Muscle March Thread: Let's MSPaint Games related shit.

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style / art gimmick combo you want to see next This poll is closed.
Commodore 64 hi fi 16 colors Drawing goons drooling over anime (or muscle men)	35	20.71%
Everything in MSPaint Black and White and Undertale Characters	22	13.02%
CGA in CYMK tones and rising stars of gaming like Hololens and Star Citizen	36	21.30%
Only Purple and Waluigi and Kirby ship fiction	76	44.97%
Total:	169 votes

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The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:24

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# ? May 18, 2024 07:56

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 8 days!

Lurdiak posted:

You're thinking of the Vita.

theyre both dead

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:28

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

i own a wii u and a lot of good games for it and also two splatoon squid hats they were giving out in time square for splatoon's launch

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:31

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 8 days!

oddium posted:

i own a wii u and a lot of good games for it and also two splatoon squid hats they were giving out in time square for splatoon's launch

there are no games for it though

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:32

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Stux posted:

there are no games for it though

There are a lot, including 2015's GOTY Mario Maker.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:34

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Don't get Stux'd

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:36

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

I have never been trolled and never will be.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:44

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

In Training posted:

There are a lot, including 2015's GOTY Mario Maker.

Dunno why that's GOTY considering it's been around forever and is essentially the devs just saying, here kids, we got sick and tired of making mediocre platformers, how about you give it a try.

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

The Wii U was ruined by not having a Zelda or new Metroid game made for it. But that's just me talking out my rear end based on what I've read. My last console was a gamecube that I got in 2008 for 25 dollars. It was pretty good.

I'll buy a PS4 maybe if I get this fellowship I applied for. But then I need to purchase a TV.

:negative:

Why must things cost money.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:48

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 8 days!

In Training posted:

There are a lot, including 2015's GOTY Mario Maker.

thats not a game, its a romhack tool given an official release

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:49

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 8 days!

also such an incredible claim to make given that 2015s GOTY is bloodborne and there is nothing even close to unseating it.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:50

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

Ravane posted:

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

Yes, I Agree

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:51

FanaticalMilk: Mar 11, 2011

Ravane posted:

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

Is this something that even matters to most people?

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:52

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

sonic has always been superior to mario as his games have always had far more coherent plotlines

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:53

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Ravane posted:

Dunno why that's GOTY considering it's been around forever and is essentially the devs just saying, here kids, we got sick and tired of making mediocre platformers, how about you give it a try.

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

The Wii U was ruined by not having a Zelda or new Metroid game made for it. But that's just me talking out my rear end based on what I've read. My last console was a gamecube that I got in 2008 for 25 dollars. It was pretty good.

I'll buy a PS4 maybe if I get this fellowship I applied for. But then I need to purchase a TV.

Why must things cost money.

I don't think you even like video games...

# ? Mar 11, 2016 21:59

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Ravane posted:

Dunno why that's GOTY considering it's been around forever and is essentially the devs just saying, here kids, we got sick and tired of making mediocre platformers, how about you give it a try.

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

The Wii U was ruined by not having a Zelda or new Metroid game made for it. But that's just me talking out my rear end based on what I've read. My last console was a gamecube that I got in 2008 for 25 dollars. It was pretty good.

I'll buy a PS4 maybe if I get this fellowship I applied for. But then I need to purchase a TV.

Why must things cost money.

Do you live in a prison cell?

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:01

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Ravane posted:

Dunno why that's GOTY considering it's been around forever and is essentially the devs just saying, here kids, we got sick and tired of making mediocre platformers, how about you give it a try.

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

The Wii U was ruined by not having a Zelda or new Metroid game made for it. But that's just me talking out my rear end based on what I've read. My last console was a gamecube that I got in 2008 for 25 dollars. It was pretty good.

I'll buy a PS4 maybe if I get this fellowship I applied for. But then I need to purchase a TV.

Why must things cost money.

Lmao

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:03

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

FanaticalMilk posted:

Is this something that even matters to most people?

Mario kills koopas, goombas, lakitus left and right, but nobody ever thinks to ask why? At least watch_dogs Aiden thought he was doing the right thing.

In this Super Mario Brothers 3D World, an alien creature comes to town and is taken by bowser (why, who knows why?). So Mario and friends go on a genocide simply to save this alien creature. It's the equivalent of E.T. coming to that kid's house, but then the military takes ET for testing, and the kid goes rambo killing all military personnel whether they were involved or not. How do we know if that goomba had a family? Is bowser truly evil? What is his motivation? Perhaps his first born was a small baby koopa that was mistakenly stepped on by Mario, or perhaps one of Mario's pipes malfunctioned causing his child to drown, leading him to seek revenge?

These are the concepts I'd like the Mario-verse to explore.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:04

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Stux posted:

also such an incredible claim to make given that 2015s GOTY is bloodborne and there is nothing even close to unseating it.

