Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

MeLKoR posted:

In TYOOL 2016 no one is under any illusions that DSmart is not an rear end in a top hat, but he never pretends he's not either. In a sense being an rear end in a top hat is what keeps him from becoming scummy.

Coolguye posted:

i think a fair number of people would agree with you on this in that being honest is way more important than being *~nice~*

world's full of gently caress-ups, liars, and hosed-up liars, so yeah if you're straight with people i think many of them'll forgive a fair bit that they don't like

Honesty is cool and all, but I'm not sure I can look at the massive hypocrisy that Dr Smart regularly comes up with and call it "honesty" in any way. For example, calling out pewdepie for personal attacks against a dev, then immediately serving up personal attacks when arguing with him / his followers on twitter. Smart is the living embodiment of not practicing what he preaches.

I agree that pewdiepie, a guy with literally a million teenage followers, shouldn't be aggressively lovely to a dev whose only crime was making a bad game. Not even an intentional rip-off game, just not good. Derek Smart, the guy who was being aggressively lovely to people on the internet since pewdiepie was still in grade school, is a loving terrible messenger for that.

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 23:54

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

It's not a tech demo since the tech don't work

It's short for "tech demolition" cause they're causing the game's engine (CRYSTAR) to violently tear itself down and implode as they attempt to force it to do stupid inane things.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:15

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:37

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Tank Boy Ken posted:

Kingdom Come: Deliverance has a neat melee system. Tank Girl Barbie had the chance to try it on the Gamescon last year. It looks drat nice too. They did "partner" with CIG for cross-promotion and technology transfer. Wonder what happened to that.

It is releasing in the summer. It is kinda fun to play. I backed it a while back way after CS. They do read private PMs and stuff so I havent followed since that. Same as CIG. As to sharing tech I bet the poo poo Engine is so beyond hosed they cant import or use and other CE code and was just something to hype backers up and give "synergy" to CR. Kinda like AMD and something CR isnt sure he can support Vulcan and the Rift and..........

intardnation fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Mar 9, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:37

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

1500 posted:

I was not much of a coffee drinker, but then I started buying the beans green and roasting it myself (also got a nice burr grinder), now I drink it all the time. It also has had the effect of making all other coffee taste like burnt crap. I just use a french press to make my coffee.

Lmao if you make coffee out of greenbeans.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:46

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw

quote:

18:34 What features have to be completed for you to say that Star Citizen is live?

I won't watch this, but am I correct in assuming that Ben doesn't give any specifics as usual

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:48

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw

Ben Lesnick begging Chris to show the multiplayer Idris test video

Everything else is variations on still coming, soon, being worked on, don't know yet

# ? Mar 9, 2016 12:48

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw

Q: What's the difference between stealth and stealthy in the Star Citizen universe?

A: Uhm well in this particular case its, (inaudible), in, (inaudible) (something) Star Citizen universe there's probably no practical difference, there (mumble) probably different levels of stealth and so on, uhm, in terms of SPACECRAFT DESIGN it's *INTENT*. Uhm... the SABRE is... it's a modern military dogfighter it's the HOT NEW, uh, NEW HOTNESS... SPACECRAFT and the idea there is... is... you know it's our equivalent of the F22 or the F35 it's... it's the NEW THING and it INCORPORATES you know... all the advances in STEALTH that have been made from the 1970s, 1980s, and uh, it does them, as part of being a FIGHTER so it is a FIGHTER that is STEALTH. Ah... hold on just a moment...

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:01

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

SomethingJones posted:

Q: What's the difference between stealth and stealthy in the Star Citizen universe?

A: Uhm well in this particular case its, (inaudible), in, (inaudible) (something) Star Citizen universe there's probably no practical difference, there (mumble) probably different levels of stealth and so on, uhm, in terms of SPACECRAFT DESIGN it's *INTENT*. Uhm... the SABRE is... it's a modern military dogfighter it's the HOT NEW, uh, NEW HOTNESS... SPACECRAFT and the idea there is... is... you know it's our equivalent of the F22 or the F35 it's... it's the NEW THING and it INCORPORATES you know... all the advances in STEALTH that have been made from the 1970s, 1980s, and uh, it does them, as part of being a FIGHTER so it is a FIGHTER that is STEALTH. Ah... hold on just a moment...

You're killing me! Please keep doing that.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:06

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

SomethingJones posted:

Q: What's the difference between stealth and stealthy in the Star Citizen universe?

