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The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
We made a lot of bad decisions around that time, like the Iraq War.

On another note: that Beauty and the Beast discussion was amazing. "You know that guy LOVED to gently caress!"

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Master of Disguise also had a staggering amount of deleted scenes. It was cut down from a much longer epic.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Based on the reviews I've seen so far, I really want the guys to do an episode on London Has Fallen, a movie where American Mike actually says the line "Go back to Fuckheadistan" when killing a guy.

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer
I've shamelessly stolen RIPD for use for online gaming deaths

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
The Shadow may be one of my new favorite episodes. I also really like they the podcast was 90 minutes. I'm too lazy to check, but I feel some of them hover around 60 minutes and it isn't as satisfying. Maybe I'm making that up, but this one felt like one of those super-sized issues of Wizard magazine back in the day with a pull out poster of Eric Movie dressed as Wolverine.

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

I now got to watch The Shadow, Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, and The Phantom again and see which is the worst. I also want a Avengers team up of said film heroes.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Quixotic1 posted:

I now got to watch The Shadow, Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, and The Phantom again and see which is the worst. I also want a Avengers team up of said film heroes.

I watched Dick Tracy way to much when I was a kid, and I am pretty sure its a real what the gently caress was I watching movie.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Phantom is the worst of those, I think. I remember Dick Tracy being very meandering, The Shadow being dark and mean spirited, and Rocketeer being fun and old-timey.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

The Rocketeer is a v good movie and shouldn't be so viciously tarnished by association with those three trainwrecks.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN

Squallege posted:

Oh man Animation Damnation snuck up on me. Road Rovers?

I'm shocked at how vaguely defensive I got. I really liked Road Rovers as a kid, and I like Samurai Pizza Cats even more... I just got all the DVDs for free. But I don't understand half the guys references - who's Micheal Landon?

The Vosgian Beast posted:

There's an entire bad movie podcast to be made about lovely overly edgy 80s anime OVAs.

Sadly the only people who would make it are ultragoons

Sci-Fi Channel's Saturday Anime! Demon City Shinjuku! Iria: Zeiram the Animation!

Quixotic1 posted:

I now got to watch The Shadow, Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, and The Phantom again and see which is the worst. I also want a Avengers team up of said film heroes.

They made a cartoon with a bunch of those old pulp heroes. I think Mandrake the Magician was in it too?
The Phantom comics are huge in Australia.

Count Chocula fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 3, 2016

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
I'm wringing my hands



menacingly

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Count Chocula posted:

I'm shocked at how vaguely defensive I got. I really liked Road Rovers as a kid, and I like Samurai Pizza Cats even more... I just got all the DVDs for free. But I don't understand half the guys references - who's Micheal Landon?
The fact Road Rovers apparently made it to Australia but not NZ baffles me, but on the other hand still haven't, still happy. Samurai Pizza Cats, however, is loving amazing and someone should make them watch it.

Oh and Michael Landon, at least in my memory, was the Highway to Heaven guy (left)


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They made a cartoon with a bunch of those old pulp heroes. I think Mandrake the Magician was in it too?
The Phantom comics are huge in Australia.
Defenders of the Earth (Defenders!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLKzsynt5I

My parents used to own what I assume in American is called a corner store, and among the various things we offered were comic books to buy and movies to rent. The only times I ever saw anyone buying copies of The Phantom, it was always one of Those Guys who would also be renting like three pornos on VHS at 3 in the afternoon from a place that also sold candy to children. That's the only kind of person I can imagine reading a Phantom comic.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Based on the reviews I've seen so far, I really want the guys to do an episode on London Has Fallen, a movie where American Mike actually says the line "Go back to Fuckheadistan" when killing a guy.

oh jesus. I remebered olympus being basicaly right wing torture porn, but this looks insane(and not in a fun way). white house down is an ok movie though. has some funny moments and good deaths(which would have been better rated R though)

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Which one is the one with Clive Owen as the White House guy who sold the white house to the scary asians? Because I swear throughout the entire episode they were talking about that one because it was beat-by-beat identical but Andrew never pulled out his lovely do you ever get the headaches Jason imitation which I'm sure would've come up if it had been that one movie so I am genuinely confused.

EDIT: Oh poo poo, after a cursory glance turns out I was confusing Dylan McDermott with Clive Owen.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Count Chocula posted:

I'm shocked at how vaguely defensive I got. I really liked Road Rovers as a kid, and I like Samurai Pizza Cats even more... I just got all the DVDs for free. But I don't understand half the guys references - who's Micheal Landon

It sounds like you're not an American. He is probably one of the most famous American TV actors ever. He was in Bonanza which is one of the biggest shows ever. He was the lead in Little House On The Prairie, which was another hit, and as mentioned Highway to Heaven.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Quixotic1 posted:

I now got to watch The Shadow, Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, and The Phantom again and see which is the worst. I also want a Avengers team up of said film heroes.

