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This is the thread where we admit we secretly love The Shadow, right? Like it's terrible movie, but I will watch the poo poo out of it any chance I get. I could watch that taxi driver happily crash into a gas station on a loop and never get tired of it. Slantedfloors fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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I had no idea so many people thought The Shadow was a bad movie.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 05:11 |
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The Shadow is very much a good bad movie. There's a lot to make fun of but it's got enough redeeming where you'll have fun with it. Also Ror posted:Yep. I went with my Dad and I could feel the "what are WE watching?" emanating from him in the seat next to me. I had probably been talking it up for weeks in advance like a dumb nerd too. Sup fellow person who watched this in theater with his dad. I think that may have hurt our relationship more than me coming out...
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 06:31 |
Slantedfloors posted:This is the thread where we admit we secretly love The Shadow, right?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:33 |
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I've never seen D&D
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:39 |
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From Son of the Mask: "Who produced this, The Joker? It was like a viking funeral for money."
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:53 |
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The term "viking funeral for money" has become part of my daily vocabulary
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:57 |
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The Mask Sperm revelation from that episode is easily the best moment in WHM history.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:12 |
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Crowetron posted:The Mask Sperm revelation from that episode is easily the best moment in WHM history. Complete with old-timey "please stand by" musical cue while they stop the show to go watch it!
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:12 |
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sean10mm posted:Complete with old-timey "please stand by" musical cue while they stop the show to go watch it! You can hear the shellshock in their voices when they return.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:18 |
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I love the haunted tone of Andrew's "Ladies and gentlemen..."
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 01:41 |
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Squallege posted:I've never seen D&D You're missing out man. Jeremy Irons gets paid to conduct an experiment in set chewing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV3roWM0DSs
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 01:54 |
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I'm watching C.H.U.D. for the first time along with the Chudmentary, and these guys really are the best. I'd love for them to do more commentary tracks if they are all as good as this first one. They are so disgusted by Daniel Stern and his horrible sweat stains
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:09 |
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Its too bad they don't do full length shows. I would love to see their reaction to the Batman episode Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:44 |
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Gyges posted:You're missing out man. Jeremy Irons gets paid to conduct an experiment in set chewing. The funny thing is that in the OTHER lovely sword and sorcery flick he appeared in, Eragon, he was very clearly the only actor who gave a poo poo and was trying to turn in a good performance.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:48 |
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Shirec posted:I'm watching C.H.U.D. for the first time along with the Chudmentary, and these guys really are the best. I'd love for them to do more commentary tracks if they are all as good as this first one. They are so disgusted by Daniel Stern and his horrible sweat stains i watched the sithmantary and that was the only way i could get through sith. I remember loving when i was younger, but watching it now, its almost unwatchable. thats not just from a jaded star wars fan perspective. its a legit bad movie.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 17:56 |
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Oh man, if you're a fan of bad Keanu Reeves impressions, there's an embarrassment of riches in this week's episode!
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:46 |
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My god. It doesn't stop. And it's great.
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DoombatINC posted:Oh man, if you're a fan of bad Keanu Reeves impressions, there's an embarrassment of riches in this week's episode! e: Chekhov's cock, holy poo poo e2: Jesus Christ, this Bryan part is going to make me pee on myself. They don't stop! Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Feb 16, 2016 |
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Firstborn posted:I love how his nose grows when he becomes The Shadow, and the opening where he has long coke fingers and a bed full of ladies and a dagger with a face bitches at him. Also Tim Curry gets to do his snorting, derisive guffaws about double crossing someone. I love when he does that. That sounds incredible. I can't wait. Hockles posted:My god. It doesn't stop. And it's great. As someone who was probably THE ONLY person championing The Watcher being on WHM (it's my favourite bad movie of all time), I was incredibly loving happy with this episode. The bit where they're talking about "LEE HARVEY OSMOND" and "ADOLF TIT-LER" had me doing that uncontrollable near-silent sob laughter that causes people to come into the room and ask why you're crying. Now, I'm pretty much the only person who finds The Watcher hilarious, but I would absolutely tell you to see it if you haven't already. It's got insanely horrible camerawork and visual effects (fast-mo! Slow-mo! Shaky cam! Things turning negative! Everything looking like the Smack My Bitch Up video! Keanu's cheap camcorder eyes!), Keanu's dancing is probably the worst dancing I've ever seen (and they film his dancing in pseudo ripoff bullet time!) and the Keanu/Spader homoeroticism is incredible/so awkward. I still don't know whether it was intentional or not - but if it wasn't intentional, Joe Charbanic is one hell of a naive dude. I still maintain that the only way this movie makes sense is if it ended with Spader's character waking up in bed with his boyfriend Keanu, and going "I just had a really weird dream where you were a serial killer who was obsessed with me!"
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:45 |
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The Shadow is The poo poo. "The sun is shining..." "But the ice....IS SLIPPERY!"
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 12:14 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:More Mr. Anderson jokes! The podcast gods have answered my prayers Does James Spader live like a hamster?
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:04 |
The Watcher is such a strange movie to me. It's a movie about a serial killer being hunted by an FBI agent, starring Keanu Reeves and James Spader. And James Spader doesn't play the serial killer?! What the gently caress? When I heard about the movie, I just assumed the roles were reversed. James Spader is one of the creepiest motherfuckers ever. Swing and a miss on casting, there. I haven't listened to the episode yet, apologies if they bring this up.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:09 |
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I actually did almost have a car accident during the Chekov's cock bit.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:10 |
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I love how the keanu impressions still sound a little southern because of Devil's Advocate
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:20 |
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Between Chekhov's Cock and Keanu's assistant mail opener Brian I could barely breathe during this episode, good lord
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 16:21 |
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I'm just glad to know I wasn't the only one who has obsessed over the weird reading of "CAAANS! THEY'RE JUST CAAAANS!" since 1994
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:57 |
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It was an understated line but [keanu surfer voice] "Do you want to play a game?" cracked me up.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:24 |
My favorite part was when they went through Keanu doing all the Nolan Batman characters. I never thought Cabin took anything away from the show but man, the silliness has just reached new heights now that it's the same three guys every week.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 21:20 |
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I've been listening to the oldest episodes that I skipped before, and holy poo poo some of them are just as good as the newer ones. In particular, The Wrong Guys, The Net and Deep Impact are loving hilarious.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 22:20 |
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Yeah, I feel like WHM hit their stride really early after the first few episodes.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 22:51 |
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Illinois Smith posted:I never thought Cabin took anything away from the show but man, the silliness has just reached new heights now that it's the same three guys every week.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:26 |
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So do you guys think Brian and Jeremy were roommates at some point?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:35 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:03 |
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Holy poo poo.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 03:12 |
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So is Olympus Has Fallen the white house takeover movie people like, or the one they don't like?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:56 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:So is Olympus Has Fallen the white house takeover movie people like, or the one they don't like?
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The Vosgian Beast posted:So is Olympus Has Fallen the white house takeover movie people like, or the one they don't like? Yes. Real answer, I genuinely cannot remember which is which.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 05:03 |
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Olympus Has Fallen is the one without Jamie Foxx and with GERARDH BUTLERH instead.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 05:06 |
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It's the one with a sequel coming out this year.
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