghost: :f5: :ghost:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
:ghost: :f5h::f5: :ghost:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Ecco doesn't appear to be around but too bad so sad I'm not posting the results.

They are too amazing.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
:f5h::ghost:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
PSYCH

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:henget:

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
hello what did I miss

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Argh

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
did asiina already send you all your battle results? it sounds like she did.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

EccoRaven posted:

did asiina already send you all your battle results? it sounds like she did.

only tithin probably

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
not me

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I didn't send anybody anything!

Max
Nov 30, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwP3wes4M8

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Asiina posted:

I didn't send anybody anything!

way 2 mod lol

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
okay I am sending out battle results to my thread now.

IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A PM: assume you successfully performed your action and suffered no damage.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Guys, it's cool, I used my mega cool OPG ability to launch a catapult on the battleground and kill everyone, we won.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Dude you're fuckin' sick.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Birdstrike posted:

way 2 mod lol

I wanted to make you all sweat.

Didn't want to ruin the surprise.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

Guys, it's cool, I used my mega cool OPG ability to launch a catapult on the battleground and kill everyone, we won.
noice one

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Asiina posted:

I wanted to make you all sweat.

Didn't want to ruin the surprise.

Now you, too, are killing me.

Doktor Per
Feb 26, 2007

Look guys, I'm a lady!

Max posted:

Guys, it's cool, I used my mega cool OPG ability to launch a catapult on the battleground and kill everyone, we won.
Yay!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Asiina posted:

I wanted to make you all sweat.

Didn't want to ruin the surprise.
I was sweating anyway, it's warm here

Doktor Per
Feb 26, 2007

Look guys, I'm a lady!
Thankfully its freezing here so im not affected.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Because Quandary only posts to gently caress with me, I feel like it didn't go well for us.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Got my results, action successful and I took a wound. At about 2/3 life.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

tithin posted:

Got my results, action successful and I took a wound. At about 2/3 life.

NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT BATTLE RESULTS BEFORE THEY ARE POSTED GETS MODKILLED

Max
Nov 30, 2002

tithin posted:

Got my results, action successful and I took a wound. At about 2/3 life.

I was about to say, please don't talk if you were in battle until the flip. Please? We're so close.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Asiina posted:

NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT BATTLE RESULTS BEFORE THEY ARE POSTED GETS MODKILLED

Wasn't aware we had to wait. Sorry.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
apropos of nothing but a good idea

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Jose Valasquez posted:

Did you pm me? I got an email saying you did but no pm!

Asiina posted:

No, not yet.

:spooky:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Jose Valasquez posted:


That's pretty weird!

it's 11:11 am try modernising

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:mrwhite:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'm gonna rip my hair out. I need to know what's happening!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

I'm gonna rip my hair out. I need to know what's happening!
ecco is enjoying this

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Every game, Ecco does this to me. In the last one Ecco straight up told me I lost in a PM before taking an hour to post that actually, I won.

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


The legion, without its saboteurs, can strike with a passion. Lead by the finest tacticians the world has ever known, equipped with the strongest weapons and armor, and led by the sharpest military mind of her generation, the Praetorienne Guard blew into the black woods like a gale. With precision and speed and strength united into one fighting force, the legionaries made short work of the wearied and desperate Horde. When the battle finished, the Horde had withdrawn to safer ground inside the wood.

But the legion was not finished. Whether it was spurred by the feeling of betrayal from traitors embedded within her personal bodyguard, or whether it was a cruel political calculation, no one can be certain. But as she saw the Horde flee before her, Jocasta ordered her cavalry to halt their pursuit, and instead called for all the torches, flames, fireballs, and pitch they could muster.

Within the hour, the Black Woods, the sacred heart of Nemchy, its groves of trees and mushrooms and flowers and weeds, which have stood for millennia: all was set ablaze. The flames, spurred by the deep magicks which run through the air and ground, spread quickly, moving faster than even some of the retreating Hordesmen, consuming them as well. Come morning, when the fire settles, the magick here will be long gone.

In her camp, Jocasta drinks tea.



BATTLE RESULTS:

:gibs:
Birdstrike, Felicia, Livireen Tactician (JOCASTA TOWN), died.
====
mr.PBS Newshour, Hectore, Mereaux Heavy (QAL TOWN), died.
Jose Valasquez, Kezra, Charnal Light (QAL TOWN), died.
Tremendous Taste, Albans, Savomarine Mage (QAL TOWN), died.


BATTLE WON FOR JOCASTA.

QAL THREAD SUFFERS -1 HP ACROSS THE BOARD. QAL MAGICKAL ABILITIES PERMANENTLY REDUCED BY -2.


:kingsley:
Atoramos, Josefine, Livireen Light (QAL TOWN), died in the fire.
chaoslord, Viqtor, Nemchek Light (QAL TOWN), died in the fire.




"Golly" - me irl

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