Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Lmao

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:09

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:48

Rodney-CK: Jun 19, 2004

Gilganixon posted:

have a stimpire painsoldier

i went with pink because i'm sick of seeing grey poo poo everywhere and also because it makes them more of an eyesore

get it?

sorry for lack of fidelity, had to get this one out fast.

This is my fursona.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:13

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:13

Wrecked Angle: May 12, 2012; "JURASSIC PARK!"

EminusSleepus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/45x3cr/rest_in_peace_original_vanguard_rest_in_peace/

when their JPEG does not look the same as the GIF they are given lol

I'm so torn.

On the one hand, these idiots gave TheCrobbler� $$$'s when he showed them a jpeg of a loving spaceship and then moaned when the design of the stupid thing changed slightly.

On the other hand. Crobbler, these idiots gave you $$$'s for the spaceship in the god drat picture and that's what you should bloody well be making.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:15

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

AugmentedVision posted:

Claudia Black is a really good screen actress too, Pitch Black is a super underrated movie and and she was very good in Farscape.

Dont 4get SG1.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:17

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:19

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Gilganixon posted:

The Epic Tale of the Goonship Ramparp: The story so far for them what came in late

Part 1
Part 2

and now the thrilling continuation

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN THE EXCITING CONCLUSION

(Yeah, I'm late to the party, I know)

Sandi will you teach me MARINE BIOLOGY? My Professor is out for the rest of the semester cause he has cancer.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:21

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:21

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N25YEp01EGk

This is my favorite of all of your awesome videos o9

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:22

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

ComfyPants posted:

This is my favorite YET of all of your awesome videos o9

FTFY

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:24

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

find me a more punchable face, I dare you

choosing war criminals is cheating

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:25

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N25YEp01EGk

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

find me a more punchable face, I dare you

choosing war criminals is cheating

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:27

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

AP posted:

thats a pretty cool markov bot

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:27

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

find me a more punchable face, I dare you

choosing war criminals is cheating

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:28

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

AP posted:

It's really sad when people can afford Star Citizen but can't afford keyboards with functioning commas, periods, apostrophes, or shift keys.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:29

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

XK posted:

You can stop reading at "Almost word for word Derek Smart accusations."

Either Polygon's comment section is weird, or their mods removed the Derek Smart accusation post.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:29

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

the extended bbc video is up http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35582147

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:29

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

LowellDND posted:

No cheating! I'm preemptively calling that guy a war criminal.

Earlier today, Donald Trump said Ted Cruz was unstable. Finally, something we agree on.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:31

Wrecked Angle: May 12, 2012; "JURASSIC PARK!"

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:32

Ezekeel: Nov 18, 2015

definitely NSFW http://i.imgur.com/noTsVJT.png

Ezekeel fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 16, 2016

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:33

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/318574/help-all-i-m-losing-faith

$1000+ backer :eonwe:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:34

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Ezekeel posted:

definitely NSFW

can you hyperlink this instead of spoilering it? It still loads in the cache when you do it this way.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:35

Nemo2342: Nov 26, 2007; Have A Day; Nap Ghost

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhiaGAnOalA

Vanguard vs Fatguard

Hilarious comparison of how the sexy Vanguard concept has turned into a fat whale.

Jesus, listen to that guy cover his rear end at the start. "I'm not criticizing CIG's developers! I'm just talking about the models!"

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:37

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Ezekeel posted:

edit: OMG I didn't realize the spoiler tags wouldn't work in the quote I'm so sorry

And that is the story of why I refused to use the Shamu pool toy at a party Bootcha and I attended last summer. I don't care how innocent the occasion was; I have no way of knowing what happened to that toy before we arrived.

Second edit: Apparently, I was too late. Sorry.

fuzzknot fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Feb 16, 2016

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:37

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:40

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

Ezekeel posted:

definitely NSFW

C-call the sea patrol.

Also, it sounds weird to hear that Sandi came home from "Martial Arts" training.

I don't know anyone that would just call what they do "martial arts training". Most people specify if they're learning Karate, Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Jiujitsu, etc.

People specify when they say Yoga or Zumba or gymnastics or parkour.

Martial Arts training is what I would say if I had a five year old who just earned the first stripe on her white belt. It sounds so awkward and childish.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:41

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

A Neurotic Jew posted:

. . . Surely that's a troll.

Good Lord.

I . . . think it might be time for a break from the thread. Housework is suddenly very appealing. Also, I need far more alcohol to handle that kind of mindfuck.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:42

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Ravane posted:

C-call the sea patrol.

Also, it sounds weird to hear that Sandi came home from "Martial Arts" training.

I don't know anyone that would just call what they do "martial arts training". Most people specify if they're learning Karate, Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Jiujitsu, etc.

People specify when they say Yoga or Zumba or gymnastics or parkour.

Martial Arts training is what I would say if I had a five year old who just earned the first stripe on her white belt. It sounds so awkward and childish.

(One more shitpost)

Lol; of course she didn't come home from martial arts training. I doubt she's ever seen the inside of a martial arts studio in her life.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:44

Haskell9: Sep 23, 2008; post it live; The Great Twist

A person who claims to have run a nightclub as a teenage girl in between doing her algebra homework should probably seldom be believed.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:46

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Four score and a million posts ago but nothing cracks me up more than people saying "Sure I sank a shitload of funbucks into Star Citizen, but if the game exploded and never came out I wouldn't really mind because the journey has been worth it"

Yeah, the journey has been entirely based around getting together and getting excited that you and others were helping make something amazing happen. The fact that it isn't going to happen is okay because all the investments you made emotionally and monetarily to make it happen were worth it! No wait they're worth nothing because they're rendering everything you did meaningless and you can't even look back on that stuff without remembering they hosed it up and wasted what you gave them.

Being taken for a ride is not an actual journey, whales.

fuzzknot posted:

. . . Surely that's a troll.

Good Lord.

I . . . think it might be time for a break from the thread. Housework is suddenly very appealing. Also, I need far more alcohol to handle that kind of mindfuck.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, Hiei could trick himself into breathing in space and probably pull it off he's so good at lying to himself.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:46

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

A Neurotic Jew posted:

It's not the game - it's the overwhelming lack of content.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:48

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

If this is real, I love that http://www.dickwulf.com/ could actually help dickwulf with his marital problems.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:51

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:51

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

fuzzknot posted:

. . . Surely that's a troll.

Good Lord.

I . . . think it might be time for a break from the thread. Housework is suddenly very appealing. Also, I need far more alcohol to handle that kind of mindfuck.