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Karma Monkey posted:Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable. Also that noise they make when they're angry. The more I learn about koalas the less cute they become, unlike raccoons
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Aesop Poprock posted:Also that noise they make when they're angry. The more I learn about koalas the less cute they become, unlike raccoons Oh jesus, I'd forgotten about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPdaU9A-RqU Here, when they fight, they sound like dying clown horns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djK_ucSYpaw
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Karma Monkey posted:Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable. So they're like the Australian version of armadillos?
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Karma Monkey posted:Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable. Never had sex at a frat party?
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Truly the hero we deserve.
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Karma Monkey posted:Sure, if you find poo poo-covered fur, parasites, and chlamydia interesting and/or adorable. Yes, you are interesting and/or adorable.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Also that noise they make when they're angry. The more I learn about koalas the less cute they become, unlike raccoons Meanwhile, the more I learn about them, the more I'm convinced that evolution played a prank by creating them. Here are these cute and easily preyed upon creatures that are slow and actively dumb (they have very, VERY small brains) that can only eat one single kind of plant--which just so happens to be highly toxic when ingested (and their digestive systems have to be TRAINED to handle it, but they can't eat anything else), and grow on trees that when climbed by these perpetually stoned and stupid creatures that are very loud when in distress, they are very easily seen by predators.
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Hogge Wild posted:Yes, you are interesting and/or adorable. Thanks, that's so sweet!  .....Hey, wait a minute! 
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"and they were made to eliminate it"
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Huh. I was wondering what the funniest thing on earth was. Now we know it's this picture.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Huh. I was wondering what the funniest thing on earth was. Now we know it's this picture. Bigger version, because it's even better in good quality: 
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 The article itself kinda buries the detail that the toilet paper incident actually happened a long time ago and this is the first time she ran into problems with her damaged passport in years of using it though. mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 04:25 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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Oh God. Is that the one where they shaved the ape and kept it in some horror story jungle brothel? When rescuers came for it, it started gyrating its rear end towards them 
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The Librarian of Unseen University has fallen on some hard times. 
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davidspackage posted:Oh God. Is that the one where they shaved the ape and kept it in some horror story jungle brothel? It's things like this that make the idea of an asteroid wiping out humanity not that bad.
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Cumslut1895 posted:It's things like this that make the idea of an asteroid wiping out humanity not that bad.
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davidspackage posted:Oh God. Is that the one where they shaved the ape and kept it in some horror story jungle brothel?  What. The. gently caress.
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I can't believe that even made economic sense. There were enough people going, you know I like human prostitutes, but what I'd really love is a fat shaved orangutan.
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Phlegmish posted:I can't believe that even made economic sense. They would pay extra. To gently caress an orangutan. What.
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Screaming Idiot posted:The Librarian of Unseen University has fallen on some hard times. Ook, big boy.
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Phlegmish posted:I can't believe that even made economic sense. shave yourself then
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That's how I paid for college.
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Fathis Munk posted:
Turns out P. Troglodytes and their closest relatives are all right bastards, especially to other apes.
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Phlegmish posted:That's how I paid for college. 
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Geniasis posted:They would pay extra. To gently caress an orangutan. What. Surely you wouldn't want to gently caress a cheap orangutan?
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Mulva posted:Turns out P. Troglodytes and their closest relatives are all right bastards, especially to other apes. Aren't Pan troglodytes chimpanzees though?
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Aren't Pan troglodytes chimpanzees though? Chimpanzees are horrible fuckers and we're their closest relatives.
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Chimpanzees are horrible fuckers and we're their closest relatives. Oh that makes sense. Thanks! Yeah, we are a few species that don't have the excuse of "nature" or "instinct". Sure, those affect us, but we can still reflect and decide whether to follow them. Sometimes I'll include like great apes, porpoises, etc, cause once in a while it's gotta occur to them that they're hurting another being. I long for the day that we will have a dolphin vs orangutan murder case go to trial as if a normal human vs human trial.
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Chimpanzees are horrible fuckers and we're their closest relatives. That's why they used an orangutan.
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Nostradingus posted:That's why they used an orangutan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg
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