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Abroham Lincoln posted:Ryback can't eat at Panera and wants to use his dick to impress Brock Lesnar. Who does and who doesn't?
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Abroham Lincoln posted:Ryback can't eat at Panera and wants to use his dick to impress Brock Lesnar. What's the story here? I've only heard it referenced.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:28
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Wagrid posted:What's the story here? I've only heard it referenced. It's two stories, but both are told to anyone who will listen (because the stories rule) by notorious WWE Bully Daniel Bryan. IIRC: Bryan was on the road with THE RYBACK and they pulled into a Panera Bread at Bryan's insistence. THE RYBACK was confused by the lack of ALLMEATEVERYTHING on the menu and tried to give up ordering anything in a huff before Bryan sent him back up to the counter where THE RYBACK half-berated the girl behind the counter and wound up ordering $100 worth of salads because they had chicken on them and that was the only way he could figure out to get enough chicken (instead of just asking for extra chicken). As for the cialis, THE RYBACK got wind that Lesnar was in the arena one night and while working out mentioned he should take cialis for a better work out or something to impress Brock. Bryan spun this - as he should have - to mean THE RYBACK wanted to impress Lesnar with a 4-hour display.
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Reaverbot posted:Regardless of Punk being a dickhead, Ryback is horrible outside of being an idiot on social media and gloating about being bad at your job to the point of injuring a coworker is worse than anything Punk has ever done Actually Ryback is really good at social media so congrats on being wrong. Wagrid posted:What's the story here? I've only heard it referenced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7A0SfjIAsU&t=1192s keevo fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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Big Bidness posted:the thing is, Ryback really did gently caress up a bodyslam from the top of an equipment case, missed the table directly in front of him, and dropped Punk on the concrete floor  e: reading comprehension, durr bradzilla fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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Feb 12, 2016 22:58
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UpfrontSalmon posted:It's two stories, but both are told to anyone who will listen (because the stories rule) by notorious WWE Bully Daniel Bryan. I don't think there's anybody on the current roster that's as much a mark for themselves as THE RYBACK WAKE UP
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Feb 12, 2016 23:16
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I don't think there's anybody on the current roster that's as much a mark for themselves as THE RYBACK WAKE UP triple h is the current wwe champion
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Feb 12, 2016 23:18
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i wonder if it's no coincidence that ryback whined about daniel bryan being a bully on that table for 3 and came off like a huge cryback, and like a week later he lost the ic title and has been a jabroni since
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Feb 12, 2016 23:19
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I don't think there's anybody on the current roster that's as much a mark for themselves as THE RYBACK WAKE UP Every video on his Youtube channel has his own theme playing in the background. I choose to believe The Ryback's theme simply orbits him at all times.
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From what I recall, that Ryback tweet isn't so much about "haha I injured you that one time!" When the Punk interviews happened, Ryback's reaction was that Punk's confronting him never actually occurred. "I'm dumb as gently caress" is just another example of shit_that_actually_happened.txt. Which while I'm not completely inclined to believe him, with Punk's recollection of his bitching out Vince and Triple H before leaving, I'm willing to give Ryback some benefit of the doubt. So in that context, it's a pretty great burn.
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Gavok posted:From what I recall, that Ryback tweet isn't so much about "haha I injured you that one time!" When the Punk interviews happened, Ryback's reaction was that Punk's confronting him never actually occurred. "I'm dumb as gently caress" is just another example of shit_that_actually_happened.txt. Which while I'm not completely inclined to believe him, with Punk's recollection of his bitching out Vince and Triple H before leaving, I'm willing to give Ryback some benefit of the doubt. After the WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY story I assume everything Punk says is 100% true
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UpfrontSalmon posted:It's two stories, but both are told to anyone who will listen (because the stories rule) by notorious WWE Bully Daniel Bryan. Thank you both so much. Aesop Poprock posted:After the WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY story I assume everything Punk says is 100% true The best bet with all wrestling stories is to just choose to believe the funniest version.
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VileLL posted:fun mental exercise: imagine how cm punk would react if he had injured a fellow wrestler with a botch "The other guy should have been better at his job. Not my fault. BEST IN THE WORLD!"
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Didn't Punk also imply that Ryback did that botch on purpose to take him out? Or am I confusing that for something else?
