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deep dish peat moss

Extract Cash
Using a credit card as a reagent, extract cash from any nearby ATM up to a maximum determined by your character's Credit Score.

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Evaporate
If target fails a firewall check, turn target's Steam account in to actual steam.

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Banish Darkness
Produce a flashlight from within your robe to assist your party in seeing through the night. Lasts for 6 hours.

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
Heal
Shows route to nearest hospital on your google glasses

deep dish peat moss

Mulli posted:

Heal
Shows route to nearest hospital on your google glasses

deep dish peat moss

Charm Person
Creates a fake dating website profile tailored to target unit's type.

BonerKid

Chill
Animal Messenger

Allows the caster to send a text communication up to 140 characters in length

deep dish peat moss

Create Flies
By leaving a piece of fruit in the sun for a week, the caster may create a near-infinite number of flies.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
From the spell wiki of renowned wizard B1gsby85

Bigsby's Tiny Hands
Target's hands reduced in size so they can no longer grip phone, hold fast food, etc.

Make Bad Driver
While target is driving car, make hands small so they can no longer handle the steering wheel.

Cyber Bully
Replaces all photos of target's hands with tiny versions. Spams target's social media with comments about weird, tiny hands. Also makes target's hands tiny.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Disable Mice
Turns all laser mice in 10ft radius of target into trackball mice and gums up the trackball wheels so the user has to try extra hard to make the cursor move vertically on screen. Also makes target's hands really tiny so they can't use the mouse.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Summon SWAT Team
Sends SWAT team to target's house when streaming Minecraft on Twitch. Makes user's hands really tiny, like baby hands tiny. Kinda hosed up and weird.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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alnilam

Predict Weather
Caster becomes aware of general weather trends for next 24 hrs, with a 1-7 in a 1d8 chance of accuracy. Requires slight hand motions and 1 mobile phone (not consumed)

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Shocking Grasp
Transfer a minor electrical shock to an opponent via touch
-requires component (rug)
-requires free movement of feet (on rug)

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Change Track
Remotely change music playing on computer/game system/smart TV. Rolling critical makes hands tiny.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
Sleep
Creates random prescription drugs once per day. Rollin critical changes spell effect to Eternal sleep

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

Shocking Grasp
Transfer a minor electrical shock to an opponent via touch
-requires component (rug)
-requires free movement of feet (on rug)

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Mulli posted:

Sleep
Creates random prescription drugs once per day. Rollin critical changes spell effect to Eternal sleep

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Illusion spell: It's just a prank
Temporarily takes control of shady looking loiterers and sets them off to do kind deeds and pretend they were just doing them for laughs.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Turn Undead

Caster appears to be undead. Great for last minute Halloween costume

Spell components: Fake vampire teeth, cheap cape, white make up

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

MrWillsauce

magic missile
conjures and launches an intercontinental ballistic missile
2d4 damage



December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
cone of cold summons an ice cream cone of random flavor on a critical, you get two!


mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
lesser spell of identification

reveals someone's twitter handle


thanks Manifisto!

MrWillsauce

mage hand
a magical telekinetic force that holds your phone so you can take better selfies



bacalou


Embiggen enhance critical areas of the self with photoshop. users without the required LCK stat will fail the detection check and be called out on facebook.

Furia

frost touch Cools drink held by caster to ice cold temperature

tie ties shoes automatically

caffeinate Induces coffee effect on caster

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

google THIS

summon feline
immediately calls your feline animal companion to you. they will appear at your feet if you are standing, in your lap or on the table or desk in front of you if you are sitting, or on top of you if you are prone
[somatic component] you must be carrying something bulky if standing. if sitting, you must be really busy, and if prone you must be trying to fall asleep

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hold Portal- Keeps an elevator door from closing so you don't have to wait for the next one

Jump- Summons 2 kids named Kriss Kross that'll make ya Jump Jump

Stone Fist- Summons a handful of very good quality cannabis

Stone Call- Calls your local pot dealer

Web- Get internet service anywhere

Admonishing Ray- Raymond shows up and really tells you about how bad you screwed up. Everyone loves him, though

Continual Flame- Long after you've logged off, you are still being yelled at for what you posted

Sphere of Annihilation- Summon a basketball that makes the summoner the best b-baller there ever was. Only works during the month of March

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

Admonishing Ray- Raymond shows up and really tells you about how bad you screwed up. Everyone loves him, though

lol

City of Glompton

Forgot Password

Target is logged out of all accounts, and can't remember any passwords.

At second level, password reset options have a 50% chance of failure.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Power word: Enhance- Removes blurriness on target photograph

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I think I prefer the CEO spell kit...

It's well rounded with Turn Unemployed, Detect Socialism, Remove Purse, Protection from Prosecution and Tax Sanctuary

Notax

chickun, arise
raise chickun

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F2B
robots, ninjas, and pirates
counteracts the most modern spell, reduces it by 10-15 years depending on the roll

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