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fuctifino posted:This is the latest one. I couldn't watch more than a minute or two, so I don't know how the ratio of white noise compares to other 10FTC's.... I'm wondering if I should order a pizza and watch Wing Commander at the same time for MAXIMUM IMMERSION!
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orcinus posted:Can someone get someone to read Crobarts' transcripts with a valley girl accent? He does actually break into a valley accent in one of the answers, but I'm not going back to find it, ever.
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Mar 8, 2016 04:49
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Might add a disclaimer to the video "I could be playing The Division right now..."
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fuctifino posted:My account is dirt over there... lol... I have a super secret deep cover account (  ) I don't mind blowing up. Does anyone have them all stitched together?
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Mar 8, 2016 04:52
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SomethingJones posted:He's not dumb, he's stoned out of his head. Not even joking about that, I have friends who ended up like this, daily weed over many many years does this to some people. I had to cut the weed right down to 'rarely', I can see all the signs. His head is hosed. I would bet money on it, although probably not $108,000,000.  With that, i bid you farewell, commandos. 5am, gotta sleep sometimes.
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Mar 8, 2016 04:56
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Which was the video where they cut comedic audio of an old man failing to use a computer into this footage? It was posted here like 300 pages ago, about a month.
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Mar 8, 2016 05:01
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I can't read these loving transcripts, it's like my brain is having an enema.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm wondering if I should order a pizza and watch Wing Commander at the same time for MAXIMUM IMMERSION! I'm actually having a go at it myself (not sure if you saw a previous edited post). I didn't realise I had Windows Movie Maker on this machine. I'm just converting the mp4 online to wmv... If it imports, I'll have a go at snipping.
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fuctifino posted:I'm actually having a go at it myself (not sure if you saw a previous edited post). I didn't realise I had Windows Movie Maker on this machine. I'm just converting the mp4 online to wmv... If it imports, I'll have a go at snipping. Yeah well I have better stuff *flex*. Should have no problem editing and exporting, I just can't right now because I'm not at my PC.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Yeah well I have better stuff *flex*. I've given up already... lol. gently caress Windows Movie Maker.... Could you replace the audio when the questions are displayed with the sound of whales?
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Mar 8, 2016 05:10
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Which was the video where they cut comedic audio of an old man failing to use a computer into this footage? It was posted here like 300 pages ago, about a month. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9xMp-ugHOI
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Mar 8, 2016 05:12
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This never fails to give me a good chuckle. "L-O-L. I just lol'd!"
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Someone posted a vid in response to my furry convention post that seems appropriate.
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SomethingJones posted:sadjkf hasdlkjfhasdkbjlsdafldsfal kjasdlalsdfhldsf kladsflald hdh dsfjk Well, this will be a challenge to set to music 
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ewe2 posted:Well, this will be a challenge to set to music That was my fists landing on the keyboard
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SomethingJones posted:Q: So the Endeavour has bio domes. What will be the point of farming? And will there be bacon farming? My god these answers are awful. People paid tons of money for ships to do this kinda poo poo based on this kind of explanation from our lord Christ Roberts?
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Scruffpuff posted:Let me get this straight - if someone takes north of $100 million dollars to "make a game", and it turns out they never planned to, it's fraud and it's a clear-cut crime. But if someone asks the person "did you intend to make a game" and that person says "yes" and points to studios, employees, and poo poo - it's not a crime? 38 Studios intended to make a game, had employees and poo poo, and they're in a world of trouble. I really hate to think that CIG is going to get away with this simply because it can be proven that they "attempted" it. I know they're hiding behind the "donation" veil, but how much protection can that really offer? Is it fraud when the stupidity lies solely on the backers not knowing how inept the CEO is? Every time Chris opens his mouth, I realize he honestly is developmentally disabled, and in no circumstances should be in charge of this project. But we don't have investors to bring the hammer down, and we don't have a publisher to do it either. How can a shitshow based purely on the stupidity of the general public, a proven limitless resource, ever be brought to an end? The difference is whom are they talking the money from. If you are taking it from the government or rich people you're gonna get hosed in the rear end. If you take it from a bunch of stupid nerds with no money then you're going to be fine. Some of them will defend C.Robber to the end of their lives. trucutru fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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I knew something sounded familiar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvZfrXPchg go to 8:40 in the vid. paarp
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Toops when you see this check your PMs.
