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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/700490239534477312?s=09

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I dunno what Coker's plan is for fixing this fight as a Dada5000 win, but as long as it involves Mark Coleman's triumphant return to MMA I'm alright with it.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Bubba Smith posted:

I dunno what Coker's plan is for fixing this fight as a Dada5000 win, but as long as it involves Mark Coleman's triumphant return to MMA I'm alright with it.

If there's a fix in it's extremely doubtful Coker/Bellator are involved, because while Kimbo losing to DaDa would be a great one-time cashout for the people betting against him it would be really bad for Bellator's medium-term business

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Gonna cash in on Kimbo if he drops to -170, at -200 now

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I guess my bookie hasn't got the memo his line is still at +300. I put 5k on it I sure hope the fix is in if I lose I will have to hit the casino hard this weekend to makeup for it.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

I guess my bookie hasn't got the memo his line is still at +300. I put 5k on it I sure hope the fix is in if I lose I will have to hit the casino hard this weekend to makeup for it.

you are a treasure

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Almost all sports books took kimbo/Dada off, I put 500 on kimbo at -190 before it was removed

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i hope the fix is in so that the jase1 car fund can get a nice little boost

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Officially rooting for Dada 5000 now.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

fatherdog posted:

If there's a fix in it's extremely doubtful Coker/Bellator are involved, because while Kimbo losing to DaDa would be a great one-time cashout for the people betting against him it would be really bad for Bellator's medium-term business

Exactly. Also, does Coker even have anything in his past that hints at fight fixing? What's Kimbo getting paid for this fight? Tennis has that whole scandal going on right now, hard to imagine that a fighter with no real future in fighting wouldn't be tempted to cash in.

Or else someone sneaked in while Dada 5000 was training and confirmed that his public bag work is in fact a simple ruse.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Can somebody spell this out for me? This is shady as gently caress but why would there be a fix? Bellator certainly doesn't want it as Kimbo is their biggest draw. So the other theory would be Kimbo/Dada are in on it for a payday...but what does Kimbo get out of it? There's only so much money he can make off a fixed Bellator fight with a 1,000 dollar maximum bet. Zero doubt he'd get a far bigger pay day in his next fight if he just wins tonight.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Ty1990 posted:

Can somebody spell this out for me? This is shady as gently caress but why would there be a fix? Bellator certainly doesn't want it as Kimbo is their biggest draw. So the other theory would be Kimbo/Dada are in on it for a payday...but what does Kimbo get out of it? There's only so much money he can make off a fixed Bellator fight with a 1,000 dollar maximum bet. Zero doubt he'd get a far bigger pay day in his next fight if he just wins tonight.

maybe his knees are gone and he just wants to maximise his last payday. however, it's probably just miami gambling guys going big and kimbo is still going to beat him up.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Kimbo and Dada are friends from way back and are connected with all sorts of shady people. I wouldn't be shocked if they were doing this on their own.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Kimbo's day job is organizing security for public porn shoots and Dada's is promoting street fights. If they can get paid for fixing a fight then why not? It's not like they have a future in mma

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
jase1, your money deserved way, way, way, better than that. I'm truly sorry man.

That was ugly even for a Kimbo fight. What in the gently caress.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
well done, wafflebeard

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
The whole poker room was rooting against me and cheered when Dada did the Flair flop.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

jase1 posted:

The whole poker room was rooting against me and cheered when Dada did the Flair flop.

Go get your money back from Dada. I feel confident you could beat it out of him.

Xyretire
May 22, 2003
Lickin' the Gun.

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Go get your money back from Dada. I feel confident you could beat it out of him.

I don't feel confident that he'd have the money to be beaten out of him.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Go get your money back from Dada. I feel confident you could beat it out of him.

I am in the perfect place to get my money back. 100 degenerates just saw me lose 5k and think I am on tilt and now alot of them will take shots at me at the poker table.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

jase1 posted:

I am in the perfect place to get my money back. 100 degenerates just saw me lose 5k and think I am on tilt and now alot of them will take shots at me at the poker table.

lol God bless

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I seriously wish I was a degenerate gambler

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I mean that with all respect and admiration

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I'm going to live my life thinking that the Dada/Kimbo fight was fixed but they both gassed too much to effectively fake the firefight where Kimbo would go down.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

jase1 posted:

I am in the perfect place to get my money back. 100 degenerates just saw me lose 5k and think I am on tilt and now alot of them will take shots at me at the poker table.

Let us know how it went, man. We're rooting for you. I'm imagining you as a modern day Maverick, but with more gambling and fewer gun fights. If Alfred Molina shows up, be careful.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I have hit a new low I think my bet might cause this guy to die not just lose.


http://deadspin.com/report-dada-5000-was-in-critical-condition-and-his-hea-1760319953

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
if you could please bet enough money on Michael Bisping to kill him I would appreciate it, thank you jase1.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

if you could please bet enough money on Michael Bisping to kill him I would appreciate it, thank you jase1.

Hmm yes I'd like to bet five thousand dollars please... on Bisping's remaining eye

Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
The wonderful world of Mystic Mac fight odds is here again with another short notice main event change. Bovada currently has the best odds for Conor at -380 and you can find Nate elsewhere as much of a dog as +380. Also let's note here that Conor predicts a 1st round finish of the soft bodied Diaz.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
If Nate gets to 420 I'll put a hundred on him

E: oh poo poo he's +410 on 5dimes

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
All the lines are hosed up. Bovada is the best spot in the world to bet McGregor. I think they are getting held hard with small big money plays on the underdog. Must be.

Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
I might bet on Nate. In fact I might make a ritual of betting when Conor fights with the kind of odds he brings.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
I'm thinking about Taleb at +190 over Silva. Silva's been beaten up a lot recently and Taleb is pretty tough

Surprised Shevchenko is an underdog

vainman fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Mar 2, 2016

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Yeah +400 on Nate sounds good.

that being said Conor wins by KO round 1 +145 have I been wrong yet?? have I been wrong yet??

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011

Bubba Smith posted:

Yeah +400 on Nate sounds good.

that being said Conor wins by KO round 1 +145 have I been wrong yet?? have I been wrong yet??

Honestly can't remember but did he make a prediction before holloway?

Wow Nate is at $4.50 on sportsbet. Gonna drop $50 on that.

turntabler fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Mar 2, 2016

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Put $5 on a chaos parlay of Diaz, Tate, Latifi, Lawlor, Nunes to win $670. Feelin' good about this one.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
5k on Nate Diaz at +350.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
My ulterior motive was to try and bring jase1 out with a post and it worked.

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I just spent 3 grand on floor seats to this event we are last row on floor section H which looks like its at an angle. Anyone know if we will be able to see? I leave tomorrow night for a crazy week in vegas to find a place to stay for the WSOP so me and a buddy decided to get tickets for the fight.


Edit: NEvermind I found a map and it looks like we are right were the fighters walk out so I am happy about that.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Mar 3, 2016

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