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UCLA confirmed for being involved in this hot mess, I'm so so sorry bruins 
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hey in case anyone wants to commemerate Chairgate by buying a Xi'an scout (or a Sabre), CIG has made them available to buy until the 14th! Only $150 and $170 respectively. 
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Beet Wagon posted:Time to fire up the old kickstarter, Commando Toops! poo poo. I'm gonna need to meet a great PR person. Preferably female.
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trucutru posted:Jesus gently caress! Refactor your .pak files so that you have a lot more and each ones is smaller. Then use a loving off-the-shelf solution to update them after a patch. Why are you spending developers time (or saying you are) to solve a non-problem? Or even more simply, don't take THREE loving YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARS!!!!!!!! TO. SORT. OUT. A. PATCHHERRRRRRRR!! Sorry i'm calm now,promise.
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Solar Plebian: If the game crashes, provide an excuse report which selects one of eight common explanations for the state of the game by citizens. 'It's a pre-pre-pre Alpha!' 'You clearly don't understand games development' That sort of thing.
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Mar 8, 2016 00:42
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49fep5/so_i_just_played_22/ There is just no way
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Did Chris confirm whether there will be an ovipositor mini-game?
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Cobblers posted:Still not caught up with the thread, but had to say this is glorious. I don't understand how it is that you've managed to create an actually useable space-radar-thing in what must be less than 0.0001% of the time and with only several million dollars. lol if I had millions I'd obviously be on a stage in a black mock turtleneck waving my arms like a loving madman.
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D1E posted:Did Chris confirm whether there will be an ovipositor mini-game? You can bring birds to the medical bay to extract their cloacas
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Mar 8, 2016 00:45
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Solar Plebian: You have to ram a button to close a literal thread shop. Your reward? A little dancing Lesnik in the corner. The more you ram, the quicker he dances.
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Mar 8, 2016 00:45
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peter gabriel posted:Is there no way Toops can motion capture the radar? I called up ol' Andy Serkis but he said his studio is booked solid for the next 9 months by one single "peculiarly well-funded" client. 
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Mar 8, 2016 00:46
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Toops posted:I use Wondershare which is pretty cheap (like 50 duckets or st). It doesn't have much in the way of editing features, but it has all the basics (text, video, audio editing lanes, transitions, effects, etc). The editing interface is insanely intuitive. It gets the job done and it does 1920x1080 60p just fine for my tastes. That looks pretty good, I'll give the trial a try tomorrow. Odd that it never popped up in my quest to find a decent program that's between windows movie maker and the giants like sony vegas
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Mar 8, 2016 00:50
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this is the first 10FTC I've listened to in a very long time, are they all pretty much like this?
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Mar 8, 2016 00:54
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Mar 8, 2016 00:56
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mp5 posted:this is the first 10FTC I've listened to in a very long time, are they all pretty much like this? This one's pretty low key, usually there's even more insane promises backed up by vague mumbling
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Mar 8, 2016 00:56
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trucutru posted:Will the blue bird divide into three sub-birds? Only if you have LTI on the bird-gun. That insures your birds, however each sub-bird will not have LTI, but you can melt the "subbies" and upgrade them on the PlebeStore (working title) then unmelt or purchase LTI "subbie" tokens on the grey market and post-apply the damage points for retroactive bird retrieval, or you could do a cross-beak-upgrade to a limited-edition bird with mama-baby transferrable LTI and get it that way. Lot of options. Mr.Tophat posted:Idea for Solar Plebian: 1 in every 100 birds fired will play the audio clip of Chris promising birds in the game. Or make it a one per cent chance that it happens, maybe even lower? Are you crazy the last thing I need is a pissed off Ortwin Frothmeyer frothing up my poo poo. I mean it's a good idea and I like it, but no I don't need Orwin "The Shitbull" Frostmire up in my face.
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Toops posted:poo poo. I'm gonna need to meet a great PR person. Preferably female. I can offer you my many imaginary degrees! Also, on a side note in class right now we're talking about sponges and I'm gaining a lot of insight into Lesnick's behavior.
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Mar 8, 2016 00:58
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Daztek posted:That looks pretty good, I'll give the trial a try tomorrow. Odd that it never popped up in my quest to find a decent program that's between windows movie maker and the giants like sony vegas Yeah they need help with their SEO. The demo's basically full-featured, but it annoyingly puts a watermark over your exported vids. Meh, they deserve the money imo. Just make sure to export at the maximum bitrate (30k) for immersion purposes of course.
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Toops posted:Are you crazy the last thing I need is a pissed off Ortwin Frothmeyer frothing up my poo poo. I mean it's a good idea and I like it, but no I don't need Orwin "The Shitbull" Frostmire up in my face. The logo is already pushing it, what's one more thing? 
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Mar 8, 2016 00:59
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Toops posted:Only if you have LTI on the bird-gun. That insures your birds, however each sub-bird will not have LTI, but you can melt the "subbies" and upgrade them on the PlebeStore (working title) then unmelt or purchase LTI "subbie" tokens on the grey market and post-apply the damage points for retroactive bird retrieval, or you could do a cross-beak-upgrade to a limited-edition bird with mama-baby transferrable LTI and get it that way. If I record a badly done clip of me going "yeah we have birds" would that work? I can't imagine that'd be grounds for a lawsuit.