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D_Smart posted:Aside from that, anyone who thinks that they're going to sit around until the bank account is empty, knowing they're never going to deliver a finished Star Citizen, really doesn't understand how these things work. So say they've enough money till the end of the year. Wont they keep going till October, announce a release date, fire all but a skeleton staff, and push out whatever they have to cover themselves from refunds/ litigation? What else could they do?
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Thanks Commando! Pgabz! What's the audio source on this one?
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Second Sun posted:So say they've enough money till the end of the year. Wont they keep going till October, announce a release date, fire all but a skeleton staff, and push out whatever they have to cover themselves from refunds/ litigation? What else could they do? Supposedly the burn rate is between 2~3 million a month. 36 million a year, estimated. I'd say they have about 30 million left in the tank, because as they grew they didn't hire steadily, just in bursts. Who knows though, how many 20k coffee machines are out there. I think they make it to the middle of 2017 before things go down.
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Lime Tonics posted:I knew something sounded familiar. God he even sounds bored of hearing himself speak Like he's trying to force the will to answer these stupid questions, knowing already none of it will ever happen
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SomethingJones posted:That was my fists landing on the keyboard I can't believe you had the patience to transcribe it, I grabbed the audio and found the sections you worked on and its godawful. Also, why didn't anyone tell me about his hilarious pronunciation of pirates? PARROTS ARE ATTACKING!
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Lime Tonics posted:I knew something sounded familiar. From 10 for the Chairman: Episode 44 (2014.11.10) Q: With 90% of the universe's inhabitants being AI, will what we do effect (sic) some of them follow our lead. For example, if a subsection of the community try to setup a blockade, will a subset of the NPCs join in help while others oppose? A: Well definitely the actions of players in the world and the economy will affect AI, because essentially the AI are program... they have you know, I've given the example of, ah, um, you know, FACTORY needs ah, TEN TONS OF ORE, so basically creates a mission says, "I want someone to deliver TEN TONS OF ORE" someone takes the mission, whether it's an AI or a player to deliver TEN TONS OF ORE. They get attacked by PIRATES! Uhm, the shipment doesn't get through the factory, the factory doesn't have raw materials now it can't be making the goods that it needs to make, so it puts another mission out for another TEN TONS OF ORE but THIS TIME it also hires some MERCENARIES to escort the merchant ship bringing the TEN TONS OF ORE because PIRATES have attacked it. Ah, so now all of a sudden it's hired either... either... other... other NPCs or other players, to be... part of the mission the second time around to make sure that the shipment of ore comes through. And so all the AI sort of have CAUSE and REACTION stuff that happens, ah, that is CAUSE and REACTION to something that a player does or something that an AI does so, a... player's action... will... have a CAUSE and EFFECT inside the ECONOMY which will, um, essentially have either AI or the players sort of react to those actions so ah, I would say that, eh, ah, if you're doing a blockade then em, for instance, the economic nodes on the planet that need the stuff, ah, would probably be hiring AI or other players to help break the blockade, and the players, uhm, PERFORMING the blockade could hire other AI or PLAYERS to help 'em, ahm, you know, keep the blockade, so, there you go. (The gently caress did any of you guys fall for this nonsense?)
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Tortolia posted:I feel like I am having a stroke reading these transcripts. Holy poo poo, you're not the only one. I think I just forgot half my vocabulary.
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SomethingJones posted:From 10 for the Chairman: Episode 44 (2014.11.10) Complete bullshit. Stuff that will never happen.
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Will Star Citizen have this kind of fidelity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq4G3pKvx4Q&t=216s
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Midnight Voyager posted:Holy poo poo, you're not the only one. I think I just forgot half my vocabulary. It's insane and weirdly fascinating. So this is the source material that the white knights are using to defend this crap? When you actually lay it out in black and white in front of you, it's all absolute nonsense. Every bit of it. And the clip I just did from 2014 is very different to the latest one in that CR does appear to have gone quite mad over the last couple of years. I've satisfied myself now that the guys posting all over the place saying that SC will have THIS and THAT are basing all of that on NOTHING but their own imaginations. I am stunned that this isn't a bigger deal considering the amount of money involved. If anyone is reading this and has money in this thing for the love of god take it out now.
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/fraud-claims-filed-in-38-studios-case/1100-6435435/ Change taxpayers to "backers" and bonds to "jpegs", Curt Schilling with Crobots, 38 Studios to CIG and the story fits quite well.
