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Marching Powder posted:still occasionally lmao at the thought of an internationally acclaimed, award winning composer having chris roberts tell him his music is not good enough 29 times. This was the dream Chris Roberts (aka robber crab, just like our friend the coconut crab) had in mind this whole time. It's not his fault that others misinterpreted his dream E: procedural bird page snipe Solarin fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-to-be-expected the impulsive stupidity of video game enthusiasts never ceases to baffle me 'boy would i feel stupid in 4 years time purchasing a complete game for $60 when i could of had it and that gay space opera for $45' anyone who buys into this game at this stage deserves to be fleeced.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:26 |
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We so funny! lolol our game sucks lolol bugs bugs bugs!
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Solarin posted:This was the dream Chris Roberts (aka robber crab, just like our friend the coconut crab) had in mind this whole time. It's not his fault that others misinterpreted his dream pink-sided junco
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:We so funny! lolol our game sucks lolol bugs bugs bugs! LOL... I just got the same email and was going to post the same. It's like they are purposefully taking the piss out of their customers. It's almost like they are becoming a parody of themselves... inception3 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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RedTonic posted:Is it... stimperial sausage? You'd know if it were No sausage is made unwitnessed in the Stimpire
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:39 |
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15198-February-Subscriber-Flair I forget they give lovely miniature virtual models of ships to people who pay them money each month.
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fuctifino posted:LOL... I just got the same email and was going to post the same. :ewone: It's a celebration of mediocrity and ineptness, it's so disgustingly self congratulatory it borders on farce,and then jumps over that border and runs screaming into a wall of PAAAARP!
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/155826/is-sandy-gardiner-married-to-chris-roberts Date is interesting, full year before Derek Smart was tipped off, reference to Bora Bora I don't recall. http://www.gamefront.com/star-citizens-fundraising-could-end-up-hurting-the-game/
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fuctifino posted:LOL... I just got the same email and was going to post the same. Now that would be a movie mind gently caress. Stimception. A nightmare within a nightmare. Imagine floating around with razor blades and the rectal CPAP device in zero-G.Sounds like SATAball.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 22:51 |
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After playing some more Elite, it's kind of sad that it's almost everything Star Citizen wants to be. I'm going to laugh when the XP after Horizons turns out to be FPS stuff
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-to-be-expected Done.
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CYBER TERRORIST AP fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Cobblers posted:Done. You are aware that they read this thread and Beer was permabanned for far less than this, right?
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Cobblers posted:Done. You're so helpful Cobblers . What happened to your RSI forum ban anyways? It looked like you were both banned and probated at one point.
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AP posted:
Who's Manzes?
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More Bora Bora.quote:I have been working at Cloud Imperium Games full-time (More than 3 years)
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AP posted:
That must be Tarkaroshe.
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I'm not good real good with words or being clever so can some of you funny people do things like this because I find things like this amusing.
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MeLKoR posted:Who's Manzes? Brazilian whale that went mad over Star Citizen not intending to ban teamspeak or something stupid. The issue of what he went crazy over doesn't really matter, he started questioning things and was directly emailing Sandi in a conversation that went bad (any of this sounding familiar?). https://twitter.com/sandigardiner/status/523927427290906625 quote:@Longscope_MV - he was banned over a year ago and refunded, was really horrible to all of us at CIG, said he was SCs No1 Brazilian fan I think they attempted to blacken his name over "omg females in danger" and that really pushed him off the deep end, any old star citizen media piece has him ranting with way too many words and several different alt accounts, this is all well before Derek Smart got involved.
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Mirificus posted:You're so helpful Cobblers . What happened to your RSI forum ban anyways? It looked like you were both banned and probated at one point. I don't know. According to Jared I was probated for 48hrs then banned for 48hrs at the discretion of the staff then unbanned at the precise time my probation ran out. I was a bit confused by the exchange. MeLKoR posted:You are aware that they read this thread and Beer was permabanned for far less than this, right? Yeah, im sure they read it constantly. They also read the PMs on the forums, though, so mentioning it here won't do any more harm. Edit: nvm probated again anyway. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Star Citizen isn't even that good looking of a game honestly, it's incredibly plain. Battlefront is miles ahead in the ~fidelity~ department. toss in some custom shader mods and it looks really insane
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:We so funny! lolol our game sucks lolol bugs bugs bugs! Like everything else, it's a Monty Python reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
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Cobblers posted:Done. They'll ban you for that, probably.
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Cobblers posted:I don't know. According to Jared I was probated for 48hrs then banned for 48hrs at the discretion of the staff then unbanned at the precise time my probation ran out. That does sound confusing. quote:Yeah, im sure they read it constantly. They also read the PMs on the forums, though, so mentioning it here won't do any more harm. New probation?
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Cobblers posted:
So are most SC customers.
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*Presses <<USE>> to pay respects*
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Solarin posted:This was the dream Chris Roberts (aka robber crab, just like our friend the coconut crab) had in mind this whole time. It's not his fault that others misinterpreted his dream Good job on the bird
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 23:17 |
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I would have expected the brown sea to become more turbulent by now, particularly since the rapid-fire PTU patches came to a screeching halt right after the Crimperor axed Star Marine, and all but announced his plans to ignore it until his straight-to-landfill movie release is completed.
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i thought lando said there were no trolls in star citizen
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Happy Sisyphus posted:i thought lando said there were no trolls in star citizen It didn't come from Chris Roberts, so
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Scruffpuff posted:I would have expected the brown sea to become more turbulent by now, particularly since the rapid-fire PTU patches came to a screeching halt right after the Crimperor axed Star Marine, and all but announced his plans to ignore it until his straight-to-landfill movie release is completed. Who will be the brave soul to test if Crimperor and Powerpoint Bob keywords are banned on next weeks RtV chat ?
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Congratulations commando o9. What was that for? Mirificus posted:That does sound confusing. Yeah, it also doesn't quite gel with what I saw - I think I was unbanned before my probation ran out as my avatar changed from banned back to probated. I think someone just jumped the gun and then undid it shortly after. Mirificus posted:New probation? Yup, jared probated me for necro'ing bird related threads again. Cobblers fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Will the birds have turrets?
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 23:33 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Anyone who enjoys stimpire will like SEA PATROL. It doesn't go as far into hosed up fetish poo poo but it's still a similar kind of weird fanfic thing that is born of the same sort of diseased mind. The SEA PATROL guys even have rectal CPAPs like Stimperial marines.
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Cobblers posted:Congratulations commando o9. I forgot my password ages ago,just recovered it now and was immediately sent to that page. I was on the forums yonks ago and annoying everyone(on there and here) by basically being a shithead and riling them up, my how things have changed that's what got me banned.
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MeLKoR posted:Who's Manzes? https://twitter.com/jcrg99/status/653183760733761536 Note the early years email signature. https://twitter.com/jcrg99/status/653182394984476673 AP fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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hanales posted:The stimpire is now. My God... it's full of pain!
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