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Q: Are there any plans to streamline patch sizes? A: So yes absolutely we have a plan in fact I sat down ah earlier this week which would be the previous week to you seeing this cos we're recording this on Friday and you um watch us on Monday, ehm but ehmmmm yeah I think we have a really aahhh cool plan that's very configured to ah our new development paradigm ah, you know, ah, not saying new for us but sort of the new paradigm of what WE'RE doing which is constantly ehm, you know, building, testing, DEPLOYING ah both internally and then externally to, ah, you know, you guys in the community ahm first level and so the um public test universe the PTU and then of course the live and so, you know we need a solution that we can be... BUILDING rapidly and iterating rapidly and getting to as efficiently as possible and our current one is not the best, cos it has the sort of big monolithic pack files, each pack file... is... two gigs, and there's quite a few of 'em, and if one file changes in it you have to build the whole pack file and the way our... BUILD SYSTEM works and all the DATA is we have to rebuild all the DATA, ah, into the pack files right now, ah ...
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SomethingJones posted:Q: Are there any plans to streamline patch sizes? Is this verbatim? Not that I doubt it. This poo poo is PRE-RECORDED. gently caress.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:04
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Toops posted:Only if you have LTI on the bird-gun. That insures your birds, however each sub-bird will not have LTI, but you can melt the "subbies" and upgrade them on the PlebeStore (working title) then unmelt or purchase LTI "subbie" tokens on the grey market and post-apply the damage points for retroactive bird retrieval, or you could do a cross-beak-upgrade to a limited-edition bird with mama-baby transferrable LTI and get it that way. introducing the stadium announcer: Rob Chriserts, voiced by [someone with access to a lot of weed]
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Mr.Tophat posted:Is this verbatim? Not that I doubt it. 
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Daztek posted:The logo is already pushing it, what's one more thing? Yeah no doubt. I was thinking about changing up the leafy border with like barbed wire or something. Then it should be solid. If anyone has some shop-chops and a bitta free time, I'd be much obliged. https://www.dropbox.com/s/xsdghekcpsotlut/solar_plebeian.svg?dl=0 As long as I don't do anything outlandish like actually try to monetize this thing, then it's all gravy anyway.
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How can they not whip up the code for at least a preliminary level patcher in an afternoon. I could do that. I wrote a pretty fantastic compression engine in x86-64 assembly in 2 days, surely CIG's stable of programmers could knock out a releasable delta patcher for a pre-alpha game within a month. It would save them tons of money on bandwidth too, several full time employees annual salaries worth, let alone the PR win for keeping backers from having to download 30 GB every week, or sometimes twice per day. There is clearly nobody managing this project.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:09
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Beet Wagon posted:If I record a badly done clip of me going "yeah we have birds" would that work? I can't imagine that'd be grounds for a lawsuit. DO IT. Preferably in an Australian accent. Or Austrian. Either way.
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here's his actual response. fuckin hell. quote:[2:12] Starripper asks: Are there any plans to stream line the patch sizes? I am on the road a lot and use my cellular data to update Star Citizen, the updates ear up a lot of gigs right now especially when there are multiple patches. quote:So yes absolutely. We have a plan, in fact I sat down earlier this week which would be the previous week to you seeing this as we’re recording this on a Friday and you’re going to watch this on a Monday. But yeah I think we have a really cool plan that’s very configured to our new development paradigm.
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SomethingJones posted:Q: Are there any plans to streamline patch sizes? Isn't paradigm one of those buzzwords people use when they don't actually know what they're talking about?
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Toops posted:DO IT. Preferably in an Australian accent. Or Austrian. Either way. I am neither of those, but I will record a couple of each. If nothing else it will confuse the poo poo out of my coworkers. I can also see if my logo person can take a whack at de-lawsuit-ing that logo and see what she comes up with.
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Nation posted:What a total joke - they had a literal stage this weekend to show anything at all instead they post a quarter of an image on reddit lol
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Sappo569 posted:Isn't paradigm one of those buzzwords people use when they don't actually know what they're talking about? http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html
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Mr.Tophat posted:Is this verbatim? Not that I doubt it. 100% verbatim. He can't even script his answers. And his wife has clearly given him some marketing terms to try and use, and it has confused him.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49fep5/so_i_just_played_22/  That's me in the corner That's me in the basement Losing my immersion Waiting for stuff to work And i think I'll be staying single Oh noes I said too much I haven't bought enough I thought that I bought a hugbox I thought that I bought a win I'll see you in the verse Commando (shameless plug)
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Thoatse posted:-BREAKING NEWS- Big SQ42 reveal: No spoiler tag? gently caress you, now the game is ruined for me!
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A Neurotic Jew posted:here's his actual response. fuckin hell. Wow, how totally convenient that they just now sat down- well not now see it's monday but actually it was Friday but if you cross the international date line it was also thursday whoa- that they just had a meeting about this problem. How very proactive their paradigm shifting is.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:So yes absolutely. We have a plan, in fact I sat down earlier this week which would be the previous week to you seeing this as we’re recording this on a Friday and you’re going to watch this on a Monday. But yeah I think we have a really cool plan that’s very configured to our new development paradigm. Just delta patch it you loving dipshit. It's a software technique that's existed for generations, can be pulled off by first year CS students, and completely avoids any issue concerning concatenated files or whatever. At worst, you have to give it a window into your encryption/compression. "We're still trying to figure it out, here's your second 30 GB update today."
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XK posted:There is clearly nobody managing this project. Imagine how you feel if the company mostly a scam - you can't be the one to start doing stuff. Even if its 'good' you'll just bring more people to it. Whatever you do that isn't a direct order from the criminals themselves may actually implicate you if things go south. And you could feel guilt just making the trap more efficient even if it doesn't. I bet CIG has many good managers, but how can anyone work freely and proactively in this environment?
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A Neurotic Jew posted:here's his actual response. fuckin hell. God that mushmouth motherfucker annoys me so much that I almost want to call him a oval office and threaten to kill him.
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