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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dabir posted:

W... What part of that is 'menstrual'?

The pretzel is actually a giant fallopian tube.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

:laffo: this thread is on its cycle



:perfect:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Picnic Princess posted:

:laffo: this thread is on its cycle



...You know what, take away the sauerkraut*, add in some good cheddar, and yeah, I'd be all over that.

*And I mean, like, from the world in general

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Intoluene posted:

Mushroom gravy is not just gravy with mushrooms in it like this appears to be. That meatloaf just looks like toast, too.

I was thinking more Salisbury Steak, since it really impressed me as a jumbo TV dinner, plated.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Plinkey posted:

I think we've been over this in the other thread, but don't throw out your pickle juice, there is so much you can do with it!

I like to save my really garlicky left over pickle juice and throw in some sliced bell peppers for a few days. So good...

AnonSpore posted:

Please die

Ummmmmm, no, how about you?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm honestly surprised at the lack of death attributed to these threads so far.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




It's time to bring back some old goodies.



http://imgur.com/gallery/Tqvkv

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

RareAcumen posted:

It's time to bring back some old goodies.




Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Pesto verde? Looks like poo poo but probably tastes like heaven.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Pesto verde? Looks like poo poo but probably tastes like heaven.

I'm assuming it tastes amazing but that's entirely way too much pesto.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

I'm assuming it tastes amazing but that's entirely way too much pesto.

I like green pesto so much I can eat it spread on a toast or by the spoon so this looks fine to me.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style



One I would totally crush, with much pain and regret:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Loose candy corn!

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Diabeetz living up to your name.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


There is a food cart around here that specializes in grilled peanut butter sandwiches. I was very leery at first of the spicy Thai prawn and peanut butter monstrosity but GOD drat if it wasn't the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

No pizza rules but :barf:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



.... What the gently caress? Was that mayo and corn? WHY 3 OLIVES

e:



:3:

cash crab has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Mar 11, 2016

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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cash crab posted:

WHY 3 OLIVES
:3:

Oh that was Three Olives?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Looks like a place near me only cleaner

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Thank you! I have been trying to find this video for a while. There are a couple more from the same place, I believe, that are even worse. I can not find those videos anymore either.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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My favorite was sloppily chopping the pizza instead of slicing it, because it apparently has the texture of an un-set cheesecake.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


#nopizzarules



http://lasvegasweekly.com/dining/2009/oct/22/pizza-glass-weeklys-pizza-cocktail-contest/

Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:04 on Mar 11, 2016

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Is there a practical reason to flip the pizza dough like that? Have I hosed up making pizza at home without flipping it and possibly ruining it? :ohdear:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

I... I think we might need to define a pizza rule

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Fallout: New Pizza looking good!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


deadly_pudding posted:

I... I think we might need to define a pizza rule

But pizza has been grandfathered in :ohdear:

http://www.brandeating.com/2016/02/dominos-chinas-new-pizza-is-topped-with-fish-shaped-fish-sticks.html :unsmigghh:

(would)

E: had to add this other fishy pizza

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deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

This one is kinda cute. I would probably on purpose eat a version of this that had tomato slices instead of whole cherry tomatoes, and like potato croquettes instead of fish sticks.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

cash crab posted:

.... What the gently caress? Was that mayo and corn?

No, it was catupiry, a kind of cheese that's similar to cream cheese. And corn. I have had this kind of pizza in Brazil and enjoyed it.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Hoover Dam posted:

No, it was catupiry, a kind of cheese that's similar to cream cheese. And corn. I have had this kind of pizza in Brazil and enjoyed it.

Realtalk I'd probably try it just to say I did.

I first saw that video in GBS, and was more horrified by the garbage being tossed in to the oven than anything else. Stuff looked like shredded bicycle tires.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



quote:

And they said it couldn’t be done. Or was it that it shouldn’t be done …? No matter.

THE SECOND ONE

Hiilai
Jun 13, 2009


#nocheesecakerules

:ughh:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Hiilai posted:



#nocheesecakerules

:ughh:

noooooooooooooooooooo

That's rice, cheese, and pizza sauce, isn't it.

Hiilai
Jun 13, 2009

TotalLossBrain posted:

noooooooooooooooooooo

That's rice, cheese, and pizza sauce, isn't it.

It's meatloaf, polenta and tomato sauce.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


How are you supposed to eat that? How do you even cut it?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Hiilai posted:

It's meatloaf, polenta and tomato sauce.

Cautiously 'would', then.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sakurazuka posted:

How are you supposed to eat that? How do you even cut it?

Pull the clams off then cut it, I guess it's mostly just to get the clam juice into the pizza during baking.

ServoMST3K
Nov 30, 2009

You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad prize inside

Plinkey posted:

Pull the clams off then cut it, I guess it's mostly just to get the clam juice into the pizza during baking.

If you pre-soak the clams in lemon juice overnight they're pretty easy to chew and swallow after a short bake in the oven. The shells are a good source of minerals from what my body tells me.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

ServoMST3K posted:

If you pre-soak the clams in lemon juice overnight they're pretty easy to chew and swallow after a short bake in the oven. The shells are a good source of minerals from what my body tells me.

I'll have to give this a whirl. I was just eating rocks to get the proper amount of minerals in my diet :downs:

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012



Chicken Catupiry Pizza owns and is a classic in Brazil. But putting only three olives is a crime.


drat, now I wanna order one.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I don't know where else to put this but I have a burning desire to share it so

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

:laffo: every time.

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