A: Uhm well in this particular case its, (inaudible), in, (inaudible) (something) Star Citizen universe there's probably no practical difference, there (mumble) probably different levels of stealth and so on, uhm, in terms of SPACECRAFT DESIGN it's *INTENT*. Uhm... the SABRE is... it's a modern military dogfighter it's the HOT NEW, uh, NEW HOTNESS... SPACECRAFT and the idea there is... is... you know it's our equivalent of the F22 or the F35 it's... it's the NEW THING and it INCORPORATES you know... all the advances in STEALTH that have been made from the 1970s, 1980s, and uh, it does them, as part of being a FIGHTER so it is a FIGHTER that is STEALTH. Ah... hold on just a moment...

It's good to know that Star Citizen ships will incorporate stealth technology from the 70s and 80s.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:07

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

drat Dirty Ape posted:

It's good to know that Star Citizen ships will incorporate stealth technology from the 70s and 80s.

Were there many advances in anti-sonar technologies in those two decades?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:12

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 19:06

Q: Do you have a TENTATIVE list of features and content that when it's in place you can say, this is the PTU?

A: Well we... so two things there, yes we do have the... VISION LIST... the... here are all the things that we need to have to make the game (air quotes) RELEASED, uhm, which is... I... probably not in a position to share that right now but it's... it's, you know you probably have to have all the careers, mining, exploration, uh, passenger travel and so on and so on, you have to have all the SHIPS, you have to have, uh, you know X Y Z, things we've PROMISED so... we... we... we keep very very close track of that in confluence, ah, you know, here's all the things we've TALKED ABOUT, here's where they are, uhm, and, you know, that... that's just you know... you know, start at the very very early part of the project was coming up with that list and then building it out to developers as we go along. You (mumble) doing mining and then once that's done (mumble) and that's all part of the production process, uh, uhm... does that answer that question?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:15

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 19:06

Q: Do you have a TENTATIVE list of features and content that when it's in place you can say, this is the PTU?

A: Well we... so two things there, yes we do have the... VISION LIST... the... here are all the things that we need to have to make the game (air quotes) RELEASED, uhm, which is... I... probably not in a position to share that right now but it's... it's, you know you probably have to have all the careers, mining, exploration, uh, passenger travel and so on and so on, you have to have all the SHIPS, you have to have, uh, you know X Y Z, things we've PROMISED so... we... we... we keep very very close track of that in confluence, ah, you know, here's all the things we've TALKED ABOUT, here's where they are, uhm, and, you know, that... that's just you know... you know, start at the very very early part of the project was coming up with that list and then building it out to developers as we go along. You (mumble) doing mining and then once that's done (mumble) and that's all part of the production process, uh, uhm... does that answer that question?

The Director of Online Strategy, Community Engagement, and Ships is not in a position to say what features are going to be in release.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:20

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

these are good strong answers that should satisfy any doubters

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:20

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

FrankieGoes posted:

My cat also likes to pretend she's a cat statue.

I have the same cat scratching post. You have great taste in cat scratching posts

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:20

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

I guess he forgot there's a Kickstarter page and a list of stretch goals.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:22

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

"How are you going to justify the fact that a bunch of autists spent a ton of extra money on super stealthy ships?"

"Uh...."

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:27

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 19:06

Q: Do you have a TENTATIVE list of features and content that when it's in place you can say, this is the PTU?

A: Well we... so two things there, yes we do have the... VISION LIST... the... here are all the things that we need to have to make the game (air quotes) RELEASED, uhm, which is... I... probably not in a position to share that right now but it's... it's, you know you probably have to have all the careers, mining, exploration, uh, passenger travel and so on and so on, you have to have all the SHIPS, you have to have, uh, you know X Y Z, things we've PROMISED so... we... we... we keep very very close track of that in confluence, ah, you know, here's all the things we've TALKED ABOUT, here's where they are, uhm, and, you know, that... that's just you know... you know, start at the very very early part of the project was coming up with that list and then building it out to developers as we go along. You (mumble) doing mining and then once that's done (mumble) and that's all part of the production process, uh, uhm... does that answer that question?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:30

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 21:25

Q: You explained this before, actually Chris did (Ben grimaces), I can understand how shield protection varies between energy and ballistic types, but how would a shield system determine whether a small piece of metal coming from it was exploding from a missile or a barrel of a gun?

A: Uhm ... what did... ya whoah did ehp did eh woh did... it's not... missile versus gun it's ballistic versus energy, so uh, you know a mass driver cannon shoots SLUGS... is... same thing as a missile in that sense, where a laser cannon is the other category it's just... the dividing line is different from where they're thinking.

