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Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf

Galarox posted:

It was about cannibalism.... Lesnick was going to eat a little girl and had a change of heart. Sorry, I dont have a link.

oh yeah that was it.

This is certainly the guy I want as the face of my community team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733gk4k0eXs

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Galarox posted:

Got bored of classic art. Have a movie poster:





Galarox posted:

Moi, Je suis l'Etat.



redwalrus posted:

take it deep baby paaaarp



redwalrus posted:

I have created another piece for the museum.



Beet Wagon posted:

So...

I'll never be on Pgabz's level, but tonight I drank a bunch of bottom shelf bourbon and made you guys this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oth4baAuOA

redwalrus posted:

Galarox, you have inspired me to take my work to the next level.



Galarox posted:

The Persistence of Idiocy, by Parpador Dali



Derek, do thing thing for Bootcha.

Othin fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 18, 2016

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Guys did you know about my MANY accounts on noted anti-video games site https://www.somethingawful.com I use them in support of my various anti-game and anti-dream plans because I am a villain.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Beet Wagon posted:

Guys did you know about my MANY accounts on noted anti-video games site https://www.somethingawful.com I use them in support of my various anti-game and anti-dream plans because I am a villain.

same

1981 was a good year, it was when i was born

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Wafflz posted:

They've probably all got access to the ultra nerd forum on the brown sea that you have to spend a grand to post in.

What's this? A super secret MONEY forum?? I had better check my bank balance so as I can go and shitpost there. NOT.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



In 6 pages I will be (re)born

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

fuctifino posted:

My guess is that they may have bred or trained the horse?

Chris is (was?) a director of CF Farms along with his ex Digital Anvil CTO Craig Cox:



http://www.cffarms.com/


There are other businesses of Chris's registered to the same California business address (2061 Business Center Dr, Irvine, CA 92612) which might turn up some interesting bits of info.

Lmfao

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




Holy poo poo, the amount of passive aggresive :smuggo: in that answer is off the charts.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Daztek posted:

In 6 pages I will be (re)born

i post, i poo poo, i post again

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




quote:

The fact that they have said like a thousand times that there won't be any nudity nor prostitutes typical of shady circles and pirates.

:lol: look at this shady circle and pirate expert guy.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

the real story of this collapse is going to be far more ridiculous than we can imagine, and i like that.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Gilganixon posted:

same

1981 was a good year, it was when i was born

Daztek posted:

In 6 pages I will be (re)born


drat. I missed the boat/feel old... page 1971 was my introduction (to the wonderful world of shitposting)

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

It's probably something hilarious like chris owing a Dubai royalty horse racing money

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Google Butt posted:

It's probably something hilarious like chris owing a Dubai royalty horse racing money

Chris DREAMS of getting some of that lovely lovely oil money for his vanity project.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

There are a few companies directly connected to Chris that haven't been mentioned in this thread.



http://www.corporationwiki.com/Texas/Austin/christopher-roberts/30216003.aspx

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I love that in trying to track down the connection between Star Citizen the horse and Star Citizen the game, we came up with no connection except that fuctifino discovered that Croberts was the director of a horseracing company.

:horse:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Lesnick dipped into the brown sea today. I have no idea what any of its about but its another one of those situations where CIG just stops talking about something and three months later its gone for good. You can probably just skip the first few paragraphs and go to "point 2" to get the gist.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6374747/#Comment_6374747






this guy sums it all up



It's amazing how many words he can use to say nothing at all.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It's amazing how many words he can use to say nothing at all.

A classic Citizen

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
I am a man, and I love Bootcha

Astroniomix
Apr 24, 2015



Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah but it exists, right? So just by that fact alone it's better.

I'm about a billion pages late on this but I want to point out that for all it's faults, ED has the advantage of it's core gameplay being solid. The act of flying and controlling your spaceship is fun, the flight model is great, the UI can take a minute to figure out but after that it's well done.

Also the game doesn't trap you under a mountain of unskipable cutscenes, the only thing that feels "unnecessary" is waiting for the blast shield in front of your ship to finish lowering before the pad will release you.


Lastly if you aren't flying with the Diamond Frogs you're an idiot who is playing the game wrong.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It's amazing how many words he can use to say nothing at all.

Ben's so terrible at community management. In a less forgiving community, he would be eaten alive.

