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I will not have any of your abortion pizza. Besides I need to go home to let my sex hound son out of his cage for a while so he can go potty.
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quote:Today is our son Josh’s birthday. The heartache of the past year cannot surpass the joy 28 years ago on this day when we first became parents! We love you Josh and believe your best days can be ahead of you. We continue to pray for you every day. https://www.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/posts/782373078563010
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Mar 4, 2016 12:10
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Will you stop fingering your little sister for 5 minutes while I write some lies about you!
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Mar 4, 2016 13:05
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Then she saw my face She knew that I'd dugg her Not a trace Of remorse in my mind I'm Josh-Bob ooooooh I went and dugg'd her couldn't just side hug her if I tried
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Mar 10, 2016 05:44
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PathAsc posted:ooooooh I went and dugg'd her couldn't just side hug her if I tried 
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Mar 10, 2016 06:17
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He's out! http://m.etonline.com/news/184154_exclusive_josh_duggar_exits_rehab_after_more_than_6_months/ quote:The 28-year-old former reality star has left rehab after more than six months in a faith-based treatment center. Sources confirm to ET that Josh "has been out for a few days," though his current post-rehab whereabouts are not clear.
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Mar 10, 2016 17:57
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:He's out! I feel like when he was released, he walked out of the place, and if we could see from his eyes, we'd have that red terminator vision with all of these details on his mission to go and ruin more peoples' lives.
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Mar 10, 2016 18:07
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I'm going to be generous and give this about 2 years before his perfectly normal hormonal urges bleed out into more abusive weird sex
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LethalGeek posted:I'm going to be generous and give this about 2 years before his perfectly normal hormonal urges bleed out into more abusive weird sex Lol as if this place did anything at all to discourage the abusive sex rather than the person he chose to do it with.
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LethalGeek posted:I'm going to be generous and give this about 2 years before his perfectly normal hormonal urges bleed out into more abusive weird sex You know that Star Trek TNG episode where the crew walk into Barclay's holodeck program and they see Barclay doing weird poo poo with holograms of themselves? This is what will happen to Josh next. They will find a hidden room somewhere in the house, and inside is 22 miniature versions of the kids and parents, all dressed up in bondage and dried semen stains everywhere.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I feel like when he was released, he walked out of the place, and if we could see from his eyes, we'd have that red terminator vision with all of these details on his mission to go and ruin more peoples' lives.
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Mar 10, 2016 20:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:He's out! he's probably been castrated.
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Mar 10, 2016 21:19
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Rambling Robot posted:he's probably been castrated. No, that might actually be effective. Christian alternatives to therapy mudt be entirely pointless and actually work contrary to their goals.
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Mar 11, 2016 01:06
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Also he couldn't continue his biblical duty of fathering as many children as possible if they castrated him so...
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Geoj posted:Also he couldn't continue his biblical duty of fathering as many children as possible if they castrated him so... I would not be surprised if duggars had eggs and sperm in cold storage to help them conduct the Lord's Work of Populating the Earth if any of them get into a combine accident and lose their dilz
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Mar 11, 2016 01:28
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You guys realize that consouling center probably has sex addicts other than Josh, right? Who are getting the same fake and ineffective treatment he got. If he hasn't been banging his way through every broken and damaged woman there - I'll Jim my Bob.
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Krispy Kareem posted:You guys realize that consouling center probably has sex addicts other than Josh, right? Who are getting the same fake and ineffective treatment he got. If he hasn't been banging his way through every broken and damaged woman there - I'll Jim my Bob. It's cute that you think he limited himself to just the women.
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Krispy Kareem posted:You guys realize that consouling center probably has sex addicts other than Josh, right? Who are getting the same fake and ineffective treatment he got. If he hasn't been banging his way through every broken and damaged woman there - I'll Jim my Bob. I would beg to differ. Whilst in the real world sex addiction affects both men and women, in the world of Christian Based Faith Only Treatment Centres men and women are treated very differently. Josh "I diddled my sisters, raw-dogged a stripper and watched porn whilst cheating on my wife" CBFOTC "There there, you're only human. Trust in Jesus and you'll be fine." Woman "I once kissed a boy I wasn't married to." CBFOTC "You filthy Harlot! You have strayed from the way and teh path! We must beat and shame and beat and beat some more the sin and devil from you! You must never ECER do anything like that again, untill your husband orders you to. And then you'd better not enjoy it."