(this is mental, guys this company is totally mental)

e: I wish every day could be Bensday

SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Mar 9, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:31

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Burllhgh the social group you chose to hang out with"

"Bluugh #notallgoons"

Hey Reddit I heard some redditors are racists

im permabanned poster ciggerstomper42. i first started buying jpgs when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of �dreams� and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "star citizen� and �i love flying my connie into space stations� in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of �fidelic� style of procedural planets was all about; i think it�s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who �get� jpgs to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:33

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Toops posted:

Draft Script for the Goonrathi Ship Startup Sequence. Feedback requested.

[Pilot] - Gruff and brash, like a mix between Han Solo and Josey Wales.
[Computer] - Posh British butler accent.

(Camera first person: Pilot gingerly enters the ship, grunting and cussing under his breath, sits down at the cockpit, and picks up a clipboard with a checklist. Starts pressing buttons and pulling levers)

(He pauses, and after a long sigh looks up towards the upper console and presses the �Power� button. Electronics whir as they power up, dashboard lights flicker on, followed by the Windows 95 Startup sound)

[Computer] (chipper) �Good morning, Sir!"
[Pilot] (dismissive, preoccupied) �There are no mornings in space, Computer"
[Computer] (chipper) �Well! That's rather a gloomy outlook, wouldn't you say?"
(no reply, pilot alternates between looking at sheet and pressing buttons)
[Computer] (helpful, optimistic) "Don�t forget to prime the airbags, sir!"
[Pilot] (annoyed) �Every drat time I actuate those airbags something terrible happens. Don�t you remember Andoras?"
[Computer] (a chill runs down his motherboard) �How could I forget..."
(contemplative silence)
[Computer] (trying to recover) �A-anyway, I ran a thorough root cause analysis and could find no correlation whatsoever between airbag actuation and that dreadful bit of business in Andoras. Frankly I think you�re being superstitious."
[Pilot] (flat, dismissive) �Your programming doesn�t account for premonition."
(brief pause)
[Computer] (timid) �Sir the hungry hungry hippos� They appear to be quite hungry this morning..."
[Pilot] (angry) �Oh CAN IT, will you potato??"
(pilot turns to HHH console and clicks each hippo)
[Computer] (optimistic) �Here, let�s have some music, shall we?"
(Blaring: �Don�t Stop 'Till You Get Enough� by Michael Jackson) *music below
[Pilot] (very annoyed, raised voice) �Oh, COME ON computer, you�re gonna play that, NOW??"
[Computer] (desperate, raised voice) �Sir, I feel if you could just make it to the chorus..."
[Pilot] (angry, yelling) �CUT THAT poo poo OFF MAN!!!"
(Music still plays)
(Pilot bangs violently on the console, music cuts off)
[Computer] (frenetic) �All right! all right! My word, we have enough problems as it is without you breaking more of my essential circuitry!"
[Pilot] (flat, preoccupied) �Your 80�s pop playlist is not essential, Computer."
[Computer] (under his breath) �A man who cannot enjoy The King of Pop is truly lost..."
(pause, pilot sighs)
[Pilot] (apologetic) �Sorry comps, I had a rough night... Alright, how about something a bit slower, eh?"
[Computer] (excited) �Coming right up, Commando!"
(Plays �Human Nature� by Michael Jackson) ** music below
[Pilot] (stops for a minute, wistful) �Ahh, man. I love this song"
[Computer] (also wistful) �Me too, sir. Me too."

(Pilot hits the "Engine On" button with his fist, ship powers up, camera zoom out. Ship launches unsafely up off the landing pad, only just missing a Sperg Starliner Cruise ship, and boosts out of frame. Music fades up, roll intro credits)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6t2n_Tbu3E&t=23s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3dsAY_a_I

I realize it's a trope as old as time but I really love the idea of a polite and enthusiastic computer vs a perpetually hung-over pilot.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:34

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

I'm the silent goon majority who refuse to see the truth

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:38

Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Yolomon Wayne posted:

im permabanned poster ciggerstomper42. i first started buying jpgs when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of �dreams� and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "star citizen� and �i love flying my connie into space stations� in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of �fidelic� style of procedural planets was all about; i think it�s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who �get� jpgs to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

lol

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:41

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Yolomon Wayne posted:

im permabanned poster ciggerstomper42. i first started buying jpgs when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of �dreams� and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "star citizen� and �i love flying my connie into space stations� in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of �fidelic� style of procedural planets was all about; i think it�s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who �get� jpgs to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

and sometimes a freelancer is just a penis.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:46

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 19:06

Q: Do you have a TENTATIVE list of features and content that when it's in place you can say, this is the PTU?

