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Nasgate posted:TransBot is still ahead of its time. TransBot followed by The Dragon's Trap
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Michaellaneous posted:But this owns? It's not so much that the original cover is bad (it's serviceable) but that the localized western cover was better and this is rare.
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The perfect Godhand cover would be a hologram of Gene pummeling some guy. 
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Why is that almost naked one-eyed unicorn lady with an AELLE flag hanging off the horn and the tits that will probably poke someones eye out electrocuting that native american's shoulder?
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For some reason I always associate these next two games together, despite being developed independently by two separate companies. But still, one's a 1991 NES side-scrolling action-platformer where you punch everything to awesome music, and the other's a 1991 NES side-scrolling action-platformer where you kick everything to awesome music. You can see why I might conflate the two, surely. Also, neither has particularly bad box art, but they are pretty dorky. Shatterhand:  Kickmaster:  The facial expressions make it, really. Shadow Hog fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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I saw this in a market (read: place where they sell lovely knock-off goods at exorbitant prices to dumb foreigners) in China. I have no idea who Frigo is and why he is returning.  Also this. Gotta love the Engrish in the corner.
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Seriously though, stop hotlinking.
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Shatterhand is another game where they completely replaced the assets from a licensed game, here's the original
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Lurdiak posted:Seriously though, stop hotlinking. It's not illegal anymore because traffic from this website is so low that it doesn't matter.
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Golden Goat posted:Sexy Carrot "yes, we need an anthropomorphic carrot, but more importantly: we need an anthropomorphic carrot that looks fuckable"
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LuiCypher posted:Also this. Gotta love the Engrish in the corner. What's even Engrishy about it? Looks perfectly legible.
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kirbysuperstar posted:What's even Engrishy about it? Looks perfectly legible. It is legible and intelligible, true. That does make it decidedly Un-Engrish. I guess I just call it Engrishy because it's one of those 'inspirational' uses of English that the Japanese seem to really like.
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 Listen guys, this cover looks like poo poo and didn't help our sales but we're getting a 2nd chance with a 3DS port so can we do a little better this time?  
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Game's legit very fun, at least.
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It took 9 months of me owning that game before I realized the title is a play on the word "Crushed". Don't know how it didn't click sooner.
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LuiCypher posted:
Sonic 2 player gets trolled.
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Mar 1, 2016 23:06
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Sonic 2 box is legit awesome, sorry.
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Mar 1, 2016 23:16
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 I re-uploaded this to imgur 'cause the Japanese on the side is just too weird, even for Japanese: quote:What Sonic taught me was vigor. Even the official box art text sounds like something you'd find on a DeviantArt "OC DO NOT STEAL" pic.
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If you think that's bad you should listen to the lyrics from sonic soundtracks
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If playing sonic 2 didn't teach you that then I don't know what kind of childhood you had, villain
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That's an all time great game box.
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I definitely do remember finding Tails' two tails emotionally reassuring as a kid.
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My all time favorite sega game had a pretty wild box  but this one looks ... off 
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steve irwin looks at that stingray. it's disguised as an octopus. doesn't even have eight tentacles. steve irwin knows death is inevitable and death is near. he smiles. there is no honour dying like a coward. he descends into the sea, and waits.
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Original_Z posted:http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/japanboxes/japanboxes.htm This is a bit of an old post, but I love some of those  =>   =>  Boardroom Notes: 1) Anime-ize 2) Focus on tits/butts 3) Remove Blacks Anyway  e: An actual reverse:  = >
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bloodychill posted:Let us dispose of this iconic party game character in favor of a grim dark monstrosity that has nothing to do with the series! Again though to be fair, it would be kind of a neat cover if it wasn't a loving bomberman cover. I miss those rad N64 games of bomberman. Especially the second one with the little kawaii thing that would follow you everywhere. Good times.
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Did any Bomberman game ever beat the one on the Saturn? I haven't really paid attention since then.
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Samurai Sanders posted:Did any Bomberman game ever beat the one on the Saturn? I haven't really paid attention since then. The PC one that was made by Interplay had a bunch of R-rated character voice clips hidden on the disc, so it had that going for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0BlM70n4Yk
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Samurai Sanders posted:Did any Bomberman game ever beat the one on the Saturn? I haven't really paid attention since then. Bomberman Ultra is pretty drat good.
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Rirse posted:This is reminding me of the Gunstar Heroes boxart, amazing game, very ugly box art.
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Postal Parcel posted:Anyway I liked it when the cover was a healthy combo of borderline-infringement and a dick pun 
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Postal Parcel posted:This is a bit of an old post, but I love some of those Holy poo poo. Younger me would've totally watched the gently caress out of the Riot Act anime.
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I love how you can tell that Crackdown/Riot Act art was done by Monkey Punch because he just drew a buff Lupin and Fujiko with dreads.
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Opposing Farce posted:I love how you can tell that Crackdown/Riot Act art was done by Monkey Punch because he just drew a buff Lupin and Fujiko with dreads. I'd play that game.
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"basketball"
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nerdz posted:"basketball" Featuring hot action both on the court and off it, ya know what I'm saying? 
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Let's capstone this eastern/western thing with a reminder of the times when western devs were trying to look japanese instead of the other way around, which continues to this day.    
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Can we as a people forget that that art for Septerra Core exists and toss it into the uncanny abyss from which it came?
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Yeah, the Shogo box actually looks like something out of Patlabor.
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