P.S. Please check your PMs :)

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

fuctifino posted:

There are a few companies directly connected to Chris that haven't been mentioned in this thread.



http://www.corporationwiki.com/Texas/Austin/christopher-roberts/30216003.aspx

Don't forget to tie that with Ortwin's companies.

Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!

Has someone getting outright banned from steam ever even happened.
I know that there are VAC bans, but that does not prevent access to one's steam library

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

fuctifino posted:

There are a few companies directly connected to Chris that haven't been mentioned in this thread.



http://www.corporationwiki.com/Texas/Austin/christopher-roberts/30216003.aspx

There's something wrong when an individual needs their own org chart.

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
It looks like that horse training company went under too. Their website's main page is basically just a sales listing for their only property with a link to this marketing brochure. The real estate company doesn't have a listing for them so I think it already sold.

Interesting note they don't list Star Citizen on their page of sold or evaluated horses.

Duckaerobics fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Feb 18, 2016

Astroniomix
Apr 24, 2015



Luisfe posted:

Has someone getting outright banned from steam ever even happened.
I know that there are VAC bans, but that does not prevent access to one's steam library

Why the gently caress does he capitalize "Steam" every time?

Also how loving hard is it to spell "decide" as one word. (This guy had to have gotten VAC banned for running an aimbot in HL2 deathmatch or something and is still salty about it)

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Daztek posted:

In 6 pages I will be (re)born

12 pages for me! O7

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Galarox posted:

drat. I missed the boat/feel old... page 1971 was my introduction (to the wonderful world of shitposting)

Wow, you're older than my parents were. :)

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6375302/#Comment_6375302 <--- click here if you want to read alot of words by Ben Lesnick about the minutia of the Wing Commander movie.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

A Neurotic Jew posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6375302/#Comment_6375302 <--- click here if you want to read alot of words by Ben Lesnick about the minutia of the Wing Commander movie.

i'd literally rather put on a sandi mask and visit bootcha's house

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Wafflz posted:

Don't forget to tie that with Ortwin's companies.



Rising Star Pictures, a company that a certain Christopher Roberts is also connected to.

That seems like an innocent company, looking to discover talented actors and actresses....

http://www.risingstarpictures.com/index.html

quote:

PROFESSIONALISM
CREATING NEW STARS SINCE 1995

I clicked on the application form to become a star.



...

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT
and here i thought the horse-racing connection was bizarre :allears:

edit: wanna see your answers

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


fuctifino posted:



Rising Star Pictures, a company that a certain Christopher Roberts is also connected to.

That seems like an innocent company, looking to discover talented actors and actresses....

http://www.risingstarpictures.com/index.html


I clicked on the application form to become a star.



...


wow hahahaha

part of me thought you might have been joking but there is seriously no end to the weird onion

Variable 5
Apr 17, 2007
We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.
Grimey Drawer

A Neurotic Jew posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6375302/#Comment_6375302 <--- click here if you want to read alot of words by Ben Lesnick about the minutia of the Wing Commander movie.

This is like those guys that theorycraft endlessly about lightsaber fighting styles and how much skill is required to wave a space dildo around.

Except some of Star Wars is actually, you know, good. And exists.

Edit: ^^^ holy poo poo that's real :stare:

Thirsty Dog
May 31, 2007

So three guys at once doesn't qualify as a gangbang? Who knew!

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Not yet the year I was born, but the year I was conceived :pervert:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

notoriousman posted:

and here i thought the horse-racing connection was bizarre :allears:

edit: wanna see your answers

I don't like having sex with men :( Nor do I like semen :(

No stardom for me :(

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
For a second there I was shocked they'd agreed to do a presentation on stage at a live event but upon further reading it's just a Q&A with devs. No gameplay footage necessary! Just like PCGamer articles.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Chris Roberts is connected to Rising Star through one shell company: RISING STAR PICTURES CFP, LLC
http://www.corporationwiki.com/California/Beverly-Hills/rising-star-pictures-cfp-llc/46728130.aspx

Ortwin wasn't a director of this subsidiary, and Chris hasn't been a director Ortwin's various 'Rising Star' companies.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Chris-R could probably salvage all this if he replaced all the shows with a Prime Minister's Questions-style show with Derek playing the role of Opposition Leader.

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

fuctifino posted:



Rising Star Pictures, a company that a certain Christopher Roberts is also connected to.

That seems like an innocent company, looking to discover talented actors and actresses....

http://www.risingstarpictures.com/index.html


I clicked on the application form to become a star.



...

hahahahahahahaha

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