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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Chimpanzees are horrible fuckers and we're their closest relatives.

Don't forget Bonobos who are apparently tied according to science. And instead of violence, they prefer to just get busy with each and every other Bonobo they see, regardless of gender or age.


EDIT: VVVV Perfect.

Choco1980 has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Feb 13, 2016

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
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Choco1980 posted:

And instead of violence, they prefer to just get busy with each and every other Bonobo they see, from bonobo a to bonobo z.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
These new Dr. Seuss books are daring!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!







china bot posted:

a sexwork orang

:perfect:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
You boneheads.

If we don't have sex with monkeys, how do you expect to get AIDS-2 happening?!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Choco1980 posted:

Don't forget Bonobos who are apparently tied according to science. And instead of violence, they prefer to just get busy with each and every other Bonobo they see, regardless of gender or age.


EDIT: VVVV Perfect.

I like to think of chimps and bonobos as avatars of the dual nature of man.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You boneheads.

If we don't have sex with monkeys, how do you expect to get AIDS-2 happening?!

AIDS-2: Chimpanzee Boogaloo

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

I like redheads.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You boneheads.

If we don't have sex with monkeys, how do you expect to get AIDS-2 happening?!

By eating monkeys. Same as HIV-1.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Not necessarily eating them. I think the leading theory is that a hunter got monkey blood on a wound.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I'm sure there was a lot of monkey eating going on at the jungle brothel.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Platystemon posted:

Not necessarily eating them. I think the leading theory is that a hunter got monkey blood on a wound.

How the hell else are you supposed to get monkey super powers?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

AlbieQuirky posted:

These new Dr. Seuss books are daring!

Dr. Zaius.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


:troll:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

10 years ago it'd be unthinkable to me that I'd find the church of England trolling Dawkins after he had a stroke amusing but here we are

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
Nah you were a oval office back then too.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
InternetDating.txt

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

behead those who use tinypic

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

10 years ago it'd be unthinkable to me that I'd find the church of England trolling Dawkins after he had a stroke amusing but here we are

Oh, I've no doubt that they're completely sincere, but apparently some people are outraged by it and think it's trolling.

When Hitchens was diagnosed with cancer and people offered to pray, he was grateful because it showed they cared even if he didn't think it would do any good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

FAROOQ posted:

Nah you were a oval office back then too.

Well yeah more so that I would've given a poo poo about Dawkins then

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dr. Zaius.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Rock me, Dr. Zaius!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Wheat Loaf posted:

Oh, I've no doubt that they're completely sincere, but apparently some people are outraged by it and think it's trolling.

When Hitchens was diagnosed with cancer and people offered to pray, he was grateful because it showed they cared even if he didn't think it would do any good.

Hitchens wasn't nearly the rear end in a top hat that Dawkins is though.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Henchman of Santa posted:

Hitchens wasn't nearly the rear end in a top hat that Dawkins is though.

Hitchens literally made a career out of being a big rear end in a top hat. He was, if anything, worse than Dawkins. Dawkins just started spouting his dumb poo poo in public over the past few years thanks to him discovering social media

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I imagine Dawkins feels obliged to be an rear end in a top hat now that Hitchens isn't around to do it.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Hitchens had an exaggerated pompous rear end in a top hat persona. Dick Dorkins is the real thing.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Dawkins isn't that mean in his books. He's just someone that shouldn't be on Twitter.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard posted:

Hitchens had an exaggerated pompous rear end in a top hat persona. Dick Dorkins is the real thing.

Christopher was definitely my favourite of the Hitchens brothers.

Peter Hitchens is flat-out bonkers. He seems to genuinely believe that David Cameron is an honest-to-goodness Trotskyite revolutionary, while loving Jeremy Corbyn despite each of them being the antitheses of just about everything the other believes in, apparently because he thinks Corbyn "had a real job" (even though he's been a career politician for about three times as long as the prime minister has been).

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Feb 13, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
More from https://twitter.com/HorribleSanity

Seriously, what's with all the asking for cats?




























lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
NBC News got to issue a pretty good headline correction today.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/698588159249096704

littlebluellama
Jun 18, 2013

I am kind, brave and deserve love.

quote:

The woman then reportedly grabbed the man forcefully by the genitals and bit him near his groin, on a leg that apparently had previously been amputated.

This is really something special.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Bigger version, because it's even better in good quality:



Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Hahaha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That salad had it coming

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Something something "eats shoots leaves" joke.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

whitepeople.jpg

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This is what happens when you try to culturally appropriate the US.

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