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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
There really should be a long board safe space, and it shouldn't be here. Or anywhere, longboards are for kooks. Except for The Gonz. Hey here's one if you don't know who The Gonz is gently caress right off, unless you're like 12

For content here is my fave video part ever before dude went insane https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAki32oO860

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Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

Downhill is also awesome, here is a video of a guy i know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pua0Rl1QhZw

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Ghetto Blaster posted:

Downhill is also awesome, here is a video of a guy i know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pua0Rl1QhZw

Long boards are good for this. Not these random hipsters using them to go to their next class.

Horizontal Tree
Jan 1, 2010

Ghetto Blaster posted:

Downhill is also awesome, here is a video of a guy i know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pua0Rl1QhZw

Wow, he's riding loving Kahas. I didn't think Kahalani's were still around. I really, really wanted a set of those back in the day.

Guess what angry street skater, your sport was grown out of something that was a shitload closer to longboarding and downhill than what people like you consider "real skating" these days. And all your posts prove are that you're a closed-minded rear end in a top hat in a community and sport that in my experience is the exact opposite. I used to street skate too, when I was a teenager. I was bad at it and could only do the basics, and I got around to and from school and various spots on a longboard. Then I started riding downhill and sliding and getting better at that side of skating and fell in love with it. Then I built a slalom board because why the gently caress not? There's no slalom riding or racing here and I didn't have cones or anything but why should I care, they're fun as hell to ride. How dare people do something DIFFERENT in the sport!?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Horizontal Tree posted:

Wow, he's riding loving Kahas. I didn't think Kahalani's were still around. I really, really wanted a set of those back in the day.

Guess what angry street skater, your sport was grown out of something that was a shitload closer to longboarding and downhill than what people like you consider "real skating" these days. And all your posts prove are that you're a closed-minded rear end in a top hat in a community and sport that in my experience is the exact opposite. I used to street skate too, when I was a teenager. I was bad at it and could only do the basics, and I got around to and from school and various spots on a longboard. Then I started riding downhill and sliding and getting better at that side of skating and fell in love with it. Then I built a slalom board because why the gently caress not? There's no slalom riding or racing here and I didn't have cones or anything but why should I care, they're fun as hell to ride. How dare people do something DIFFERENT in the sport!?

Are you mad at your dad or something?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Are there any famous long boarders? Nope.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Golem II posted:

I haven't skated in two years since I broke my wrist. But I've been missing skating, just have to learn how to be more careful.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

loving stalker

spwrozek
Sep 4, 2006

Sail when it's windy

Do a flip!

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Hey, guys and gals, skateboarding is cool and fun and you're a loving dweeb if you care how other people choose to participate.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

XIII posted:

Hey, guys and gals, skateboarding is cool and fun and you're a loving dweeb if you care how other people choose to participate.

Long boarding isn't skating.

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Golem II posted:

poo poo posting isn't skating.

I agree.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

XIII posted:

I agree.

Changed my words. You're so cool.

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib
Someone report this kook please.

Anyway the last two days I've skated to work. Hasnt been faster, have gotten more sweaty but it's so much fun.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I think XIII wants to gently caress me. Finding a post with no reason from two years ago...changing my words to suit his needs...

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Golem II posted:

I think XIII wants to gently caress me. Finding a post with no reason from two years ago...changing my words to suit his needs...

1. With your charming personality, of course I want to gently caress you
2. That wasn't me, but I'd hate for you to interrupt your busy day of being an uninspired troll to scroll up a quarter of a page.
3. I'll have to settle for that, seeing as I can't change your internet access to suit my needs

spwrozek posted:

Do a flip!

Let's hit the park near LoDo and have a flip trick competition (if your girlfriend will let you)

XIII fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Feb 25, 2016

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

XIII posted:

1. With your cha[/url]rming personality, of course I want to gently caress you
2. That wasn't me, but I'd hate for you to interrupt your busy day of being an uninspired troll to scroll up a quarter of a page.
3. I'll have to settle for that, seeing as I can't change your internet access to suit my needs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5eVUH8MSQ

naig
Jan 25, 2006

"crawl, walk, and then run"
Time to close this argument, in a true gentleman way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqHc3K2daM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzWo4d9MRcM

Done. Now, go out and skate.