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SomethingJones posted:He's not dumb, he's stoned out of his head. Not even joking about that, I have friends who ended up like this, daily weed over many many years does this to some people. I had to cut the weed right down to 'rarely', I can see all the signs. His head is hosed. I would bet money on it, although probably not $108,000,000. Let me tell you a little story about my father, a fully functioning stoner for the past 55 years of his life. He's been a small business owner most of his life and was a super hard worker (now retired). However, for every day of his life, he wakes up and gets stoned... didn't smoke much during the workday, but instantly hardcore stoned lying on the floor listening to moody blues records once work was over. Several years ago he and I went to a pinball convention in Las Vegas, driving in from SoCal. He was smoking various joints for most of the drive and couldn't make his brain function well enough to check into the hotel, I had to check in for him. Everything he said was mumbly and full of 'uh, yeah, you know, um' a lot like Roberts. So we wake up the next morning, he immediately lights a half a j and kills it. Then, and I SWEAR TO GOD, it took him 32 minutes to put his loving socks on. I sat and watched. It was like watching a display in a museum or something. He'd start putting a sock on, get halfway done, get distracted by something. A thought, light, air, whatever, then he'd look down at his half on sock very confused and take it off. A minute or so later, he'd remember he didn't have socks on and start again. I've barely touched weed since that weekend.
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I would like to remind everybody that "10 for the chairman" is a prerecorded show where they choose which questions to answer. So yeah, they taped that and said "this looks good" and then released it.
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starkebn posted:Complete bullshit. Stuff that will never happen. It doesn't even make any sense to begin with! He's explaining how this will work to the guys funding the game and it makes no sense. If what he's talking about was specced out in any way he could present a clear, logical way in which this will work. Read it again and even though it's painful try and follow what he is saying. It makes no sense, it never did. Maybe this isn't news to you guys in which case sorry for this post.
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Hello my name is Chris Roberts I sold the Star Trek Holodeck to scary Eastern European and Balkan combat vet nerds how do I bail from this poo poo without the movie Hostel becoming a documentary starring me and the missus please advise can it be done with mocap holy loving jebus I hope so. Immersion! ...Fidelity! ..Stop.. stay back ..please I promise, I ... AaaaaAAAIIUEE
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no_recall posted:http://www.gamespot.com/articles/fraud-claims-filed-in-38-studios-case/1100-6435435/ They actually released a game though. While it wasn't game of the year or anything, it was fun enough albeit pretty repetitive. I think it sold well too, just not well enough to get them out of the huge debt they had.
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Haskell9 posted:Hello my name is Chris Roberts I sold the Star Trek Holodeck to scary Eastern European and Balkan combat vet nerds how do I bail from this poo poo without the movie Hostel becoming a documentary starring me and the missus please advise can it be done with mocap holy loving jebus I hope so. Immersion! ...Fidelity! ..Stop.. stay back ..please I promise, I ... AaaaaAAAIIUEE
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I need to record this for a future date So that my life shall not be in vain So that the posters know my fate That im slowly going insane I AM ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY FOUR SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO The intro takes 18 or so seconds I have almost as much footage of Chris ER'ing on the side of ineptitude as the intro... 1:34 seconds into a 25(?) min video...
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Scruffpuff posted:Let me get this straight - if someone takes north of $100 million dollars to "make a game", and it turns out they never planned to, it's fraud and it's a clear-cut crime. But if someone asks the person "did you intend to make a game" and that person says "yes" and points to studios, employees, and poo poo - it's not a crime? 38 Studios intended to make a game, had employees and poo poo, and they're in a world of trouble. I really hate to think that CIG is going to get away with this simply because it can be proven that they "attempted" it. I know they're hiding behind the "donation" veil, but how much protection can that really offer? Is it fraud when the stupidity lies solely on the backers not knowing how inept the CEO is? Every time Chris opens his mouth, I realize he honestly is developmentally disabled, and in no circumstances should be in charge of this project. But we don't have investors to bring the hammer down, and we don't have a publisher to do it either. How can a shitshow based purely on the stupidity of the general public, a proven limitless resource, ever be brought to an end? 38 Studios isn't in a world of trouble, they don't exist anymore. And the main owners of 38 (curt schilling etc) have pretty much no money left that can be recovered, as far as anyone knows. The people who are in a world of trouble right now are the guys who looked at the 38 studios loan request and said "this looks like a great place to put the state's money, A+ plan very safe investment". Those people were supposed to be working in the state's interest but turned out to be taking money from both sides and basically greasing the big deal so they'd get big commissions. That didn't happen for CIG / Star Citizen. Basically there's a world of difference between ripping off a bunch of people by lying and overpromising, versus defrauding the state.
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