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The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Mustang posted:

Just finished the Malazan Book of the Fallen series, need to find something else to read. Weirdly I read military books every so often before joining the Army but haven't had any inclination to do so since joining.

Have you tried Joe Abercrombie's First Law series?

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
These times we are living in along with the events we are witnessing around the world and in our nation are creating examples of what could well be affecting many of us here in the near future. Those few with their eyes opened are very concerned so as not to be caught just responding to terrible events. Rather they they have wisely set side and beforehand the lifesaving tools and means to weather said events. Needless to say most people just don't want to think about this and even fewer do anything.
Yet certain observant people who actually plan for the future have learned to accept we here in this region (eastern Washington, northern Idaho and western Montana). . . will not always be immune to the repercussions of the many possible and certainly some very for sure events heading our way. God says the rains will fall on the just and unjust equally. With most people having no real on hand resources stored away just how tough and safe would it be for anyone or you to then exist or even possibly co-exist with others in dire lack just a few feet away or next door and all around you?
*BEWARE* of certain so called preppers who post and say they will work with anyone regardless of who they are or what they have or have not done. 98% of all preppers never get much done other than post and talk. They never will and you will be prodding them daily. Their reasons and excuses are endless but the net result is they do not have the supplies and or financial means to prepare to endure for any length of time and certainly do not have a retreat location ready to go. The idea be floated by some that teaming up with others who basically have nothing set aside somehow creates strength and hope... well you do the math on that one out for yourself. Hint.... 10 x 0 = 0
Now on the other hand this group has firm in writing standards and life saving requirements so all within it have been vetted equally having accomplished what it takes. That is usually way to intimidating for most because it requires them to actually prove themselves!! Ask yourself if you want to spin your wheels pretending and hoping someday all their B/S talk and wishful "unfunded' plans will ever happen or do you want to just get it settled so in the next couple months you are ready to go with an established group?
In this arena of survival you will never get a second chance to try to do it over. If you think you have the rest of your life to get ready... go for it and work with others starting out... over and over and over again. To do it all right will take countless years regardless of the misleading information others try to promote, it will take a whole lot of money because you still a need long term supplies and that all important retreat location. There is no such thing as a free lunch in life. You simply get and deserve only what you work and pay for.
It is our learned understanding many people incorrectly think they are either a prepper or are well prepared for some crisis event. Some think just two months of food makes the grade or a hunting rifle or some other piece of equipment. They do not test themselves by just shutting off the grid and turning off all the utilities like water, sewer, garbage pickup, news, ipads, cell phones Starbucks, computers, their 30 day medicine re-supply and try living for a month or more with no re-supply where they are. . . in winter. No water, no heat, no power, no nothing but what you have on hand. Of course you just have to imagine that everyone else is the region is now just as desperate as you are. You will quickly find out if your location will support your needs. No offense meant... but for a minute can we just get real here because that can easily happen in part or in total. Only simulating the crisis will settle if you are really a prepper.
In order to spell this out in no uncertain terms we are a group of people who have worked on these issues for many years with corresponding solutions and tested results. We have a location and infrastructure and the ways and means to support several other well stocked up prepper/people who still lack the safety of numbers and also need a much better location to fall back to during a crisis event.
What we are seeking is really very straight up and easy to grasp. So let us all just keep this simple. Are you already well stocked up? Are you and anyone with you on the very same page 100%? Are you in living in this region? Do you have the cash flow and the will to address areas you still need to fulfill? Do you still need the safety of numbers and a better fall back location? If so we might be able to work together.
Doing this ahead of time is an insurance policy of sorts which sets you free from being forced to approach any possible (if any) governmental aid, hostile neighbors or depleted organizations which then results in their total control over you when a crisis occurs. Instead be.. Self Insured. You are also investing in useful commodities rather than throw away junk. This region has a huge dependence on foods and goods being shipped to us all, which makes us very vulnerable to shortages or nothing arriving. Look around and just do your homework on that. In our region we actually produce very little human food and it would be easy to deny what is produced from reaching you. But then again so many people in our current culture have grown so dependent on and trust in the lights always coming on, the endless supply of food trucks, open gas stations, current well stocked shelves, government promises, checks in the mail and other handouts such that their belief system and view of their future requires all that would never cease in a crisis.... that is their only plan and hope. Good luck on that line of reasoning.
So that is about it. We all like the fun and good stuff in life just like you do. We really hope nothing bad comes this way just like you do. However the truth is just like so called climate change everything is in flux and changes.
Give it some thought, see if you fit and if you are so led then drop us a line. Just please do not ask for more information about us. . .OK? We have already stated way more than we should. Rather you create your resume and tell us about yourself and what you have accomplished, what you are seeking and more. . . so as to give us a reason to reply back. Use craigslist reply for now and if it holds promise we will shift to an alternate means of communication.

Good fortune in the days ahead.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

You PA guys have recommendations on places to eat in Pittsburgh? We're flying there super early tomorrow morning and we'll have 10-14 hours of down time, mainly late morning to afternoon. Preferably close to the airport and don't wanna get stabbed by Steelers fans

Yeah don't eat in PA. Better yet never go to that garbage state.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah don't eat in PA. Better yet never go to that garbage state.