I agree with Firstborn, The Phantom is easily the worst of that bunch. Though it had a more memorable villain the The Shadow.

The Rocketeer is just a good movie. I like The Shadow and Dick Tracy, but I recognize their flaws. The Phantom is just bad.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Quixotic1 posted:

I now got to watch The Shadow, Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, and The Phantom again and see which is the worst. I also want a Avengers team up of said film heroes.

I saw all of those in theaters, except for Rocketeer, which was the only good one. Of course.

e: When I saw The Phantom, I was one of two people in the theater.

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

Sorry didn't mean to say Rocketeer was a bad film, its a film i like, I just grouped it with the others due it coming out at a time when apparently producers thought Pulp Comic films were going to be a thing. Also I now think my grandpa was some kind of secret old-timey pulp comics nerd, because he's the one who took me to see all those films. I think Dick Tracy(or possibly Mario Brothers) was the first time I realized movies can be bad.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Dick Tracy had the most wasted potential, Rocketeer was probably the best.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The Vosgian Beast posted:

Dick Tracy had the most wasted potential, Rocketeer was probably the best.

Yes, if nothing else Dick Tracy has some great production values.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
After hearing them discuss old Orson Welles radio dramas, I kind of want them to do an episode on one of those shows. "Too Many Crooks" from The Lives of Harry Lime is kinda whacky and I feel like they could have a field day with it.

The series is available here: https://archive.org/details/TheLivesOfHarryLime/

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I really can never bring myself to dislike THE SHADOW. I love the stagey art-deco look of it at least. It does fall apart in the last act however.

THE PHANTOM is an attempt at a swashbuckling serial that just doesn't work at all and DICK TRACY is just sort of a big indulgent mess.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

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Jose Oquendo posted:

It sounds like you're not an American. He is probably one of the most famous American TV actors ever. He was in Bonanza which is one of the biggest shows ever. He was the lead in Little House On The Prairie, which was another hit, and as mentioned Highway to Heaven.

I grew up in America until I was 18. I was just too busy watching cartoons and playing N64 as a kid to watch those shows. Tons of their references are like 10 years too old for me - same thing with The Flop House.

I really want to see Dick Tracy. It sounds like it's visually cool and weird, which is all I want in a movie, especially after a few tall glasses of water. I even likes Cool World, and loved Lucy. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/summer_movies/2010/06/remember_dick_tracy.html

The Phantom was probably made for markets like Australia where the character is much more popular. Like that Tintin movie, which was probably big in Europe.

Count Chocula fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Mar 3, 2016

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?
In the last little while I watched the Rocketeer, The Shadow, and Dick Tracy because I'm a sucker for old pulp comics and art-deco. The Rocketeer is a legitimately fun movie that has a Nazi Zeppelin and an exploding Timothy Dalton, while the Shadow is a bad movie that I love for being so weirdly mean-spirited. I'll always kind of love both movies.

Dick Tracy on the other hand, is a grotesque technicolour nightmare with a freakshow parade of hideously made-up characters that are so disturbing to look at that it honestly began making me a bit queasy seeing them walk around and talk. It's an okay movie, but it's kind of hard to watch.

Slantedfloors fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 3, 2016

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

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I love Dark City, and Alex Proyas just accepted my Facebook friend request (Australia is not a very large place). Should I try and spam him with a Planet of the Peter Lorres edit?

Infamous Sphere
Nov 8, 2010
Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und

Count Chocula posted:

The Phantom comics are huge in Australia.

gently caress I always hated The Phantom, it was one of those comics they always ran in newspapers like the aforementioned Prince Valiant (which we thankfully didn't get here, but sounded lame as poo poo) and those Spider man comics where he'd be driving to Mary Jane's birthday party for a month. I mean there was nothing particularly funny or interesting about the story - it was the sort of thing that kids might have liked back in the 30s or 50s or something when a white guy living in a vaguely racist tribe of "natives" was cool. They also always did this thing where several panels in a row would just be orange. Or purple. Like all the light in that scene was orange/purple, because the colourist couldn't be hosed colouring individual things so they went "oh yeah there's a REALLY STRONG ORANGE LIGHT in this scene for some reason!" Godawful.

Did anyone like The Phantom at all? Because I never met anyone who did.

(Also shout out to Ginger Meggs which is a similarly awful comic, but at least less pretentious. He goes down the hill in his billycart, crashes, and sometimes he expresses the controversial opinion that "SKOOL SUCKS". That's the comic.)

