Sham bam bamina! posted:

Why such a small fraction of the Barnacle Jim beatdown?







ed: he has a long face

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

Lotka Volterra posted:

“elections?!” sepp RICOs in the door and just keeps RICOing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he RICOs against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he’s trying to say something to you but he’s RICOing at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim “I was elected, that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

I heard about a guy once who was a jurisprudence fetishist. He got off on a technicality.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Here's the post with the emails and songs, if anyone needs a quick link.

Murderion posted:

Ozz81 posted:

I always feel kinda bad about the Barnacle Jim beatdowns but I can't stop laughing at them. Was there ever a reason other than his picture that people dog-pile on him so much?

Chinatown posted:

i havent been to a dairy queen since they stopped selling nerds blizzards

HoboZero posted:

Just leave your loving anime pillow waifu thing in the car and order a blizzard then

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Well the dude is always looking down his nose at people.

Ozz81 posted:

I always feel kinda bad about the Barnacle Jim beatdowns but I can't stop laughing at them. Was there ever a reason other than his picture that people dog-pile on him so much?

Loden Taylor posted:

you can never go home again fyi because home is not just a place and a group of people but also a specific point in time

Loden Taylor posted:

Pick posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Hihohe posted:

Please... please... no more tears.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Hey guys *dog whistle* let me tell you about how *louder dog whistle* not racist I am. Like I'm all about freedom for *increasingly shrill, obnoxious dog whistle* everybody! *dog whistle begins to rattle the cutlery* But see, some people just have a poor *dog whistle is replaced by an unbearably loud air horn* time preference so it's their own fault if they suck. America is a *air horn becomes a fog horn and the neighbors call the police* perfect meritocracy after all and nobody gets to benefit from having rich parents *fog horn somehow begins to spout racial slurs* or anything like that. All schools are exactly the same because *slurs begin to drown out all other noise* if somebody goes to a bad school they can just go to the library afterwards. But that won't do them any good because a job would *nothing else can be heard over what appears to be a mix of racially insensitive words and farting obliterating all other sounds*

*fog horn somehow begins to poo poo itself*

*somewhere a watermelon gets hosed*

KoRMaK posted:

Dumbass militia stuff going on at the same time as this LIGO announcement. Lol what a dichotomy.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Science Mans: We believe we have located Hick Bozo'n waves coming from Oregon

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

From the Jrodefeld "Why Should We Care About Property Rights?" Thread, wherein a notorious DnD libertarian and virulently sociopathic racist defends his views with "hey guys, I'm totally not a racist!" only to immediately get shut down repeatedly for being an ignorant idiot manchild:

Breetai posted:

Of note is the fact that in the post directly prior he points out how not racist he is by talking about how he's totally down with the rap music .

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This killed me.

"LOOK I KNOW SOME RAP ALBUMS OK, HERE'S A LIST. TOTES NOT RACIST."

Tesseraction posted:

Do you hear the people sing
It is the song of angry men
It's the music of a people
Who will not be slaves ag--OH poo poo


*gets kicked to death by emancipated slaves*

Pierson posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyECqbUx7zI

nerdz posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PAW SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BOLT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BOLT.I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I BITE DOWN SOME SCIENTIST BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL SHELTER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO DOGS IN MY HOUSE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE ADOPTED DOGS CAN BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE BARKS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY CAGE LESS LONELY BY BARKING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Doesn't work as well when the movie wasn't released on VHS.

anne frank fanfic posted:

The last time i said i wanted to gently caress a girl until she died everyone freaked out, but when i said it at my wedding everyone was all 'awww'

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

clammy posted:

pain and pleasure are two size of the same coin. its a double inch sword

Jack Daniels posted:

generally kids have fairly naive ideas about sex and the world, ie that murdering people is bad and pleasure is good. however, part of maturation involves learning about "coin theory" - the fact that pleasure and literally killing people are actually two sides of the same coin

example
Child: I think pleasure is good and killing my sexual partner is bad
Adult: Actually, pain and murdering people are two sides of the same coin [a/n: coin theory in action]

awkwerd paws posted:

Coin theory is not very complicated. you see the se coins that have two sides. thats a lot like Sex. on the one side of the coin is feels good, like when you put them inside of me one by one, like a sexual toll booth. My rear end hole becomes an inch long bloody slit in my back side. this degrades me, which is a good feel to me,because im functionally retarded, but also psychologically damaged. Thats how coins work.

SynthOrange posted:

why

Anidav posted:

I put on my shorts and cowboy hat.

Endorph posted:

what likely happened: xenogears got a smaller budget because of ff7, went over budget, xeno needed more money to finish and ff8 was midway through development, square decided to put money towards polishing 8 instead of finishing xeno.

what didn't happen: nomura kicked down takahashi's door in full squall cosplay and yelled 'WE'RE GONNA REFER TO YOUR BUDGET IN THE PAST TENSE' as he ripped thousand yen bills straight from his wallet, while laughing maniacally

AlphaKretin posted:

Oh well poo poo if I realised niche stuff is fine I would have posted this yesterday

Birb Katter posted:

Sure this is probably a bit niche but it's purestrain

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That's hardly "niche" to an audience of goons.

Wedemeyer posted:

No I don't get it. They made another Aliens video game? How many more Xenomorph planets can there be? Ugh they should have stopped at Prometheus. That was a good movie.

Wedemeyer posted:

No I don't get it. They made another Aliens video game? How many more Xenomorph planets can there be? Ugh they should have stopped at Prometheus. That was a good movie.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That's hardly "niche" to an audience of goons.