D_Smart posted:

They're not going after Bootcha.

D_Smart posted:

I know what you're talking about. All I can say is, as unpleasant as it is, that's the one big mistake that CIG could ever have made. My guess is they don't know it yet. They will.

Tanith posted:

Try rubbing on paprika and garlic powder with the salt and pepper next time.

Kramjacks posted:

What do you mean, like financially?

Unfunny Poster posted:

How, and why, is CIG after Bootcha? idgi.

alf_pogs posted:

probs cuz he posts in here, the number one hot topic in CIG headquarters

Jobbo_Fett posted:

To anyone going after Bootcha, please make sure you are wearing kevlar vests and have your hands raised when confronting "The Investor"

padijun posted:

D_Smart posted:

I know what you're talking about. All I can say is, as unpleasant as it is, that's the one big mistake that CIG could ever have made. My guess is they don't know it yet. They will.

D_Smart posted:

They're not going after Bootcha.

Carol Pizzamom posted:

it's crazy that you picked an avatar that matches your personality exactly

Solomonic posted:

Settle down, Beavis.

fuzzknot posted:

We did garlic powder. Will have to make a note of paprika, and also another note to remind Bootcha again of how to correctly pronounce "paprika."








I know. I know Bootcha already got his money back. I know they made a feeble attempt to maybe try to pin him as their scapegoat. I don't loving care. I KNOW the whole thing still bugs him, and THAT'S what they'll try to milk. They don't care that they're hurting people. What bothers me most is their willingness to take advantage of others' naivete, and that includes Bootcha's, even to this day. Just gently caress that poo poo. I hate that they're willing to take advantage of other people's naivete. It's not like three or four bucks; it's three or four thousand, and they don't loving care. I hate them.


I earned the nickname Rikki-Tikki-Tavi years ago--something about, as Terry Pratchett said, a snake cornering a small cute animal in a corner that turns out to be a mongoose.


NEVER.

It's Texas. We have pretty lenient laws on guns. gently caress it.

Bootcha posted:

They're going after my dreams.

squirrelzipper posted:

You know, the thing that really galls me about Sandi's claims to various degrees is how transparent the deception is. For a lark I googled my name, school and the word thesis. Like: squirrelzipper Uni thesis. First result was a direct link to a PDF of my 120 page travesty hosted by my school. Then for kicks I did my wife and some other friends who have master or doctorate degrees. Same outcome. Then I worked through Sandi's possible permutations based on what we know. Nada. It's been said so many times but gently caress, does she think that just claiming a graduate degree, even an MBA, is good enough and no way could anyone verify that?

Happy Sisyphus posted:

okay now for a cooldown period, everyone stretch and get ready the next 50 pages

AP posted:

MeLKoR posted:

This is your best work yet commando, just look at all those downvotes!

ComfyPants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OcbeGqbpU

I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor
I torture every stimpizen and animal and footballer
I know the major organs and their weakness biological
From testicle to pancreas in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters abominable
I vivisect intestines, turn them into soup primordial,
About forced cannibalism I'm teeming with a lot of stews
With many civil meats sauteed in fatty citizen tissues.

I'm very good at liquidizing silver and implanting it
In place of babies' skeletons on Bastille Day I must admit
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

I know the mythic history of all Stimpires one through ten
I've brought them pain and misery, it's fun, I'd do it all again
I force all of my subjects to watch every execution once
All of those who don't will know the meaning of capacitance
I can zap their kidneys with eternal shocks of electricity
I love the croaking chorus as they gasp from the toxicity
Then I'll make them immortal and continue with my dissection
And triple all the pain each second, bodies wracked with convulsion

Then I can write a script in which the actors drown in blood and gore
The actors will play ball or else it's off to the macerator
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

In fact when I know what is meant by planetary ravagin'
When I can tell at sight a Vanduul spaceship from a Javelin
When such affairs as thought crime and rebellion I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by a "space chariot"
When I have neutered everyone for touching their own genitals
When I demand obediance from my enforcer generals
In short when I'm a-splattering the losing Stimsis football team...

ooo...team? team, leam, peam...a-ha, I have it!

...you'll say no better Stimsis Stimperor has ever made you scream.

For my adversaries tremble while I'm plucking out their ovaries
The sickening truths known today will last throughout the centuries
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor.

ComfyPants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OcbeGqbpU

I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor
I torture every stimpizen and animal and footballer
I know the major organs and their weakness biological
From testicle to pancreas in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters abominable
I vivisect intestines, turn them into soup primordial,
About forced cannibalism I'm teeming with a lot of stews
With many civil meats sauteed in fatty citizen tissues.

I'm very good at liquidizing silver and implanting it
In place of babies' skeletons on Bastille Day I must admit
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

I know the mythic history of all Stimpires one through ten
I've brought them pain and misery, it's fun, I'd do it all again
I force all of my subjects to watch every execution once
All of those who don't will know the meaning of capacitance
I can zap their kidneys with eternal shocks of electricity
I love the croaking chorus as they gasp from the toxicity
Then I'll make them immortal and continue with my dissection
And triple all the pain each second, bodies wracked with convulsion

Then I can write a script in which the actors drown in blood and gore
The actors will play ball or else it's off to the macerator
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor

In fact when I know what is meant by planetary ravagin'
When I can tell at sight a Vanduul spaceship from a Javelin
When such affairs as thought crime and rebellion I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by a "space chariot"
When I have neutered everyone for touching their own genitals
When I demand obediance from my enforcer generals
In short when I'm a-splattering the losing Stimsis football team...

ooo...team? team, leam, peam...a-ha, I have it!

...you'll say no better Stimsis Stimperor has ever made you scream.

For my adversaries tremble while I'm plucking out their ovaries
The sickening truths known today will last throughout the centuries
In short in matters befitting a diabolic torturer
I am the very model of a despot Stimsis Stimperor.

D_Smart posted:

Man, that rear end-clown (Tom) is talking out of his rear end. I mean, seriously, he's pretty much just pulling stuff out of his rear end. Completely.