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Maxwell Lord posted:Also the weird insistent "you didn't think I was smart, did you?" Tone. Nobody said you didn't have a brain! Stop taking your insecurities out on us! That's actually appropriate considering it's University of Phoenix.
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Feb 27, 2016 09:50
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What a nightmarish world infomercials come from. How did humanity ever survive when no one has the basic level of competence needed to loving sleep under a blanket?
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Feb 27, 2016 15:28
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razorrozar posted:What a nightmarish world infomercials come from. How did humanity ever survive when no one has the basic level of competence needed to loving sleep under a blanket? 
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Feb 27, 2016 15:42
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Ugh, happens to me on a daily basis.
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Feb 27, 2016 16:10
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I like how generic Donut cop basically creams himself when being in the presence that big loving donut. Its just pastry. And the Credit Card one the guy's just barely reacting, like "Welp that's what happens when you have 50+ credit cards like a moron, whaddya gonna do?"
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Feb 27, 2016 18:21
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Early X-Files had some cheap effects but this is ridiculous.
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Feb 27, 2016 18:41
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I feel bad for that lady who is always having to wipe up creamy dumps people take on the tile kitchen floor.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:54
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the dead, thousand-yard stare of the guy in Baby Bullet gif is amazing E: and that almost looks like Teller scooping out that bathroom sink.
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I get antenna TV as my primary television. As such, a lot of ads on the sub-channels and locals end up being As Seen On TV, Insurance, mobile games and law ads. So, I'm working on something and a commercial comes on in the background. Well, the commercial was so incredibly specific I sort of stopped what I was doing to listen to it more: Class action lawsuit for NFL players who suffered concussions. It's not a bad commercial or anything, but it seemed so odd.
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computer parts posted:That's actually appropriate considering it's University of Phoenix. This commercial is obnoxious as gently caress, esp because I know a coworker who now receives a doctoral stipend and the Ph.D was through Phoenix which is kinda galling on a few levels
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JediTalentAgent posted:I get antenna TV as my primary television. As such, a lot of ads on the sub-channels and locals end up being As Seen On TV, Insurance, mobile games and law ads. So, I'm working on something and a commercial comes on in the background. About 250 people get drafted by NFL teams every year. Given that you can't play until you're 22 and not a whole lot of people live past 85, let's just say there's 63 years worth of players walking around this Earth. I'm going to assume that one of the 4,000 living pro football players did not see that commercial. You might as well be having a commercial directed solely at Powerball winners.
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Mar 3, 2016 01:58
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There was also apparently a settlement deal already floating out there with about 5000-6000 former players as part of it with only a few (100-200) that are not part of it. From what I think I remember from the tone of the commercial, it sounded almost like they were going for viewers who haven't agreed to the terms of any of the NFL settlements, so that's an even smaller population, I guess? I'm going to keep my eye open to see if it comes up again in the next few days so I can maybe record it or something.
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Mar 3, 2016 06:31
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I wonder who sponsored it. Most of those class action ads come from the same few law firms who buy ad time in bulk and just put up different maladies every so often.
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Mar 3, 2016 07:02
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It seems to be a law group called the Kyros Law Group. According to their website, it looks like they might also be putting together something for WWE/WWF wrestlers, too, but I've not seen an ad for that yet.
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Mar 3, 2016 07:32
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WWE wrestlers should sue because their working situation is insane. They make the company millions of dollars just through merchandising but despite all that they're all "independent contractors" so WWE doesn't have to provide benefits like healthcare.
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Mar 3, 2016 12:50
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There was a movement to unionize in the 80s, but Good ol' hulk hogan came along and broke it up
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Mar 3, 2016 18:31
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Because unions are distinctively unamerican
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Mar 3, 2016 18:33
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What the gently caress is with this new Windows 10 commercial? It always, always plays double. I have never seen it play just once. Always twice, without even another ad between it. Why in god's name would you do that?
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vyst posted:Because unions are distinctively unamerican An avenue of manipulation directed right from Moscow, brother. I just headbutted a Soviet flag.
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Mar 4, 2016 00:24
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i am a real american fight labour rights for every man
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Mar 4, 2016 01:50
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laser bond usa Laser Bond USA LASER BOND USA!
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Mar 4, 2016 03:45
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muscles like this? posted:laser bond usa YOU NEED RELACORE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMhYrUHFS7I
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Mar 5, 2016 08:12
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This is an artform.
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Rirse posted:The ad was cute the first time, but I am tired of the commercial with the girl singing about going to college to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz. This is the worst commercial ever. I'd rather take a million more ads about prescription drugs with terrible side effects, asbestos and pelvic mesh-related claims cases, cleft palates, abused animals, St. Jude's leukemia patients, and poor African children; than to ever see this commercial again. It's on all the time. 
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Mar 5, 2016 10:58
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"Don't YOU wish....YOU had a BRAIN?" I hope the person at the ad agency behind that steps barefooted on a rusty nail.
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Mar 5, 2016 11:04
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God bless Gonz and everyone else who posts infomercial gifs. They are the most incredible thing 
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Mar 5, 2016 17:37
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Saw a Jeep commercial that was cross promoting with Batman v Superman. It was basically Ben Affleck driving a jeep through the destruction of Metropolisis and dodging debris during the final fight in Man of Steel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzpQdb5rOOo
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Look at the digital clock in the background at about 16-17 seconds. Isn't that the Predator exploding gauntlet font? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDe0ObBBkU
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Mister Kingdom posted:Look at the digital clock in the background at about 16-17 seconds. Isn't that the Predator exploding gauntlet font? It sure as hell looks like it. I hope that was on purpose.
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Kibayasu posted:This is an artform. Its like some invisible force is dragging him out of the chair and his only hope is to grab onto the lever
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Mar 5, 2016 23:29
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Lemme git a McPick 2...
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Mar 6, 2016 23:34
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What is even going on here? "Do I cover this titty with the towel? This one? ...Both? AH gently caress IT"
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Mar 7, 2016 08:04
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IIRC it's for a towel that is easier to tie around yourself. Because that's apparently super hard.
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Goddamn, ethnic McDonald's commercials are extra loving awful.
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I don't know what it is, but the loud broken-bone-crunch sound of Magnum ice cream commercials kind of unnerves me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spkW84vYJEU&t=8s I've seen at least two Magnum commercials with a girl biting into it, and breaking her tooth.
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Carls Jr./ Hardees commercials are the worst for that poo poo. It makes it sound like the burgers are made of porcelain or something.
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raditts posted:Carls Jr./ Hardees commercials are the worst for that poo poo. It makes it sound like the burgers are made of porcelain or something. They also make the burgers look like they're the size of a woman's head. I can't imagine wanting to go to a Carl's Jr/Hardee's. I'm really not sure why they show their commercials around here, the closest one is in New Jersey.
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