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subpar anachronism posted:I have some of that peanut butter in my cabinet because I bought it on a lark once. It has been in there two years because it is not very good. It's great when you put it in oatmeal to cram a little bit more protein into your meal after a workout when you don't want to add more milk and eggs.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:Anyone happen to have the "what is waiting for my boyfriend" picture? Yeah, everything there looks bad on purpose. I think it was for an art piece or something, but I don't remember what the original site it came from was called. More pics and a few other thread favorites here: https://imgur.com/a/0tnPs My favorite is the cornucopia.  
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Solice Kirsk posted:We should start an Apocalypse Cooking Show and feature poo poo like this. Foods with shelf lifes of 10+ years and the awesome recipes to cook with them. Can someone think of a way to make a flourless carrot cake out of 10 year old carrots and raisins? Hideo Kojima already beat you to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtgCNDny2uk You gotta be good to your body. Loyal to your body. The people you're cooking for. The whole family.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA There's a whole channel of this
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hackbunny posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA I've come back around. Our civilization is pretty great, actually.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We should start an Apocalypse Cooking Show and feature poo poo like this. Foods with shelf lifes of 10+ years and the awesome recipes to cook with them. Can someone think of a way to make a flourless carrot cake out of 10 year old carrots and raisins? Some website (I think Huffington Post?) did a thing similar to that, but unfortunately it didn't involve any actual cooking or realistic restrictions. They just got a bunch of professional chefs to decide on 3 ingredients they would use for the rest of their lives in a post-apocalyptic bunker, assuming they also had machines that could provide unlimited flour and oil as well. If you want to see creative cooking, try the earlier episodes of Cutthroat Kitchen before they start going toward "Cook everything blindfolded while being chased by bees." The chefs actually come up with some really creative ways to get around their handicaps, like only being able to use a wok upside-down (roast peanuts by building a meat border around the top of the wok!) or having to replace all of your apples for pork chops and apple sauce with sour apple hard candy (melt the candy into syrup and mix it with balsamic vinegar to balance the sweetness!). One especially impressive episode later had a woman trying to bake a custard pie with all of her heat sources except a microwave removed. She managed to bake it through careful, repeated nukings for short times and whisking in between. Turns out that grandmother saddled with the microwave was from a household that had to use a microwave for most cooking, so she had become very proficient in using it for things other than reheating leftovers and frozen dinners.
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chitoryu12 posted:Some website (I think Huffington Post?) did a thing similar to that, but unfortunately it didn't involve any actual cooking or realistic restrictions. They just got a bunch of professional chefs to decide on 3 ingredients they would use for the rest of their lives in a post-apocalyptic bunker, assuming they also had machines that could provide unlimited flour and oil as well. It's really sad that Alton Brown is now known as "The Cutthroat Kitchen guy"
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Cuththroat Kitchen is so contrived it's ridiculous and thereby terrible
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hackbunny posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA Is this a sex thing? I don't know anymore.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Is this a sex thing? I don't know anymore. It's always a sex thing. Always.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9xU6IaqeCU This is pretty drat sexual yeah He really should have picked out every single seed though
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hackbunny posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA I can think of worse hobbies
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hackbunny posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA Oh hey, how appropriate, Cut Dat just took a razz shot at them in their video today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdyxXiQOftY
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cash crab posted:I can think of worse hobbies Ugh, like model train enthusiasts. No one cars about HO scale you losers!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ugh, like model train enthusiasts. No one cars about HO scale you losers! Hey 
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Meat gives 100 health! turbacoducken
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Oh hey, how appropriate, Cut Dat just took a razz shot at them in their video today. Is this some ASMR thing?
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hackbunny posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA Every time I see these videos I get irrationally angry about the poor scalpel technique. 
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Fruit gives 50 health! fruit salad
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EorayMel posted:Fruit gives 50 health! I was recently involved in a going away party that involved a really awesome fruitplate, and I was just thinking about how much I am craving a quality fruit salad. I think this may have cured me.  Thanks.
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EorayMel posted:cheap poo poo canned fruit cocktail FTFY...?
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EorayMel posted:Fruit gives 50 health! The sound it makes is SLORP
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EorayMel posted:Fruit gives 50 health! That looks like a crockpot. Is that a... hot fruit salad?
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Ugh thanks to this thread I remembered about that loving meat pus fountain and now I can't stop thinking about it again
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Bees on Wheat posted:Every time I see these videos I get irrationally angry about the poor scalpel technique. Ya they've got the general aesthetic totally down but the execution is really sloppy and kinda ruins it. If it were actually surgically precise it'd be great~
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Dabir posted:Is this some ASMR thing? Yes, it's probably a sex thing too.
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Trillian posted:That looks like a crockpot. Is that a... hot fruit salad? They're going to a Jerri Blank party! 
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Titus Sardonicus posted:FTFY...? That looks far worse than any canned fruit cocktail I have ever seen.
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bringmyfishback posted:It's supposed to be a diet substitute or something, right? A lot of low carb recipe sites use it for things. Yeah, it's dehydrated and had most of the oils removed. You can add it to protein shakes or oatmeal or whatever recipes to get the protein and flavor from the peanuts without the fat. You can also reconstitute it into peanut butter and have control over how much fat you add back, which is why it's a big diet thing.
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Skinny King Pimp posted:You can also reconstitute it into peanut butter and have control over how much fat you add back, which is why it's a big diet thing. 
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Schubalts posted:That looks far worse than any canned fruit cocktail I have ever seen. I dunno, it's got all the same stuff in it that you'd see in a Del Monte fruit cocktail, though the pinkish slurry it's bathing in looks like it's from a  tropical fruit cocktail IIRC (not to mention the bananas that come in those things, those creepy canned banana chunks  ). I was phone posting so I didn't really get such a good look at it, but maybe being in a crockpot is the reason it looks so... sludgy?It could just as well be somebody's own concoction, but there are things that just scream "canned fruit cocktail" to me in that picture.
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A quick search reveals that there are a number of people in the world who add corn starch to the fruit syrup to thicken it up.  That could very well be what's happened here.
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EorayMel posted:Fruit gives 50 health! Yummy yummy?
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It's fruit suspended in applesauce.
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steinrokkan posted:It's fruit suspended in applesauce. Ohhh that makes so much more sense...at least visually.
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So, in the last thread there was a picture of a peanut butter and pickle sandwich (I've been affectionately calling it the picklenut butter sandwich) and I gotta say. The whole idea of it has been like a Telltale Heart thrumming away under the floorboards of my mind for the past couple weeks. I couldn't get it out of my head every time I opened the fridge and saw my jar of pickles. I've been watching a lot of Food Network lately and the gears started turning. I thought, "Wow, the vinegar of the pickles might actually cut the sweetness of the peanut butter. Bread and Butters will still be sweet, though, and they should mesh well with the peanut butter, while the crunch of the pickle will give some contrasting texture against the soft bread and the mushy spread." So I tried it.     Final verdict: poo poo's good  I'd have put pickles on the whole sandwich, but I only had two left and thought I'd save them for, I don't know. A pickle emergency.
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I used to do that all the time. Yep, I concur, dat poo poo's pretty good. But now I'm the only one in the household who will eat bread n butter pickles, so I can't justify buying a jar if I'm the only one eating them.
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Titus Sardonicus posted:I used to do that all the time. Yep, I concur, dat poo poo's pretty good. But now I'm the only one in the household who will eat bread n butter pickles, so I can't justify buying a jar if I'm the only one eating them. Why not? They'll stay perfectly fine in the fridge for months after being opened, and it's a couple bucks for a jar. Just buy the drat pickles.
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