A: Well we... so two things there, yes we do have the... VISION LIST... the... here are all the things that we need to have to make the game (air quotes) RELEASED, uhm, which is... I... probably not in a position to share that right now but it's... it's, you know you probably have to have all the careers, mining, exploration, uh, passenger travel and so on and so on, you have to have all the SHIPS, you have to have, uh, you know X Y Z, things we've PROMISED so... we... we... we keep very very close track of that in confluence, ah, you know, here's all the things we've TALKED ABOUT, here's where they are, uhm, and, you know, that... that's just you know... you know, start at the very very early part of the project was coming up with that list and then building it out to developers as we go along. You (mumble) doing mining and then once that's done (mumble) and that's all part of the production process, uh, uhm... does that answer that question?

and dont worry shitizens it will be revamped a couple times! Say why the bother putting out the PU if they redo it twice?

Vision List?
Lol I see trees of green made of money from backers. Money does grow on trees.

You are doing it loving wrong!

This thing is hosed and I hope it takes Ben with it. He is just helping any way he can to keep those money trees growing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4TMFCDfS5A

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:53

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

I don't know what this means but I enjoy looking at it:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:53

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 21:25

Q: You explained this before, actually Chris did (Ben grimaces), I can understand how shield protection varies between energy and ballistic types, but how would a shield system determine whether a small piece of metal coming from it was exploding from a missile or a barrel of a gun?

A: Uhm ... what did... ya whoah did ehp did eh woh did... it's not... missile versus gun it's ballistic versus energy, so uh, you know a mass driver cannon shoots SLUGS... is... same thing as a missile in that sense, where a laser cannon is the other category it's just... the dividing line is different from where they're thinking.

I can't breathe.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:54

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Beet Wagon posted:

I don't know what this means but I enjoy looking at it:

the amount of bullshit in that picture being shoveled!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:55

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Daztek posted:

'People still believe we play games all day': Development's perception problem

quote:

Kickstarters and regular blog posts are in danger of glossing over the public�s appreciation of the harsh realities involved in bringing a game to market. Develop asks leading devs at Playtonic, Cloud Imperium, Ninja Theory and Epic about potential ways to educate the masses

Why would anyone ask Chris Roberts about the harsh realities of bringing a game to market? Isn't the last game he can claim to have done that for the original Wing Commander?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:55

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

I wonder if :pgabz:

would be accused of making poo poo up if he put these word salad Chris and Ben transcripts into his videos verbatim.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 13:56

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

Beet Wagon posted:

I don't know what this means but I enjoy looking at it:

Is that a giant dead Kiwi?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:01

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Tortolia posted:

I wonder if would be accused of making poo poo up if he put these word salad Chris and Ben transcripts into his videos verbatim.

I tried to make a video last night. Welp control of the ships are poo poo and brutal. Throw on top the constant crashing well nothing usable. May try again tonight. How do people enjoy this tech demo?
It is garbage and unplayable. I would be ashamed of it.
Although Mr.Dancy Cat is the best.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:03

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 23:40

Q: Do you have more detailed information about events that we'll be having in Gamescom?

A: Not yet, uhm... it's... it's... I got a bunch of PMs from folks that (mumble) we're doing, we DON'T have the details yet, there will be fffffffour? I think? Backer, offsite backer events throughout the week... uhm... so... hopefully they catch everybody who might be coming to the show at anytime... uhm...

Q: And possibly something from Chris at some point, possibly not...?

A: Oh, see, (mumble mumble mumble) talked about this a little bit, uhm, 'cos people are saying "oh you guys are coming to Gamescom are you not doing the BIG PARTY?", we're not doing the BIG PARTY because... we don't want to you know, tilt the team in any way to doing a demo for that, the plan is instead to show off wherever we are... at that point... uhm, I am one hundred, one hundred ten whatever percent sure there's gonna be some... REALLY COOL STUFF, but ah, not... we're just gonna present a little bit differently so we didn't want to say... you know, when you've spent th.. eight... (mumble) THOUSAND DOLLARS to rent the venue and set up everything and s-stage and so on, you need to have something... DECIDEDLY ready you need people dedicated to building that, and we'd rather those people work on... Squadron 42, work on iterative Star Citizen patches but uhm, you know... we... we're already getting to the point where like the procedural guys are coming up with STUFF and... that's so much better than I thought let's show that at Gamescom, eh... expect plenty of news, just not the... not the KEYNOTE PRESENTATION, we... we'll still have the BACKER VESTS so you don't have to be... you don't have to sign up for the show or anything, we'll have offsite backer events, we'll do the BEER GARDEN, stuff like that, so, it... we'll all be there I'll be there ah, my whole team will be there (rubs nose)... um, and ... the... (mumble) social stuff and there'll be ANNOUNCMENTS and we'll be showing stuff off... and we have some other surprises in store for what we're doing on the show floor also.