Can't say no, patients gotta go to a hospital up there and I'm on shift.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Go to Philly, get cheesesteaks, go back to Pitt.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Naked Bear posted:

Go to Philly, get cheesesteaks, go back to Pitt.

I hear Paddy's Pub is a good establishment.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Many Pennsylvania residents enjoy eating out of a shotgun barrel

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Pornhub analyzed top searches by state in the U.S.


http://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

I honestly would have expected anything involving 'sister' more down south, but whatever.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Mustang posted:

Just finished the Malazan Book of the Fallen series.

Pro-read right here. At 10 books long I can't imagine doing it again but it's gritty fantasy like Game of Thrones but not poo poo and has an ending.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

The Rat posted:

Have you tried Joe Abercrombie's First Law series?

I'll check those out, looks pretty interesting.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Pro-read right here. At 10 books long I can't imagine doing it again but it's gritty fantasy like Game of Thrones but not poo poo and has an ending.

Yeah, it was almost sad to finish the series. He's working on his Kharkanas Trilogy right now, about the civil war between the Tiste. Finished the first one Forge of Darkness and the sequel Fall of Light comes out in April.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Girl Scout cookies are insanely my poo poo. gently caress you if you don't like Thin Mints.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:


Good fortune in the days ahead.

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Girl Scout cookies are insanely my poo poo. gently caress you if you don't like Thin Mints.

They're fine but I do prefer Tagalongs and Samoas.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Pornhub analyzed top searches by state in the U.S.


http://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

I honestly would have expected anything involving 'sister' more down south, but whatever.
Fauxcest has become the new edgy thing to do. I suppose it's still a lot better than gonzo circus trick bullshit.

I find lesbian porn really boring.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Thin mints are garbage


Those chocolate covered peanut butter ones are the best

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Casimir Radon posted:

Fauxcest has become the new edgy thing to do. I suppose it's still a lot better than gonzo circus trick bullshit.

I find lesbian porn really boring.

Malena Morgan lesbian porn was pretty excellent

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Stultus Maximus posted:

They're fine but I do prefer Tagalongs and Samoas.

Tagalongs and Thin Mints in the freezer with some vanilla ice cream.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

No more Pittsburgh trip.


Also Thin mints are good like once every 8 years, then you leave them in the attic to write a book after you find out the ultimate cookie race is Tagalogs with Samoa's as the Führer.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Pornhub analyzed top searches by state in the U.S.


http://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches

I honestly would have expected anything involving 'sister' more down south, but whatever.

No need to look it up when you are getting the real deal.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Stultus Maximus posted:

They're fine but I do prefer Tagalongs and Samoas.

Samoas are the only correct answer, the rest are :mediocre:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I don't like coconut :shrug:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
gently caress outta here

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Teflon Don posted:

gently caress outta here

Don't you have an abortion protester to be beating up??? Or a Ferguson shooting???

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Don't you have a bunch of grass to be patrolling?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nope I'm a cripple

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Nope I'm a cripple

Well yeah we already know that you are a cop

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
runs 50 feet chasing a one legged hobo

*panting* wooo boy better call the dogs

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Whip Slagcheek posted:

I don't like coconut :shrug:

Eat some fuckin' poo poo you fuckin' stupid bitch

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

Eat some fuckin' poo poo you fuckin' stupid bitch

I would but your mom is having some issues with diarrhea. :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Why the gently caress did Citi send me a new GTC when I've been out for two years? I never even needed the first one.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Naked Bear posted:

Why the gently caress did Citi send me a new GTC when I've been out for two years? I never even needed the first one.

well you know what to do

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Naked Bear posted:

Why the gently caress did Citi send me a new GTC when I've been out for two years? I never even needed the first one.

buy a car

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dickless porn is lame.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LingcodKilla posted:

Dickless porn is lame.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, MY BAD, they didn't send me a new card after two years out; they sent me a new card after a year and a half out, and it only took my old unit half a year to forward it. :downs:

Probably gonna ebay a bunch of porn on VHS and send it to whatever office handles these things.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LingcodKilla posted:

Dickless porn is lame.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Naked Bear posted:


Probably gonna ebay a bunch of porn on VHS and send it to whatever office handles these things.

I can assure you that adult stores still have untold volumes of vhs porn.

You'd think by now maybe they'd give up on claiming it as inventory, write it off as a loss, set it on fire and sing kumbaya around the mile high bonfire, but no. It's still apparently worth at least keeping around.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

MurderBot posted:

You PA guys have recommendations on places to eat in Pittsburgh? We're flying there super early tomorrow morning and we'll have 10-14 hours of down time, mainly late morning to afternoon. Preferably close to the airport and don't wanna get stabbed by Steelers fans

Church Brew Works is a place I went when I visited and it's in a church and it's cool as gently caress you better go or else

http://www.churchbrew.com/

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Zeris posted:

Church Brew Works is a place I went when I visited and it's in a church and it's cool as gently caress you better go or else

http://www.churchbrew.com/

The flight got cancelled my rear end is staying in West Texas :toot: :suicide:

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

MurderBot posted:

The flight got cancelled my rear end is staying in West Texas :toot: :suicide:

I hear Juarez has good Mexican food and kidnappings. A unique adventure!

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