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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

PopeCrunch posted:

Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress.

It's because they always just got 54 texts in an hour from, presumably, some sort of serial killer.

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

PopeCrunch posted:

Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress.

Every time I see a phone screenshot, I immediately look at the battery and get pissed.
I don't even know why.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 06:47

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Unfettered autism

# ? Feb 29, 2016 06:58

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

If you go about your day and meet an rear end in a top hat, you've met an rear end in a top hat.

If you go about your day and meet nothing BUT assholes, you're the rear end in a top hat.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:02

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

PopeCrunch posted:

Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress.

38% is hardly an emergency situation.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:02

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

literal lol if ur phone isnt constantly at 100% from always being plugged into the wall because no one ever texts or calls u

# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:12

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

PopeCrunch posted:

Every motherfucking time someone posts a screenshot from a phone, they have no goddamn battery. What the gently caress.

She was too busy cleaning her kitchen to charge the phone.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 07:17

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

I forgot that you can post funny moving pictures in here too

# ? Feb 29, 2016 08:43

TheRecogScene: Aug 22, 2010; I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

nerdz posted:

I tried to do a reverse image search to figure out the joke here, and that didn't help. I hate when I can't figure these out.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/CC4HP

My favorite conversation from the comments begins with

quote:

"You probably suck hard at the uke." Does anyone else really really hope he's talking poo poo about her ukulele talent?

And then a bunch of people are like "what the gently caress else could it be" but sure enough,

quote:

Okay so I'm not sure if this is what he meant but in anime pairings the uke is the weaker or more submissive partner.

The way nerds make the most obviously normal things tenuously connected to anime is consistently magical. :allears:

TheRecogScene has a new favorite as of 09:17 on Feb 29, 2016

# ? Feb 29, 2016 09:08

SafetyTrain: Nov 26, 2012; Bringing a knife to a bear fight

ol qwerty bastard posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/CC4HP

I'd be mad too if I grew up in some guys abusive rear end in a top hat.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 10:22

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

I tried to do a reverse image search to figure out the joke here, and that didn't help. I hate when I can't figure these out.

Her name

# ? Feb 29, 2016 11:24

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Her name

Yup, her hipholsters don't lie.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 11:46

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Why didn't she just stop replying? Every reply just led to a new deluge of text message diarrhea.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 12:14

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

Would you stop replying? That dude is a loving roller coaster.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 12:36

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

She was totally gearing up to post the convo online, hence "internet famous" comment. It's in her best interest to get him to reply. And ours.

I wish someone saved it, but another girl ran a blog, where she posted stupid poo poo people said to Asian women on dating websites. Sadly, she took it down because she graduated, and got a real world media job, and did not want to be associated with something like that. It was a goldmine.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 13:44

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

# ? Feb 29, 2016 13:46

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

ol qwerty bastard posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/CC4HP

Out of all the stuff on the internet, its exchanges like this that most make me feel old and out of touch.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:16

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Hyperlynx posted:

classic

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:26

CharlieWhiskey: Aug 18, 2005; everything, all the time

this is the world

blarzgh posted:

Out of all the stuff on the internet, its exchanges like this that most make me feel old and out of touch.

Same. Can someone confirm for me that exchanges like this are the exception and not the rule for sub-thirtysomethings?

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:49

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Nitrox posted:

She was totally gearing up to post the convo online, hence "internet famous" comment. It's in her best interest to get him to reply. And ours.

I wish someone saved it, but another girl ran a blog, where she posted stupid poo poo people said to Asian women on dating websites. Sadly, she took it down because she graduated, and got a real world media job, and did not want to be associated with something like that. It was a goldmine.

There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog.

edit:

I was wrong, she's 4'9" and a violinist.

https://www.instagram.com/perv_magnet/

theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Feb 29, 2016

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:50

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Hyperlynx posted:

What a strange loss edit.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:50

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Subjunctive posted:

38% is hardly an emergency situation.

I think using up 22% of your battery in an hour qualifies as an emergency situation. 4 hour battery life on a smartphone these days is appallingly more disturbing than the conversation.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:31

Gripen5: Nov 3, 2003; 'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Same. Can someone confirm for me that exchanges like this are the exception and not the rule for sub-thirtysomethings?

These are posted because they are strange and unusual. Why would someone post a normal conversation and have it linked to and reposted many times?

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:37

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

theflyingorc posted:

There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog.

edit:

I was wrong, she's 4'9" and a violinist.

https://www.instagram.com/perv_magnet/

Wasn't she dating James Gunn for a while?

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:43

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

theflyingorc posted:

There was a recent one, where a classical cellist had a dating profile. She also happened to be like 4'10" and asian, so she attracted a very specific TYPE of internet creep. I'll see if I can find the blog.

I was wrong, she's 4'9" and a violinist.

https://www.instagram.com/perv_magnet/

Let's take a look.

Oh, she's adorably cute. No wonder she attracts attention.

Let's see her list of 'creepy' messages. They can't be that bad, can they? She's probably being a bit over-sensitive.

Mother of god!

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:10

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

spog posted:

Let's take a look.

Oh, she's adorably cute. No wonder she attracts attention.

Let's see her list of 'creepy' messages. They can't be that bad, can they? She's probably being a bit over-sensitive.

Mother of god!

With all that read, I find it a little strange that she tries to cram herself in small places all the time.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:25

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Does poo poo like that ever work? I mean it must for so many people to be trying it all the time.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:38

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qY2MOe8j2M

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:39

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Solice Kirsk posted:

Does poo poo like that ever work? I mean it must for so many people to be trying it all the time.

they get what they want out of sending the message

a lot of them get off on the idea of being able to sexually intrude in somebody's day

Same thing with people who call other people on the phone to jerk off. The one time a guy called me he got really upset when I laughed at him because the whole point is to mess up somebody's day.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:40

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:44

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

theflyingorc posted:

they get what they want out of sending the message

a lot of them get off on the idea of being able to sexually intrude in somebody's day

Same thing with people who call other people on the phone to jerk off. The one time a guy called me he got really upset when I laughed at him because the whole point is to mess up somebody's day.

Ah, that makes sense. Well, sort of.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:45