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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

They're like tropical fish you can only have one per tank because they'll kill each other.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Well, people are getting fatter, so you need to adjust for inflation

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Flagrant Abuse posted:

1.6 billion was around-ish the turn of the 20th century, when Mohammed(i)an was still a commonly used term for Muslims. :shrug:

A couple pages back, but the population growth in the last 100 years is incredible. I had no idea how explosive it's been. I've still got the number 6 billion in my head for world population having gone to school in the 90's, and since then it's grown nearly the total amount of people in the world in 1900.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

AlphaKretin posted:

This is not so much awful, more funny in what it means. The numbers are average OKCupid compatibility scores for that starsign combination.



Well, :rip: the idea that that meant anything. :v:

I can't take credit for this by the way, I found it catching up on the pseudoscience thread in SAL.
Maybe astrological signs are meaningful, and it's just the "match percentage" that's the pseudoscience.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

You're probably joking, but in any case the odds of made-up match percentages being so uniform is astronomically (:v:) low.

They don't claim to be science but afaik it's a consistent method of generation.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011


Clearly white people are disproportionately trustworthy.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Freudian posted:

Clearly white people are disproportionately trustworthy.

The worst part is that they aren't! I'm pretty sure that while they are checked less, when they are checked they are more likely to have a reason to be stopped.

I'd jokingly say that shows that white people can't be trusted, but it's probably more likely that cops act on reasonable suspicion around white people, but are so afraid of those super predator blacks they freak out.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy


Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it

BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee

"Y'all got any of that hen tay I been hearin about?"

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

My favorite is the little teeny MILF in a sea of Lesbian.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Gerrymandering strikes again. :smith:

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

I wonder if porn peddlers have meetings where they discuss how best to appeal to the Hentai Belt.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Hentai: Because videos of 6000 year old prepubescent demons would get us arrested if they starred real people

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Puppy Time posted:

My favorite is the little teeny MILF in a sea of Lesbian.

Rhode Island is hosed up man

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I don't understand how somebody can search for porn with just one term. I mean, lesbian milf step-mom cartoons are hot. But a lesbian step-mom cartoon that isn't also a milf? That's just gross.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

What cultural shift causes Mississippi and Georgia to coyly refer to black porn as ebony, when Louisiana is up front about it?

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

Stepmoms?!

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Versions of taboo kinks that can be technically be distinguished sells like hotcakes. Look at all the dubcon.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Still, it's a bit surprising that the "step" part of that would make it in, much less take it to the top search term.

We need access to the raw data.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Strudel Man posted:

Still, it's a bit surprising that the "step" part of that would make it in, much less take it to the top search term.

We need access to the raw data.

You want raw porn data? :grin:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Puppy Time posted:

My favorite is the little teeny MILF in a sea of Lesbian.
link plz

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dreddout posted:

What cultural shift causes Mississippi and Georgia to coyly refer to black porn as ebony, when Louisiana is up front about it?

Don't forget Delaware also doing the Ebony thing. It's extra odd since according to Pornhub they have a category called "Ebony" but not one labeled "Black" so it means Louisiana searchers are going out of the way to use Black.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
the places searching for ebony are probably specifically searching for black women

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You want raw porn data? :grin:
Yes. Yes I do.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Dreddout posted:

What cultural shift causes Mississippi and Georgia to coyly refer to black porn as ebony, when Louisiana is up front about it?

I just assumed it's because Louisiana would have to figure out A - what "ebony" means, and B - how to spell it.

:v:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

willus posted:

the places searching for ebony are probably specifically searching for black women

yeah "ebony" tends to have way more women in it as a category than "black" (which is mostly dudes)

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I read that as black people looking for black porn will search for "ebony", while white people looking for the same would search "black"

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


I'm surprised cuck isn't on there what with the recent conspiracy being that the black man with white woman is being played up to instill fear among the white lower class men

Probably caused by feminism or SJW of course

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Fried Watermelon posted:

I'm surprised cuck isn't on there what with the recent conspiracy being that the black man with white woman is being played up to instill fear among the white lower class men

Probably caused by feminism or skeleton of course

just the best :allears:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Judge Schnoopy posted:

just the best :allears:

In about 5-10 years we're going to have an entirely separate branch of colloquial or code language, caused by a proliferation of wordfilter browser extensions, and it's going to confuse all us old internet :corsair:s while the young'uns scoff at us for not understanding what they mean when they talk about skeleton issues and the Drumpfenproletariat

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Sounds like that could be quite a mindgently caress.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Are you sure he just doesn't have a fetish for people screaming about how stupid they are

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

lotta people are into not-incest-but-almost porn might as well go all the way perverts

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Tiberius Christ posted:

lotta people are into not-incest-but-almost porn might as well go all the way perverts

Tell us more about your sister.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I keep accidentally finding incest porn because I have a bug fetish and I'm dyslexic.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:



Goonsas, Goonnessee, Goonraska, and Goonmont

Has anybody cross-referenced this with the electoral college to find out which type of porn will win the election?

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Stex T posted:

Has anybody cross-referenced this with the electoral college to find out which type of porn will win the election?

I still really want to see how this matches Rep/Dem primary results.

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