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
My favorite little thing about Rocketeer is that when they watch the Nazi jetpack propaganda cartoon they didn't actually give any of the Nazi weapons in the name of getting a PG rating, making it the least menacing invasion ever.

Count Chocula posted:

I love Dark City, and Alex Proyas just accepted my Facebook friend request (Australia is not a very large place). Should I try and spam him with a Planet of the Peter Lorres edit?

Proyas just had a big meltdown on Facebook about how critics are stupid for giving his latest movie God's of Egypt bad reviews and that people complaining about a movie set in Egypt having a white cast is political correctness gone mad, it's very yummy.

Infamous Sphere
Nov 8, 2010
Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und
Oh it turns out there ARE people who like The Phantom - specifically northern tribespeople in Papua New Guinea! Huh.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

Slantedfloors posted:

It's an okay movie, but it's kind of hard to watch.
I remember watching it on TV when I was 10 and being thoroughly weirded out by it. It has Pacino in crazy makeup and early 90s Madonna does her thing and sometimes they meet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMtldd70Xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWqV_-RS78c

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

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Sleeveless posted:

My favorite little thing about Rocketeer is that when they watch the Nazi jetpack propaganda cartoon they didn't actually give any of the Nazi weapons in the name of getting a PG rating, making it the least menacing invasion ever.


Proyas just had a big meltdown on Facebook about how critics are stupid for giving his latest movie God's of Egypt bad reviews and that people complaining about a movie set in Egypt having a white cast is political correctness gone mad, it's very yummy.

I went to an occult art exhibition and it had his bad black and white photos of naked goths. But I love Dark City, and since I love trippy movies that everyone hates and hate 'logical plots' and boring logic, i'll probably love Gods of Egypt. My bro says it's pretty.
Apparently everyone loves Phantom comic books here.

How has this gone so long without a mention of the Comics Curmudgeon? I want a sad indie Funky Winkerbean movie: http://joshreads.com/

Is that last song by Jim Steinman? Because I need it.
I'm tempted to switch to the old Shadow radio show for my commutes, if it's good.

Count Chocula fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 4, 2016

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Prince Valiant is pretty loving rad, I thought it was boring as a kid but when some guy started posting the entire series in the newspaper comics thread I realized it's a pretty classic tale of medieval baddassery with some cool art.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Gods of Egypt doesn't look great, but I thought the Tokusatsu armor the gods had was kinda clever and cool.

Just going from the trailer here.


Count Chocula posted:

I went to an occult art exhibition and it had his bad black and white photos of naked goths. But I love Dark City, and since I love trippy movies that everyone hates and hate 'logical plots' and boring logic, i'll probably love Gods of Egypt. My bro says it's pretty.
Apparently everyone loves Phantom comic books here.

How has this gone so long without a mention of the Comics Curmudgeon? I want a sad indie Funky Winkerbean movie: http://joshreads.com/

Is that last song by Jim Steinman? Because I need it.
I'm tempted to switch to the old Shadow radio show for my commutes, if it's good.

I'd ask for a Lockhorns movie, but they already made Who's Afraid Of Virgina Woolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzUcd0wjgCg

Inkspot
Dec 3, 2013

I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?

Count Chocula posted:

Is that last song by Jim Steinman? Because I need it.

Yep. Thought it might have been recycled from his Batman musical, but I guess not.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

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Inkspot posted:

Yep. Thought it might have been recycled from his Batman musical, but I guess not.

Woo! I love obscure Steinman. I have Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young from Streets of Fire on my phone.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I seriously don't know why Steinman wasn't pretty much the template for all pop music writers to follow. Pretty much every song he wrote is incredible.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

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LORD OF BUTT posted:

I seriously don't know why Steinman wasn't pretty much the template for all pop music writers to follow. Pretty much every song he wrote is incredible.

He's just Springsteen + Broadway, which I guess is perfect.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
They are coming back to Chicago!

To do Predator loving 2

:getin:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


MisterBibs posted:

They are coming back to Chicago!

To do Predator loving 2

:getin:

Ooh, that a fun choice. Predator 2 definitely has more stuff going on to joke about than the first, but it's missing a couple of wonderful voices. Hopefully Jesse Ventura swings by to comment on Danny Glover's performance (and whether or not he's being a slack-jawed so-and-so).

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause

Grimey Drawer
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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Infamous Sphere posted:

Did anyone like The Phantom at all? Because I never met anyone who did.

I liked the character in the aforementioned Defenders of the Earth back when I was a kid because he called forth the power of TEN TIGERS. There was no such power in the movie so I did not care for that.

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