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Feb 13, 2016 00:39
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cocaine dad show posted:The Fourth Stimpire Mods change my name etc.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:40
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Mods change my name etc.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:42
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Mods change my name etc. Nostalgia4Stimpire
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Feb 13, 2016 00:43
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Sillybones posted:EightAce is full of poo poo. Septic tank transporter confirmed.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:43
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C-Bangin' it 
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have a look in gbs now lol
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Feb 13, 2016 00:43
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EightAce posted:
I'm so sorry 
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Feb 13, 2016 00:45
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Meow Tse-tung posted:I came here to see if this was a game yet and if I should get in on the last chance for the bundle or whatever. I ended up reading stimpire fiction. I can't decide if that was hilarious, terrifying, or sad. the correct answer is shocking and heartbreaking
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Feb 13, 2016 00:47
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Sillybones posted:EightAce is full of poo poo. EightAce is Chris Roberts rumour confirmed.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:48
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Eonwe posted:Nostalgia4Stimpire 
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Feb 13, 2016 00:49
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BeefThief posted:the correct answer is shocking and heartbreaking I'm glad you used the serious tag
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Feb 13, 2016 00:52
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If you are in the Stimpire, probably don't go out for a restaurant meal. I don't understand: "Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered to be 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population". Are they 40 times taller? Are there 40 enforcers per population?
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Feb 13, 2016 00:52
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Meow Tse-tung posted:I came here to see if this was a game yet and if I should get in on the last chance for the bundle or whatever. I ended up reading stimpire fiction. I can't decide if that was hilarious, terrifying, or sad. I'm open to constructive criticism, but be warned - your skeleton will be removed if you say anything negative about the Stimpire.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:54
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Sillybones posted:If you are in the Stimpire, probably don't go out for a restaurant meal. yes
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Feb 13, 2016 00:55
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What's this that pooped into my mailbox?quote:It’s your last chance to pick up Star Citizen and Squadron 42 together for one low price! Beginning this Sunday, February 14, Star Citizen packages will no longer include the Squadron 42 single player campaign by default. Pick up your package today if you want to lock in access to both parts of the project! That's a clever way to deny future refunds is what that is.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:55
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CashEnsign posted:Reddit has hard proof: yeah and my discord bot plays System Shock 2 I really hope they're not using that as proof because  literally the most recent discord update was we can't be assed to keep track of games, write down what you're playing yourself jerk
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Feb 13, 2016 00:56
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I wonder how much marketing they plan to spend on pushing SQ42. Alot of "AAA" games have a 1:1 ratio for marketing vs. cost of production. Some games, like Call of Duty, actually put 4x more into marketing, spending somewhere in the range of $200 million. With that in mind, even if CIG has half the money its raised through crowdfunding its a paltry number if they plan on marketing it the way most high-budget games are. If anything SQ42 needs a more aggressive push because they've already sold the product to their core base. They basically have no choice but to go for broke on this thing. And it's a turd.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:58
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:This better be a hit piece or I'll post angry things. They have a charter which says they have to be balanced. If it's an uncritical suckjob you can complain to the BBC and they have to look at it and respond. You can force some intern to read Derek's blogs. It's probably going to be a suckjob, I vaguely remember reddit saying some BBC reporter was a shitzen who was working on a piece.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:59
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A Neurotic Jew posted:They basically have no choice but to go for broke on this thing. And it's a turd. A polished turd
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Feb 13, 2016 01:00
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meet my brother, he is an optician/executioner this is my mother, she is a cashier/executioner this is my father, he is a jpeg salesman/chris roberts
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Feb 13, 2016 01:00
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Ostentatious posted:meet my brother, he is an optician/executioner Optician/executioner pays well and is well respected in the Stimpire. He'll probably never be turned into dinner!