That's true. They're two of my favorite games ever and I've been playing them on and off again for months (and in BBs case over a year at this point)

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:04

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Ravane posted:

Mario kills koopas, goombas, lakitus left and right, but nobody ever thinks to ask why? At least watch_dogs Aiden thought he was doing the right thing.

In this Super Mario Brothers 3D World, an alien creature comes to town and is taken by bowser (why, who knows why?). So Mario and friends go on a genocide simply to save this alien creature. It's the equivalent of E.T. coming to that kid's house, but then the military takes ET for testing, and the kid goes rambo killing all military personnel whether they were involved or not. How do we know if that goomba had a family? Is bowser truly evil? What is his motivation? Perhaps his first born was a small baby koopa that was mistakenly stepped on by Mario, or perhaps one of Mario's pipes malfunctioned causing his child to drown, leading him to seek revenge?

These are the concepts I'd like the Mario-verse to explore.

You have to be a Taint Reaper parachute account, you just have to be.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:06

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

8-Bit Scholar posted:

You have to be a Taint Reaper parachute account, you just have to be.

No, Taint Reaper is usually funny.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:08

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Ravane posted:

Dunno why that's GOTY considering it's been around forever and is essentially the devs just saying, here kids, we got sick and tired of making mediocre platformers, how about you give it a try.

Mario64 and maybe Sunshine are the last games that even had a plot that made sense.

The Wii U was ruined by not having a Zelda or new Metroid game made for it. But that's just me talking out my rear end based on what I've read. My last console was a gamecube that I got in 2008 for 25 dollars. It was pretty good.

I'll buy a PS4 maybe if I get this fellowship I applied for. But then I need to purchase a TV.

Why must things cost money.

look man i know you're sad you can't play video games but it's okay, we can get through this together

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:09

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

In Training posted:

No, Taint Reaper is usually funny.

Eh, let's not go crazy...

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:09

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

i'm going to play harvest moon a wonderful life and stardew valley at the same time and see which one is more charming

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:10

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

FanaticalMilk posted:

Is this something that even matters to most people?

Plot doesn't matter in platformers

this isn't an opinion this is a fact btw

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:11

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

In Training posted:

No, Taint Reaper is usually funny.

Sakurazuka posted:

Eh, let's not go crazy...

Taint Reap'd again...

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:12

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

Looper posted:

i'm going to play harvest moon a wonderful life and stardew valley at the same time and see which one is more charming

a wonderful life is slow, it's a whole different world of farming than stardew

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:12

Color Printer: May 9, 2011; You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...

Plot "matters" more in indie platformers and in games that are more action-y or adventure-y than platformers. That's basically it.

Looper posted:

i'm going to play harvest moon a wonderful life and stardew valley at the same time and see which one is more charming

Is Wonderful Life the one that was really dull or am I thinking of another gamecube one

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:12

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Macaluso posted:

Plot doesn't matter in platformers

this isn't an opinion this is a fact btw

Klonoa had a pretty cute story

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:13

The Colonel: Jun 8, 2013; I commute by bike!

i wanna play klonoa

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:13

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

The Colonel posted:

i wanna play klonoa

It's probably my favourite PS1 platformer, not that there was really a ton of competition on that console.
Well, there was a ton of bad, haven't worked 3D out yet competition.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:16

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Sakurazuka posted:

Klonoa had a pretty cute story

Platformers can have cute stories sure but you can still skip over them and the gameplay won't be hurt at all so they can also have bad stories and not matter

edit: Klonoa was a set of games that I missed out on but I always thought the mascot was cute

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:17

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I think the WiiU is a better console than the XBox One. Really, a PS4 and a WiiU are what should be plugged into your television, and if you can swing it, hook a computer up to the tele too.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:18

FanaticalMilk: Mar 11, 2011

The Colonel posted:

i wanna play klonoa

I think both GBA games are on the Virtual Console now. I remember the first GBA Klonoa being pretty dope.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:18

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

wheres that drat shadow the hedgehog

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:23

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

PSX Klonoa is really good but gets kinda annoying with its late game challenges so I never beat it

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:24

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Colonel posted:

i wanna play klonoa

klonoa wii is v good, also you can switch the voice acting to ps1 sounds instead of bad va so it's good thhat way too

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:24

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

8-Bit Scholar posted:

PSX Klonoa is really good but gets kinda annoying with its late game challenges so I never beat it

I beat it, rescued all the things and did the super hard extra level. Two or three times. I loved that game.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:26

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

klonoa 2 is inferior but still good

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:27

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euiA3kp7u4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzrAyqLGvgI

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:32

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# ? May 18, 2024 07:56

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Wasn't' there a Wii remake for it I think?

Also that extra bonus level after unlocking everything. Goddamn that is probably the hardest level and requires you to do some advanced techs with Klonoa to pull it off.

# ? Mar 11, 2016 22:35

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