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UpfrontSalmon posted:As for the cialis, THE RYBACK got wind that Lesnar was in the arena one night and while working out mentioned he should take cialis for a better work out or something to impress Brock. Bryan spun this - as he should have - to mean THE RYBACK wanted to impress Lesnar with a 4-hour display. I believe the cialis thing was a pure Bryan invention. Ryback was just talking to Bryan about doing extra curls so that Brock would be impressed by his huge muscles, and then Bryan decided it would be funny if Ryback was taking cialis so Brock would be impressed by his huge donger. On that same show Bryan was insistent that he, Ryback and Ziggler cast a magic spell because Ryback was worried a curse was on the IC Belt and Bryan thought that was a ridiculous idea. Also in all this media around his retirement, Bryan is still getting digs in at THE RYBACK, which is amazing.
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achillesforever6 posted:Didn't Punk also imply that Ryback did that botch on purpose to take him out? Or am I confusing that for something else? The story was that Punk told Ryback to take it easy on him and that this could be a new start for them forgetting all the problems they had had after their last feud. First match or angle or whatever he gets dropped straight on his back, at which point Punk confronts him and says "You either did that on purpose or you're dumb as gently caress. Which is it?" Add pinch of salt as appropriate.
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Wagrid posted:The best bet with all wrestling stories is to just choose to believe the funniest version. This is generally a good bet no matter what kind of story you're hearing.
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Angular Landbury posted:On that same show Bryan was insistent that he, Ryback and Ziggler cast a magic spell because Ryback was worried a curse was on the IC Belt and Bryan thought that was a ridiculous idea. This was totally Bryan mocking Ryback for believing in The Secret
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Feb 13, 2016 04:23
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Abroham Lincoln posted:Every video on his Youtube channel has his own theme playing in the background. Holy gently caress his channel is ridiculous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5hkP3k4YWM
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Feb 13, 2016 05:58
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It's cool how Dolph Ziggler is like, the one guy on the roster who comes across as less likable in unaired backstage segments/Twitter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZyDPSuk6kw
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Wagrid posted:Thank you both so much. That's why I believe Russo's version of the BATB 2000 story over Hulks. They're both horrible chronic liars and bad human beings, but its much funnier to think that Hulk killed the Big Storyline Of The Year and sued a man for defamation of character because they called him bald when he is, in fact, bald. A judge may have believed Hulk's version, but I know what's real in my heart darn it.
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Feb 13, 2016 06:56
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I've changed my mind, again. Ryback rules
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That DICK! posted:Ryback rules
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Alain Post posted:It's cool how Dolph Ziggler is like, the one guy on the roster who comes across as less likable in unaired backstage segments/Twitter. Lance Storm trainee: https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/673305727927119872
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Alain Post posted:It's cool how Dolph Ziggler is like, the one guy on the roster who comes across as less likable in unaired backstage segments/Twitter. Suit + sunglasses is a good look for Dolph, but compared to his usual outfits that's not a high bar
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Seams posted:Suit + sunglasses is a good look for Dolph, but compared to his usual outfits that's not a high bar too bad hes wearing loving stonewashed jeans and what I guess are some ugly rear end sneakers
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Alain Post posted:It's cool how Dolph Ziggler is like, the one guy on the roster who comes across as less likable in unaired backstage segments/Twitter.
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DannoMack posted:This was totally Bryan mocking Ryback for believing in The Secret The Secret wasn't mentioned, and generally doesn't have anything to do with curses, it's more of a "manifesting" prosperity doctrine thing. Ryback is just super quick to believe weird crap in general, such as the Secret, curses, etc. Then again, Bryan believes that society will disintegrate into chaos and only hippies with home gardens will survive and also that shoving bees and kale into his rear end will cure concussiins, so eh.
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Alain Post posted:It's cool how Dolph Ziggler is like, the one guy on the roster who comes across as less likable in unaired backstage segments/Twitter. He dines on guts, he drinks the blood, he yearns to give you Ziggler hugs
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That DICK! posted:I've changed my mind, again. Ryback rules 
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Cory Lidle posted:I wonder what Ziggler was like before he became a withered shell of a person. He used to be kind of funny on Twitter, but ever sense he thought of himself as a comedian it took a deep nose-dive.
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Angular Landbury posted:The Secret wasn't mentioned, and generally doesn't have anything to do with curses, it's more of a "manifesting" prosperity doctrine thing. Ryback is just super quick to believe weird crap in general, such as the Secret, curses, etc.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Holy gently caress his channel is ridiculous
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god drat millennials https://twitter.com/angelodawkins/status/698912927089364996 https://twitter.com/ScottDawsonWWE/status/698930534953709570
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Scott Dawson comes from the Kevin Owens school of Heel Tweeting.
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Dawson is so old school, he rules.
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I've always been super curious what people do under there when they have a lot of time to kill so that's cool as hell. I love crap like that.
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Tyson Tomko posted:I've always been super curious what people do under there when they have a lot of time to kill
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