Darth123123 posted:

I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish

cock hero flux posted:

there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real

cock hero flux posted:

there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real

Kavak posted:

Do you also get Canadian geese in Florida?

Radio! posted:

yeah but they're real small

Darth123123 posted:

I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Keep reading. It gets even better around page 6 or so.

Tetracube posted:

Aaaaugh gently caress I can't read this, whenever I try to look at it I cringe so hard I physically cannot continue. Someone summarize it

AlphaKretin posted:

All I know about Blue Story is that I saw an edit of divorce.gif when I idly clicked on the leper's colony one day, what did I miss?

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Imagine a trainwreck gif except it advances one frame every 15 minutes.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Layer 2: Goons suggesting safe dick-inserting practices and comparing suggestions to eliminate the behavior that has put him at death's door twice to attempts to eliminate homosexuality.

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

"Kirk! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Johnson. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!"

Sleeveless posted:

On the other hand, Goons thinking that they can get a 12 year-old boy to not masturbate is hilarious even by the usual standards of childless unmarried middle-aged men offering parenting advice on the forums.

quote:

And now that I've gotten that out of my system:

:puts needle in dick:

:pumps up dick:

:dick grows to size of Goodyear blimp:

:flies the gently caress on outta here:

quote:

Wipe the bike pump down with tabasco if you want to know when to take him to the hospital again.

quote:

Ahh! How could you give your brother the ol' spicy dickhole!!

quote:

These are not fun times for you dickhole, these are dark times!

quote:

I see no problem with this.

quote:

Well of course you wouldn't.

quote:

Finally

manyak posted:

Beavis: I always thought If I was going to shove something in my pee hole id be like... Yeayuhh, ooh-ahh, yeah, stuff like that

Butthead: If i shoved something in my penis hole id be like : This is fantastic, Mr Bombastic

anne frank fanfic posted:

Sex positive therapist (in willy wonka tone): no, dont stick a bicycle pump in your urethra and inflate it

Triticum Guzzler posted:

                    THE JOKER

    How's it hanging, bats? Hahaha! Get it?
    No? Yeesh, tough crowd... Well anyway,
    I just wanted to say thank you for this
    wonderful spying technology you develo-
    ped! Now that I have access to all of
    Gotham's cellphones, I'm going to tell
    everybody in your beloved city the
    terrible truth!

                    BATMAN

    You wouldn't dare...

                    THE JOKER

    Hitler had AIDS!

                    BATMAN

    Hitler did NOT suffer from AIDS.

                    THE JOKER

    No... I'm sure he enjoyed every minute
    of it! Hahahaha!

The GIANT COMPUTER SCREEN I forgot to describe earlier
suddenly goes dark, like the night and also the really
serious and dramatic situation that is unfolding.
BATMAN strides with grim purpose towards his fairly
sick car which looks like a dragon's dick with wheels
on it.

                    ALFRED

    Master Bruce... Master Bruce! You're not
    going out there are you?

                    BATMAN

    Somebody has to stop that mad man.

                    ALFRED

    We all agree that somebody has to prot-
    ect the memory of Adolf Hitler, but
    there is NO good reason that it has to
    be YOU!

BATMAN's eyes narrow, and his voice deepens.

                    BATMAN

    I can think of six million good ones.

Keru posted:

Kaiju15 posted:

I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it.

Travis343 posted:

Kirk Johnson is a man you know very intimately, even if you've never seen his face.

Kaiju15 posted:

I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it.

Kaiju15 posted:

I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it.

Paladinus posted:

That's a bit of a stretch.
Don't be so anal about it.
Now you're really getting my goat.

Here, saved this thread a page.

Paladinus posted:

That's a bit of a stretch.
Don't be so anal about it.
Now you're really getting my goat.

Here, saved this thread a page.

Aphrodite posted:

Thanks, rear end in a top hat.

tuyop posted:

Why do they like those sim gams so much?

Earwicker posted:

Germans like to Do Things Properly and the sim games allow them to experience things like driving a truck Properly or managing a farm Properly without any of the physical or financial risks involved in doing those jobs for real. Kind of similar to how we in America have a lot of games about shooting people in the face.

Kaiju15 posted:

I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Layer 1: 12 year old boy nearly dies twice from sticking anything he can grab up his dick, notably a bicycle pump because he downloaded inflation fetish porn.

Layer 2: Goons suggesting safe dick-inserting practices and comparing suggestions to eliminate the behavior that has put him at death's door twice to attempts to eliminate homosexuality.

PBS Newshour posted:

This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.

Roro posted:

Dick Trauma was already quoted in this thread.

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)?

LORD OF BUTT posted:

I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)?

PBS Newshour posted:

This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.

Travis343 posted:

There's a guy in that thread who says basically this, but then he learns what sounding actually is, and immediately comes back to the thread with "oh my God no I was wrong, you have to stop him"

ExecuDork posted:

You know it was a convertible. It had to be. Top down, naturally.

Just imagine, the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day, the open road stretches before you, and the wind is blowing through your maggots.

Smythe posted:

When I see a Klurf, I'm overcome with the impulse to jack off. Fortunately - due to me becoming a Klurf, I have no dick nor balls and cannot cum. It is in this way that becoming a Klurf saves me from my baser instincts. Becoming a Klurf and removing not only my dick, balls, and prostate but also replacing my organs with Gummy Gummy GumGuts and my long, crooked, incriminating Jewish nose with a cute + genderless Snoot has revitalized my life and livelihood - No longer do I swindle and leer but now I bounce and embrace. Castration by Logitech G500 Gaming Mouse Cord is the best thing that I've ever done, followed closely by the good work performed by my GP and very talented species-transition surgeon Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.