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BrigadierSensible posted:I would beg to differ. Whilst in the real world sex addiction affects both men and women, in the world of Christian Based Faith Only Treatment Centres men and women are treated very differently. Yeah, but if someone is footing the bill for fake therapy, then they're as open minded and progressive as an evangelical can get. My guess a steady stream of college-aged girls who got crazy at Liberty University, doing that blowjob motion with their hand and cheek at Josh in group counseling.
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Jonny 290 posted:I would not be surprised if duggars had eggs and sperm in cold storage to help them conduct the Lord's Work of Populating the Earth if any of them get into a combine accident and lose their dilz
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Mar 11, 2016 18:59
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Lacey posted:Except they'd never be in a combine accident because the Duggars avoid any kind of agricultural labour. They don't even garden although they have the space for it and it would be economical to grow veggies with that many mouths to feed. Maybe they think a passel of kids scrabbling in the dirt would read too much as "poor white trash" on camera. If they went Old Testament, they could buy other Christians for seven year contracts to do the farming for them. They'd have to schedule things around jubilee years, but that just takes some basic planning skills.
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Pvt.Scott posted:If they went Old Testament, they could buy other Christians for seven year contracts to do the farming for them. They'd have to schedule things around jubilee years, but that just takes some basic planning skills. This even allows for ownership of their workers' wives, which they can also leverage for lifetime slavery. Totally in line for the Quiverfull cult.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:17
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They cured that boy of pussy, praise Jesus!
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Huxley posted:They cured that boy of pussy, praise Jesus!
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Casimir Radon posted:He only buttrapes his victims now, it's progress. I'm sure one of the sisters is embroidering that on a pillow.
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Mar 12, 2016 12:40
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Read The Apocalypse Codex by Charles Stross - quiverfull movements are designed to provide hosts for parasitic Lovecraftian isopods, as a means to bring about the end of the world. True fact.
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That's a bad example. That parasite replaces the hosts tongue and still functions.
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That's where the whole 'speaking in tongues' thing comes from.
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Say Nothing posted:Read The Apocalypse Codex by Charles Stross - quiverfull movements are designed to provide hosts for parasitic Lovecraftian isopods, as a means to bring about the end of the world. True fact. I am always impressed with your range of pics But what the gently caress is that real?
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donkey salami posted:I am always impressed with your range of pics yes, G-d's creations are wondrous and beautiful
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donkey salami posted:I am always impressed with your range of pics Too real. gently caress the ocean. etc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua quote:Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite enters fish through the gills, and then attaches itself to the fish's tongue. God is just a joker.
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There is even a horror movie about them. I haven't seen it, but I assume it's terrible. 
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Meh. At least it replaces the tongue. Pretty cool parasite overall. Its cousins are just loving bums and live in the gills. Lingcod and halibut always seem to have a nice little collection. If I got the time I'll pluck them off before throwing them back. Some get as big as a quarter.
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Ehhh it's an alright film. Best eco-horror I've seen in a while. If you actually want to see the "monster" then you're SooL though.Say Nothing posted:Read The Apocalypse Codex by Charles Stross - quiverfull movements are designed to provide hosts for parasitic Lovecraftian isopods, as a means to bring about the end of the world. True fact.
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Angela Christine posted:There is even a horror movie about them. I haven't seen it, but I assume it's terrible. I actually kinda liked it. It's directed by the guy who did Rain Man and Wag The Dog.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh hey! Boo hoo, Fogle gains 30 pounds and has gotten beaten up in prison! quote:“Jared is regularly taunted by those who have it out for him,” an insider told In Touch. “One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f—k out’ and not come back.” 
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I bet Jared was excited but ultimately disappointed when he heard about In Touch magazine doing a spread
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Heh, you know what they do to pedos in prison? quote:When the diet celeb tried to defend himself the “inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red.” This may be the lamest prison drama ever.
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