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Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
bonnet made out of coffee filters, dress made out of trash bags

can't fault him/her/it for resourcefulness

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

bonnet made out of coffee filters, dress made out of trash bags

can't fault him/her/it for resourcefulness

The Trash(wo?)man.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



At least they always have a doggy bag nearby for when they inevitably poo poo on things.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
some of these furry suits look really expensive

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

drguildo posted:

White people run everything.

Even marathons in Kenya?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Drunkboxer posted:

some of these furry suits look really expensive

You have a lot of disposable income when you're forever alone.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Captain Rufus posted:

I've seen grown rear end grey haired adults where I work loudly talking about the Jewish Conspiracy or bringing up chemtrails minutes after meeting someone.

A few years ago my wife found the perfect used car for her. It was the right year, color, had the features she wanted, etc. We talked to the salesmen about it and were excited about our potential purchase but he started to get weird when he asked me if I had an Xbox Kinect in my bedroom. I said no but he started rambling about how Israel had the ability to spy on anyone through any electronic device with a microphone or camera, had detailed records of everything that an electronic device recorded since 1998, and would become a global superpower within three years because "knowledge is power." Surprisingly, it wasn't an anti-jew conspiracy though as he was Jewish and told us it was his right as a Jew.

Functional people with jobs, families, and friends will tell you absolutely insane poo poo and expect you to take them seriously.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
That is most definitely an antisemetic conspiracy, it doesn't matter that he thought he was going to benefit from it.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Replace "the Jews" with"Microsoft and affiliates" and he's not even that wrong? Mics that stay live 24/7 and are connected to the internet, great item to put in your house!

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Colonel Cancer posted:

Replace "the Jews" with"Microsoft and affiliates" and he's not even that wrong? Mics that stay live 24/7 and are connected to the internet, great item to put in your house!

I guess I can add Jews and Microsoft on the list of Friends, family, co-workers, and neighbors that know how much I jerk off.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
How is it not legal to just execute furries?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Hey how many people in here have parents who found out about furries from that CSI episode? Mine warned me about them. :3:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

How is it not legal to just execute furries?
because street justice is illegal

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Pretty sure everyone obsessing over furries in this thread are actually furry themselves and trying really hard to keep up the facade of normality so their cool friends won't find out :furcry:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

symbolic posted:

because street justice is illegal

It's the justice we NEED!

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
Where's doodles

Or Literal Nazi Furry?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

error1 posted:

Pretty sure everyone obsessing over furries in this thread are actually furry themselves and trying really hard to keep up the facade of normality so their cool friends won't find out :furcry:

Much like the haterz of the Xbox and Michael Bay, they only mock that which they secretly aspire to.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

bonnet made out of coffee filters, dress made out of trash bags

can't fault him/her/it for resourcefulness

and yet you can't stop imagining them loving you

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
LNF aren't you the one who told us about Tumbles the Stairs Dragon?

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
I wouldn't be surprised if I was because that sounds like something I'd do

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
why did this forum stop purging furries again?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
we need the income

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pitdragon posted:

why did this forum stop purging furries again?
political correctness gone wild

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Zzulu posted:

we need the income

lowtax should make a furry subforum then wait for it to get really popular and become the go-to forum for furries on the net and then start banning 10% every month and since all their furry friends are there they'll have to pony up (no pun intended) another 10bux.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

we need the income

WHORES! THE LOT OF US! DIRTY WHORES!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im an furry

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



email me

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like furry, any furry intt. lets do sex

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


done

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

lonesomedwarf posted:

i like furry, any furry intt. lets do sex
wee woo wee woo, yiff police

you're under arrest, fleabag

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

symbolic posted:

wee woo wee woo, yiff police

you're under arrest, fleabag

thx for keeping an eye out while i was on break

Morshu
Sep 30, 2009

Attack monkey! Monkey attack!

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

and yet you can't stop imagining them loving you

can i gently caress the sergal in your avatar

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Morshu posted:

can i gently caress the sergal in your avatar

draw it or get it drawn and sure. i need a new av

Literal Nazi Furry fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 11, 2016

Morshu
Sep 30, 2009

Attack monkey! Monkey attack!

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

draw it or get it drawn and sure. i need a new av

ok post your fav artist and ill commission it

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Morshu posted:

ok post your fav artist and ill commission it

they're all either too expensive for the quality, have no open slots at the moment, or don't want to draw nazi stuff. if you can find one you're more than free. i always like having more av options since most of mine are growing old at this point

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Morshu posted:

can i gently caress the sergal in your avatar

Trap sprung, yiff-lord!

I had to look up what a sergal was-
It's a specific sparkle-wolf species with shark teeth and breastless females and whatnot. :eng99:

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



This thread has taken a weird turn, but I can't say its entirely unexpected.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Man Whore posted:

This thread has taken a weird turn, but I can't say its entirely unexpected.

Turns out GBS is the furry forum.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

pretty sure that the last time there was a furry mock thread it slowly turned into a furry thread and then everyone got banned

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

argondamn posted:

pretty sure that the last time there was a furry mock thread it slowly turned into a furry thread and then everyone got banned

nice i hope that happens here too

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