To quote Ron Allen (over 50 years nowadays):
"When times are tough go skate! When times are great go skate! If you can’t figure something out go skate! Don’t forget skating never changes, just the names. If you haven’t skated in awhile what the hell are you waiting for!"

So, get the gently caress out of comparing your tiny sausages.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

Ah, the halcyon days when boards were asymmetrical as god himself intended.

Back when I had functioning knees....

spwrozek
Sep 4, 2006

Sail when it's windy

XIII posted:

Let's hit the park near LoDo and have a flip trick competition (if your girlfriend will let you)

Wait... You still own a deck?!?

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


spwrozek posted:

Wait... You still own a deck?!?

Two. Street deck and a mini cruiser.

spwrozek
Sep 4, 2006

Sail when it's windy

XIII posted:

Two. Street deck and a mini cruiser.

I was afraid you were going to say......

.... Long board!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


spwrozek posted:

I was afraid you were going to say......

.... Long board!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, I only ride REAL skateboards because I'm a massively elitist oval office.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

XIII posted:

Please, I only ride REAL skateboards because I'm a massively elitist oval office.

Yes you're a oval office

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Cool people doing cool things

naig
Jan 25, 2006

"crawl, walk, and then run"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ohmfKkkCk

Eric Koston still killing it. 40 is the new 30.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Are people fighting in the skateboarding thread? I thought you people were supposed to be chill.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Sometimes they fall in here from a 2000s thrasher issue and spaz about

https://www.facebook.com/ThrasherMagazine/videos/10156642805520613/
Someone post this poo poo when it drops

Zigmidge fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Feb 26, 2016

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
All longboarders must hang

Out

Here I guess.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hand Knit posted:

Are people fighting in the skateboarding thread? I thought you people were supposed to be chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tqIP-0GJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOCty_xfISc

nah idk what you're talkin about

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Huh. Harsh Realm. I guess I'll keep an eye on things for a while.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
Long board, more like a fedora board. Lonng board is the mobile gaming of skateboard

naig
Jan 25, 2006

"crawl, walk, and then run"

Wowporn posted:

Long board, more like a fedora board. Lonng board is the mobile gaming of skateboard

Don't forget your artesan latte, sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK2LOuuSiw4

Gangstarr can't go wrong.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Before I even clicked the thread I had a pretty good idea why there were suddenly 50 posts in this thread.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Horizontal Tree posted:

Wow, he's riding loving Kahas. I didn't think Kahalani's were still around. I really, really wanted a set of those back in the day.

Guess what angry street skater, your sport was grown out of something that was a shitload closer to longboarding and downhill than what people like you consider "real skating" these days. And all your posts prove are that you're a closed-minded rear end in a top hat in a community and sport that in my experience is the exact opposite. I used to street skate too, when I was a teenager. I was bad at it and could only do the basics, and I got around to and from school and various spots on a longboard. Then I started riding downhill and sliding and getting better at that side of skating and fell in love with it. Then I built a slalom board because why the gently caress not? There's no slalom riding or racing here and I didn't have cones or anything but why should I care, they're fun as hell to ride. How dare people do something DIFFERENT in the sport!?

Kook alert

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I like how it morphs from "your skating is derivative of mine" to "OH NO SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT HATE ME".

Old school and cutting edge together at last.

And the shocking admission that he couldn't do tricks. :laugh:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm ok with open warfare here until we find out what the gently caress happened to KOTR.

Salvo 1: longboarders are all computer geeks and teenage girls. The venn diagram meets at the tinkering instinct expressed in arranging Petz jewelry boxes and building your own pc.

Salvo 2: jim greco doesn't longboard

Go buy a paddle you dorks

:thurman:

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Not just computer geeks but also college bros who like to play their acoustic guitars under the oak tree on the quad aka date rapists

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