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Sash! posted:Mr. potee ..your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. Poor Lily...
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Poor Lily... It's Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes.
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Sash! posted:Mr. potee ..your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. Sash, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
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Feb 19, 2016 14:40
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potee posted:Sash, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. We could of course try to save you, but, it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
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Feb 19, 2016 14:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FieGqyLJYHc They're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso...
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Feb 19, 2016 14:58
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Ginette Reno posted:It's Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes. Benes? I thought you were Spanish! So we're just a couple of white people?
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Feb 19, 2016 16:02
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Well, it's about time for Root Bear's lunch!
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Feb 19, 2016 20:47
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Root Bear posted:Well, it's about time for Root Bear's lunch!
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Feb 19, 2016 20:50
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Top of the muffin TO YOU!!! Root Bear likes his chicken spicy.
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Feb 19, 2016 21:01
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Gyshall posted:Root Bear likes his chicken spicy. Do you have a Big Salad?
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Feb 19, 2016 22:57
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Do you have a Big Salad? 
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Feb 19, 2016 23:13
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Do you have a Big Salad? I can bring you two small salads.
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Feb 19, 2016 23:17
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TMMadman posted:I can bring you two small salads. Hey, TMMadman, the ocean called. They're running out if shrimp!!
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Feb 19, 2016 23:59
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I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? Is The Pledge Drive one of the best episodes? ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES.
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Feb 20, 2016 01:17
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You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon!
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Feb 20, 2016 01:33
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Sash! posted:I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right?
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Electromax posted:I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right? See that's a cool g daddy-o, now you gotta let it riiiide. 
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potee posted:See that's a cool g daddy-o, now you gotta let it riiiide. 
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Feb 20, 2016 03:36
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potee posted:See that's a cool g daddy-o, now you gotta let it riiiide. We all don't have checks rolling in like you do. 
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Feb 21, 2016 17:27
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Root Bear posted:We all don't have checks rolling in like you do. Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the...twelve cents?
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TMMadman posted:Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the...twelve cents? Oh, you know what happened? Some guy from the post office confiscated them. He left his card: 
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Feb 22, 2016 15:38
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Red posted:Oh, you know what happened? Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? 
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E-mail, telephones, fax machines. FedEx, telex, telegrams, holograms
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esperantinc posted:Benes? I thought you were Spanish! So we're just a couple of white people? I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman!
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Feb 23, 2016 05:13
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Slider posted:Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket? Tell the world my story!
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Feb 23, 2016 05:17
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Tell the world my story! It's not a lie, if you believe it!
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Riven posted:It's not a lie, if you believe it! Is this your FiberCon?
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Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her mind, okay? She is in-sane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah. She's a wacko. 
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You're quite upset, George. Well, I think you should drop him down to Step 2! Admit there's a higher power? Yeah, let him chew on that for a while.
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Feb 23, 2016 17:56
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Electromax posted:You're quite upset, George. I'm not here for rage, I'm here for revenge!
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Feb 23, 2016 18:59
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TMMadman posted:I'm not here for rage, I'm here for revenge! You can't return an item based solely on spite.
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Feb 23, 2016 20:39
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Yeah. I am taking over South America and there ain't nothin' you can do about it! 
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Feb 23, 2016 20:40
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UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU!?
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Sash! posted:UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU!? What have you done to my cable boy?! 
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Feb 24, 2016 14:02
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What do you mean you felt the material? What, with your fingers like this? What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?!!"
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Feb 24, 2016 14:09
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Capt. Sticl posted:What do you mean you felt the material? What, with your fingers like this? Red, who is this perverted little weasel? 
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Feb 24, 2016 14:39
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potee posted:Red, who is this perverted little weasel? Yeah, yeah, the flower guy! Listen, I know this all sounds a little crazy, but- I can't believe it! Look, that's Root Bear!
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potee posted:Red, who is this perverted little weasel? Hey, let me ask you a question. In these nudist colonies, do they eat naked in the dining room?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Hey, let me ask you a question. In these nudist colonies, do they eat naked in the dining room? They're naked, the gardener's naked, the bellhops. It's one big Nude-o-Rama.
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Red posted:Yeah, yeah, the flower guy! Look away... I'm hideous! 
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