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Samizdata posted:Jaysus, Mary, and Jooseph, those spazzy glitches.... Can you even imagine the nausea if they get VR working. That video was almost making me nauseous with the ship entry error. Everything is hosed. Sadly tonight it was all really dull stuff, like looooooooong loading screens, and broken doors / not being able to request ships
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Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? His 'wife' is probably a model spaceship tbh
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Milky Moor posted:Yeah, it was accidental. Didn't stop him from making a post that was like 'So I was having sex with my wife and I cut my dick open and it was bleeding a lot - should I go to the doctor? It's been a few days and it still really hurts. Did I mention that I was having sex with a woman?' 
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Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? "You know how you're loving some chick and you cut your dick open? AMI RIGHT GUYS?!?" **wipes brow** "...RIGHT?!? You guys know what I'm talking about....uhh..." **ties noose**
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peter gabriel posted:His 'wife' is probably a model spaceship tbh "Dear CIG, for the next round of physical models, consider limiting the sharp edges. Some citizens might sustain embarassing injuries..."
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peter gabriel posted:This is true, backers still to do alpha testing and write about working on Star Citizen and their 'job' was to try and get the game to not gently caress up by doing absolutely nothing, and they said it was dull as gently caress and the only moment of excitement was the rare time when they got the game to work.
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Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? Hey now, blow up dolls are dangerous.....
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Mar 6, 2016 03:16
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OH MY GOD  AHAHAHAHAHASaigon. poo poo.
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Mar 6, 2016 03:16
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This thread is loving incredible. I love you all.
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kordansk posted:ftfy Accurate
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Toops posted:This thread is loving incredible. Agreed
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Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? Perhaps your avatar holds the answer to that question.
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Each time I see a  video, aside from laughing, I'm stunned anew by how little is available in the PTU. A few ships that do not use ship physics, but rotate in place like a WoW toon surveying the landscape, a few generic stations, a few FPS weapons that mostly don't work, and literally nothing else. There is not a single game system in place, and there's no hint of one coming. The closest thing we had to actual gameplay getting added to this thing was Star Marine, and we know how that went. We joke that this is only a tech demo, but that isn't really accurate either, because tech demos usually work. There is nothing here that indicates a game is on the way, and what is here indicates there will never be one.
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Mar 6, 2016 03:22
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Mar 6, 2016 03:28
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Galarox posted:probable double post, anyways, Dereck wants to be in at.... the Autopsy! (By Rembrandt) christ alive 
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Mar 6, 2016 03:28
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peter gabriel posted:I only got to play for like 10 minutes tonight, it is almost impossible to log in. HNNNGGGGG WAIT FOR IT HNNGGGGGG.... When the music kicks in I literally died. 2269 page is one of the best page.
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Scruffpuff posted:Each time I see a This is very very true. Condensing a vid to 4 minutes and uploading it makes the game seem fun, but it really isn't. 'Bare bones' doesn't even begin to cover it and when you see people posting about how great things are it is just so  to me I can;t really even explain it.If everything goes well: You get out of bed, and then call a ship - this seems to be the only 'system' in the game. You get in your ship and then go and do a mission, no reason, no reward. That is IT, that's the complete Star Citizen experience.
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Superb work commandos, you have outdone yourselves this time
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peter gabriel posted:This is very very true. I don't know how they're going to add actual game systems when the can't even make RINGS SPIN. Chrissakes, what a trash heap.
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Beet Wagon posted:I... I'm not sure I want to ask, but how the hell do you cut your dick open during sex? Is his wife a blender? FM said that he just pulled her panties to the side but that his dick got caught on the edge during the intercourse (????)
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Scruffpuff posted:Beautiful. I would comment on how brilliant is is, but YT keeps giving me "Unknown Error" when I do.
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Milky Moor posted:FM said that he just pulled her panties to the side but that his dick got caught on the edge during the intercourse (????) I too have experienced sex with someone who wore razor-lined panties 
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peter gabriel posted:This is very very true. If I were to compare this to another MMO, like say, WoW, it would be like this: You can only roll one class: Male human, with no customization. There is a mage, and nothing else. You're in a single small forest surrounded by mountains you can't go over. You have only one attack - a fireball. You can attack other players and occasionally a boar. There is no inventory, loot, money, vendors, quests, crafting, resources, dungeons, bosses, or even goals. None of it works, it crashes all the time, you clip through everything, and months of 30 GB patches add absolutely nothing. You are fed constant artists renditions and other dev teases of all these races, classes, zones, etc. but all of it is "in such a dynamic state" that none of it ever sees the light of day. Then the devs abandon the game to go make a movie, and each patch which is "just around the corner" promises the moon and delivers jack poo poo. More than 100 million dollars, 4 studios, and years of effort. This is not a game, and it will never be a game.
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aw gently caress now i'm remembering that he registered a "mrs fuzzy" account on those forums for his wife how do i remember this, this was like literally over ten years ago, why can't my brain use this on more useful information
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peter gabriel posted:Everything is hosed. We appreciate your sacrifice, commando, and your dedication to doing God's work. o9
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Milky Moor posted:FM said that he just pulled her panties to the side but that his dick got caught on the edge during the intercourse (????) They were the worst type of panties.
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Milky Moor posted:aw gently caress now i'm remembering that he registered a "mrs fuzzy" account on those forums for his wife In the Stimpire this knowledge would be akin to being able to list someone's entire family history. Rest easy, Chronicler of Sex Injuries.
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Milky Moor posted:FM said that he just pulled her panties to the side but that his dick got caught on the edge during the intercourse (????) What a thin skinned prick.
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And here we have the most awful thing I've ever done.I was trying to go for a crime scene vibe....
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:And here we have the most awful thing I've ever done.I was trying to go for a crime scene vibe.... Jesus christ you guys just keep delivering. I am awed.
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I haven't been able to open this thread in three hours without having my mind blown. This thread is the best and all of you are wonderful.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:And here we have the most awful thing I've ever done.I was trying to go for a crime scene vibe....
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peter gabriel posted:I only got to play for like 10 minutes tonight, it is almost impossible to log in. I just noticed that the Olisar logo on the janky station rings janks separately from the janky geometry. 
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Remix time! Brand New Shitizen 2.0!  Revision log: * Fixed embarrassing mistake in verses. * CHIPMUNKZ!!!!! * Super heavy beatz and throbbing phazorz * Robot backup singers! * Did I mention the CHIPMUNKZ?!?! * Wang wang wang wang. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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peter gabriel posted:I only got to play for like 10 minutes tonight, it is almost impossible to log in. Brilliant - I lost it once the music kicked in. Short & sweet! Meanwhile:  e: toggle img Quavers fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Mar 6, 2016 |
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Star Citizen - What a poo poo, really
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Mirificus posted:Perhaps your avatar holds the answer to that question. She's done some things she's not proud of.
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peter gabriel posted:This is very very true. And by mission you mean "fly to another station, get out of your ship, press a button, fly back"? Are there even NPC pirates to shoot?
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ewe2 posted:
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:And by mission you mean "fly to another station, get out of your ship, press a button, fly back"? Yes, as long as they aren't bugged. Which is good because you'll rarely see another human being.
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