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Bio cheese: All the nutritional value of cheese, replaced with pure fat and starch. For your health
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steinrokkan posted:Bio cheese: All the nutritional value of cheese, replaced with pure fat and starch. For your health So cheese, just without the minor amount of protein and the nice amount of calcium?
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Mar 7, 2016 11:51
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Schubalts posted:Mission accomplished. The Cronenburger
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Mar 7, 2016 12:06
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 e: sorry I thought this was the food porn thread
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Mar 7, 2016 13:56
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I don't know a single vegetarian/vegan who's actually happy with their lives. Makes you think.
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Mar 7, 2016 14:18
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KiteAuraan posted:So cheese, just without the minor amount of protein and the nice amount of calcium? Cheese has a protein content comparable to meat and no starch at all.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:17
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I was given a bag of chocolate-covered shrimp chips (the same brand) and cannot for the life of me bring myself to try them.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:37
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Tiberius Thyben posted:http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/melissa-darabian/grilled-cheddar-cheese-sandwich-recipe.html My friend convinced me to use mayo instead of butter for grilled cheeses a couple years back. It makes a crispier crust on the outside.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:38
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PCOS Bill posted:I don't know a single vegetarian/vegan who's actually happy with their lives. Oh this is just too easy.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:48
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PCOS Bill posted:I don't know a single vegetarian/vegan who's actually happy with their lives. That you should increase you circle of friends so your sample becomes significant?
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Mar 7, 2016 16:05
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:That you should increase you circle of friends so your sample becomes significant? Not enough people in the world to make a circle that wide.
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Mar 7, 2016 16:41
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I've known many happy vegetarians, but no happy vegans
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Mar 7, 2016 18:09
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After sleeping on it I think the worst part of the vegan cereal is the way the person who wrote the recipe is so loving excited about it. DROOOOL. SCORE!! Jesus Christ dude(ette).
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Mar 7, 2016 18:55
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AnonSpore posted:After sleeping on it I think the worst part of the vegan cereal is the way the person who wrote the recipe is so loving excited about it. DROOOOL. SCORE!! Jesus Christ dude(ette). For real that vegan cereal photo looks like what happens when you have a bunch of things that are technically edible in your house, but can't be arsed to go grocery shopping for the things you would need to make a more traditional food out of them. Except that a sane person would have just roasted those vegetables with some olive oil and rosemary.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:04
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AnonSpore posted:After sleeping on it I think the worst part of the vegan cereal is the way the person who wrote the recipe is so loving excited about it. DROOOOL. SCORE!! Jesus Christ dude(ette). Vegan cooking has a long history of pretend excitement behind it, because contemplating the reality of what you're eating is often too sad or uncomfortable to consider otherwise. And a lot of other 'health' food stuff, like those day-on-a-plate articles.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:07
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deadly_pudding posted:For real that vegan cereal photo looks like what happens when you have a bunch of things that are technically edible in your house, but can't be arsed to go grocery shopping for the things you would need to make a more traditional food out of them. Seriously. That would actually look and probably be good if they had just used an apple instead.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:12
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I tried searching for a "let's take vegan recipes and make them edible" type blog but all I found was the suggestion to add weed to it which works, I guess.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:16
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Vegan food makes me sad.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:19
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PCOS Bill posted:I don't know a single vegetarian/vegan who's actually happy with their lives. When a friend of mine was a teenager, they went vegan to spite their mom and ended up in the hospital three months later due to malnutrition. When your options are "spend a lot of time on meal planning to be sure you don't die" and "dying of malnutrition", it's no surprise that vegans are miserable.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:25
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I looked up the source of the vegan cinnamon crunch and the entire blog is full of things like that Gluten and oil free baked donuts
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Mar 7, 2016 19:30
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AnonSpore posted:I looked up the source of the vegan cinnamon crunch and the entire blog is full of things like that   Insane bio writing aside, that is not what a human being of nineteen years is meant to look like Jesus H loving Christ.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:35
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
you really suck, like, as a person tbh
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Mar 7, 2016 19:38
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AnonSpore posted:I looked up the source of the vegan cinnamon crunch and the entire blog is full of things like that  If you ever feel like it can't get any worse, just take a bite of a vegan/gluten free donut. That is the bottom of the barrel. I've never tasted anything else that made me feel as defeated.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:38
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Mods namechange me to The Fit Vegan Ginger! please
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Mar 7, 2016 19:40
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sirbeefalot posted:
I didn't know donuts had skeletons
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Mar 7, 2016 19:43
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Dodecalypse posted:you really suck, like, as a person tbh Yes, pointing out that the tragedy of an insane diet has done terrible things to a normal person is terrible. Especially since it's on the same linked page. sirbeefalot posted:If you ever feel like it can't get any worse, just take a bite of a vegan/gluten free donut. That is the bottom of the barrel. I've never tasted anything else that made me feel as defeated. What does it taste like? I can't even begin to imagine the taste and consistency from those photos.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:43
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I'll start this speculation shitshow by observing that, texture-wise, those donuts look like they're made out of play-doh.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:49
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I hope the poo dip gives them some much needed moisture because they seriously look like they'd crumble into dust when you touch them, like old scrolls in cartoons
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Mar 7, 2016 19:53
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I know happy vegans. It's not that unusual.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:57
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PurdWerfect posted:I know happy vegans. It's not that unusual. Do they eat almond milk cinnamon crunch
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Mar 7, 2016 19:58
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AnonSpore posted:Do they eat almond milk cinnamon crunch I do not think so.
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Mar 7, 2016 20:00
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
So you don't have to go on the paleo diet to have the health and constitution of a cave man!
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Mar 7, 2016 20:02
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Aesop Poprock posted:I didn't know donuts had skeletons EVERYTHING has skeletons! 
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Mar 7, 2016 20:04
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Have those doughnuts been cooked?
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Mar 7, 2016 20:04
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:What does it taste like? I can't even begin to imagine the taste and consistency from those photos. It's literally just flour, water and flavoured protein powder. It takes like an artificial flavouring and chalk. Also the goop is mant to be peanut butter? Wat?
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Mar 7, 2016 20:05
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Dabir posted:Have those doughnuts been cooked? Drying in the sun is sorta cooking?
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Mar 7, 2016 20:10
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steinrokkan posted:So you don't have to go on the paleo diet to have the health and constitution of a cave man! And now I need to find those images of the guy talking about his raw paleo diet or whatever it was, with the rotten meat and black mold. Wasn't that an SA thread, actually? Anyways, too much talk, not enough AFP.  ...Are those beets?
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Mar 7, 2016 20:11
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Samizdata posted:EVERYTHING has skeletons! Ahh! 
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Mar 7, 2016 20:13
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
 Also New Zealand, but they don't have a smiley anymore.
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Mar 7, 2016 20:19
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:And now I need to find those images of the guy talking about his raw paleo diet or whatever it was, with the rotten meat and black mold. If you mean the saga of the guy whose wife was chronically sick and weak despite his attempts to heal her with a regimen of rotting meat and living in a tent in the woods, yes, that was a goon.
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