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Feb 13, 2016 01:07
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Chalks posted:Hey dude, when you say "Introduce new formats" what does that mean? Like different ways of breaking the news to people or new pseudo content in the "you've already got star marine in the PU" style? I'm guessing it means new random shows no one watches where homeless santa sits there telling shitizens they can't have procedural generated space plants. Like a dad explaining to his developmentally challenged son that he can't have a birthday and a christmas tomorrow So the bad news leaks out mixed with rumor, denial and disbelief (it didn't come from the holy orifice of Crobber see) and they can do some damage control if the brown sea starts to riot too much over the mixmaster getting canned or whatever
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Feb 13, 2016 01:08
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AP posted:The body language when the new guy says that is incredible. Somebody is going to be having a word with that guy, I think he's so new he believed them about this open development thing. Oh god that was so awkward. I feel sorry for the guy he's definitely getting yelled at
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Feb 13, 2016 01:12
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From the Stimpire Cookbook of Pain Excruciating agony soup (serves 6) Ingredients: Ground glass (not too finely ground) Iron filings I test tube of Ebola pathogens (available from your local grocers) 2 pints silicate based lifeform blood 1 pint carbon based lifeform blood 1/2 ounce small lego bits 4 small steel ball bearings 2 ounces caltrops 3 blatella americana Method Plug yourself into the kitchen pain amplifier To a large painpan add the silicate and carbon based lifeform blood & bring to the boil In a small painbowl mix the iron filings, lego, caltrops and ground glass with your hands Add the mixture to the pan Drive the steel ball bearings into your eyes one at a time then add to the soup Drink the Ebola pathogen testube. When you begin to hemorrhage add the resultant blood and mucus to the soup Garnish with the blatella Serve
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Feb 13, 2016 01:15
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I wonder how much marketing they plan to spend on pushing SQ42. Alot of "AAA" games have a 1:1 ratio for marketing vs. cost of production. Some games, like Call of Duty, actually put 4x more into marketing, spending somewhere in the range of $200 million. With that in mind, even if CIG has half the money its raised through crowdfunding its a paltry number if they plan on marketing it the way most high-budget games are. If anything SQ42 needs a more aggressive push because they've already sold the product to their core base. They basically have no choice but to go for broke on this thing. And it's a turd. I am sure that the backers will be furious to see CIG spend any money on marketing. Oh who am I kidding, they will praise CIG using whatever idiotic excuse floats to the surface.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:15
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Berious posted:I'm guessing it means new random shows no one watches where homeless santa sits there telling shitizens they can't have procedural generated space plants. Like a dad explaining to his developmentally challenged son that he can't have a birthday and a christmas tomorrow Shows like "Perverse the Verse" or whatever that show Jared was on when he said SC has no trolls?
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Feb 13, 2016 01:18
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If they weren't going to sell jpgs after the game is done, why is so much development effort going to the jpeg showroom/sales floor? They could be working on anything else but they're on champagne wishes and caviar jpegs, along with a prison scene and drug deals? What the everloving gently caress? It's clear they've realized the last thing they should do is actually release a game and just continue milking the whales until they're dry. It is a scam, it's beyond just incompetence at this point.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:20
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Mendrian posted:Has anyone said Star Citizen Kane yet? If you remember what happens to Rosebud: 
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Feb 13, 2016 01:20
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BeefThief posted:If they weren't going to sell jpgs after the game is done, why is so much development effort going to the jpeg showroom/sales floor? They could be working on anything else but they're on champagne wishes and caviar jpegs, along with a prison scene and drug deals? What the everloving gently caress? I don't think anyone but the most insane citizens actually believes they won't be selling ships for real money after release.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:23
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Wafflz posted:I don't think anyone but the most insane citizens actually believes they won't be selling ships for real money after release. CIG has already said they would.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:25
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I am sure that the backers will be furious to see CIG spend any money on marketing. there was an INN stream recently and GORF pointed out that one guy was bragging about knowing where and when they would be placing a big SQ42 advertisement. There was some speculation that it would be before one of the Star Wars spin-offs or something. In any case, he certainly sounded tickled by it.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:25
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Wulfling posted:CIG has already said they would. Well they used some weasel words like "packages" so citizens assume that just means that people can buy a starter ships and not a $1000+ whale boat. It's like they think servers are free.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:28
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Shows like "Perverse the Verse" or whatever that show Jared was on when he said SC has no trolls? Yeah something along those lines. They need a title that rhymes with verse though. Hearse the verse 
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Feb 13, 2016 01:28
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Berious posted:Yeah something along those lines. They need a title that rhymes with verse though. Hearse the verse 
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Feb 13, 2016 01:31
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Chalks posted:The faith was still super high back then. It's astonishing that them literally saying "we won't even start thinking about this feature until after the game is released" wasn't identified as an obvious cancellation of the feature.  https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6352308/#Comment_6352308  https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6352015/#Comment_6352015
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Feb 13, 2016 01:32
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CashEnsign posted:Reddit has hard proof: Sorry I'm a bit out of the loop. Hard proof of what?
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Feb 13, 2016 01:34
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HapiMerchant posted:Mega sperg Star Citizen guy posts...I think it'll have been 4 different threads about something called the 'stimpire'. Note again he's done it 4 times. It's basically a guy writing up huge tracts about his wierdo fetish and passing it off as 'lore' It's terrifying and kind of beautiful that we have preserved (perversed?) this maniac's fantasy and enshrined it in a place of infamy/respect? in this weird rear end thread community
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Feb 13, 2016 01:34
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Sandi needs to rehearse the verse so she doesn't look at the script every 5 seconds
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Feb 13, 2016 01:35
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I wonder how much marketing they plan to spend on pushing SQ42. Alot of "AAA" games have a 1:1 ratio for marketing vs. cost of production. Some games, like Call of Duty, actually put 4x more into marketing, spending somewhere in the range of $200 million. With that in mind, even if CIG has half the money its raised through crowdfunding its a paltry number if they plan on marketing it the way most high-budget games are. If anything SQ42 needs a more aggressive push because they've already sold the product to their core base. They basically have no choice but to go for broke on this thing. And it's a turd. They can't put any money into marketing, crobbits told us that giving him 100m dollars was equivalent to another developer having 400m dollars because he'll put all the money into the game and not spend 3/4 of it on advertising and publisher profits.
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Feb 13, 2016 01:35
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where does star citizen rank on the "immersion" scale
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Feb 13, 2016 01:36
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