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but like, I want something that looks like a space gun and really blasts em, you know? Like something super dope
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the main reason you can't have a laser pistol is the anti laser lobby that obstructs the will of the people
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Mar 1, 2016 20:54
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I thought physics disproved the existence of space jesus though?
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MrWillsauce posted:I thought physics disproved the existence of space jesus though? pfft, listen to you. 
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without space jesus there is no physics
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alright jeez I guess I'm an idiot I'll start praying to space jesus for a laser gun now. You guys were really helpful
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MrWillsauce posted:alright jeez I guess I'm an idiot another byob success story paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Well, there's Space Jesus the Mormons pray to, and then there's Wizard Jesus that the Christian Scientists pray to, and of course Guilt Jesus for the Catholics and Money Jesus for the Televangelists. A Jesus for every taste.
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which Jesus do the jews pray to again?
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jews 4 jesus jesus
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MrWillsauce posted:which Jesus do the jews pray to again? Well, they're not Christians so they don't. 
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that can't be right...
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Well, there's Space Jesus the Mormons pray to, and then there's Wizard Jesus that the Christian Scientists pray to, and of course Guilt Jesus for the Catholics and Money Jesus for the Televangelists. A Jesus for every taste. I'm posting from the mormon planet, me and mormon jesus were hanging out last night and watching trailer park boys.
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MrWillsauce posted:that can't be right... I'm a level 9000 Jew by birth, I know these things. Matoi Ryuko posted:I'm posting from the mormon planet, me and mormon jesus were hanging out last night and watching trailer park boys. Look at you, making us feel bad for having no Jesus to hang out with. ---------------- |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm a level 9000 Jew by birth, I know these things. you get to hang out with his dad
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his dad is an rear end in a top hat.
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MrWillsauce posted:his dad is an rear end in a top hat. I thought he was his dad?
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he is his dad, but luckily he didn't inherit being an rear end in a top hat from himself.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm a level 9000 Jew by birth, I know these things. I'm not sure he's the jesus, I think he's like a different jesus. I don't know he doesn't talk about himself that much. 
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nobody post, we're at 420 replies. Oh wait, poo poo
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let me redeem myself D:
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Furia posted:cool! what was your space thesis about? i made big 3d maps of the universe |
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FluffieDuckie posted:bwee's a brain scientist doctor and husky dilf is a medical doctor. we've got quite the little collection of doctors started i'm a malware researcher so i mean, technically i'm a surgeon |
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barfdog posted:i'm a malware researcher so i mean, technically i'm a surgeon So you are super cool like carson
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super mario batali posted:So you are super cool like carson i'd actually prefer to be referred to as "chill." I am a yobber, after all. |
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Montalvo posted:i made big 3d maps of the universe What up, time-slice? 
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I make big 3d maps of tiny porous materials |
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Montalvo posted:i made big 3d maps of the universe wait you're like really an astrophysicist or something? that's cool as hell
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maybe we need a smart guy thread where you guys could talk about smart guy things
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FluffieDuckie posted:wait you're like really an astrophysicist or something? that's cool as hell yes but Absurd Alhazred posted:Just because I got my PhD doesn't make me smart. It's just a measure of my bloody-mindedness. also hi alhazred, congrats on your phd, i like your posts in the academia thread! |
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mmmmm Macadamia....
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super mario batali posted:mmmmm Macadamia.... |
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