(Ben looks loving knackered after that)

SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Mar 9, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:04

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 19:06

Q: Do you have a TENTATIVE list of features and content that when it's in place you can say, this is the PTU?

A: Well we... so two things there, yes we do have the... VISION LIST... the... here are all the things that we need to have to make the game (air quotes) RELEASED, uhm, which is... I... probably not in a position to share that right now but it's... it's, you know you probably have to have all the careers, mining, exploration, uh, passenger travel and so on and so on, you have to have all the SHIPS, you have to have, uh, you know X Y Z, things we've PROMISED so... we... we... we keep very very close track of that in confluence, ah, you know, here's all the things we've TALKED ABOUT, here's where they are, uhm, and, you know, that... that's just you know... you know, start at the very very early part of the project was coming up with that list and then building it out to developers as we go along. You (mumble) doing mining and then once that's done (mumble) and that's all part of the production process, uh, uhm... does that answer that question?

no. loving. clue.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:05

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I guess he forgot there's a Kickstarter page and a list of stretch goals.

ahahahahahaha! apparently

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:06

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

SomethingJones posted:

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 21:25

Q: You explained this before, actually Chris did (Ben grimaces), I can understand how shield protection varies between energy and ballistic types, but how would a shield system determine whether a small piece of metal coming from it was exploding from a missile or a barrel of a gun?

A: Uhm ... what did... ya whoah did ehp did eh woh did... it's not... missile versus gun it's ballistic versus energy, so uh, you know a mass driver cannon shoots SLUGS... is... same thing as a missile in that sense, where a laser cannon is the other category it's just... the dividing line is different from where they're thinking.

what in the ever luving gently caress?!? I mean, do these people have ANY loving idea?

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Mar 9, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:07

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

D_Smart posted:

what in the ever luving gently caress?!? I mean, does these people have ANY loving idea?

You're an indiedev fossil, clearly you don't know anything about recent developments in game development about developing games :smug:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:11

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

D_Smart posted:

what in the ever luving gently caress?!? I mean, does these people have ANY loving idea?

Derek I honestly thought you were off your loving rocker the way you were going on about this project, so I decided to actually look at the SOURCE where these fanboys are getting their nonsense from, and it's so shocking I have to sit and type it out so that people who can't be hosed watching the videos can see it.

What in the name of living gently caress are any of these people talking about? There IS no game! There never was! It's amazing and hilarious.

Also you owe me a refund for the Amiga version of Battlecruiser 3000AD, what the gently caress was that all about

# ? Mar 9, 2016 14:17

Thirsty Dog: May 31, 2007

SomethingJones posted:

Derek I honestly thought you were off your loving rocker the way you were going on about this project, so I decided to actually look at the SOURCE where these fanboys are getting their nonsense from, and it's so shocking I have to sit and type it out so that people who can't be hosed watching the videos can see it.

What in the name of living gently caress are any of these people talking about? There IS no game! There never was! It's amazing and hilarious.

Also you owe me a refund for the Amiga version of Battlecruiser 3000AD, what the gently caress was that all about

Please put these together as a handy collection so that I/we can link it to everyone tia

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SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

From Bensday with Batgirl & Ben episode 45
Mar 9, 2016 @ 25:45

Q: BENGAL CARRIER. Are we gonna see any of the interior shots soon?

A: (long intake of breath)... Hmmmm... Guh, I... the...

Q: They've been working on it for quite some time and they did a whole rework of it, right?

A: Two answers to that question, one is... if... if you could... if... you know if I could invite you in to my (completely incoherent) you'd see BENGAL CARRIER... images every day, ah, problem is it's all SQUADRON STUFF and we're... still keeping that... under wraps, ah, but... so the answer's YES there's a lot of extra work, and, uh, wait... wait... just wait for Chris to uh, let us show it. Really.

Q: Next major release is 2.3, and that's probably a month away?

A: Hopefully? Yeah... fingers crossed, (crosses fingers), we, we want to do with this game, so we do a publish every month, sometimes we're gonna miss it, I mean probably more often than not we're gonna miss it, but, ah, it's... it's all in the service of making a better game, I'd rather be a (mumble) days late than publish...

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