PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

No one has ever been that excited about Reno :geno:

# ? Mar 12, 2016 04:42

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:57

The Ferret King: Nov 23, 2003; cluck cluck

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

every time.

The best part about this parody menu is that the creator had initially registered guysamericankitchenandbar.com and it was just 1 page with this menu. Guy's American Kitchen & Bar was Fieri's new Time Square restaurant location at the time.

Doesn't look like it's up anymore.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 05:28

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

My grandmother was at least !!! excited about Reno. I wish she could have lived to see that menu.

Also, someone change my name to Football: The Meal

e:

(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

cash crab has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Mar 12, 2016

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:

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# ? Mar 12, 2016 06:22

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

GIS had no idea what those are, and neither do I

# ? Mar 12, 2016 07:54

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:

Aren't these persimmons?

# ? Mar 12, 2016 08:00

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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They look like disease.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 08:02

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Oh hey, I completely forgot about these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngMX-Imwitw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOnjm9MU7pY

It's a delightful cooking show for 95% of it. Then the last little bit happens and it all goes to hell. Plus now it's kind of up its own rear end with plotlines and stuff.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 08:13

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

I hope DIO is making breads

# ? Mar 12, 2016 08:21

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:

They look like improperly dried figs... Maybe?

# ? Mar 12, 2016 09:18

Vicodiva: Sep 27, 2012

Tiggum posted:

As promised, I have returned with "bio cheese".

I don't know what it has to do with faith-based fasting, but other than that it all seems pretty straight-forward. Well, except for the "vegan flavours" listed in the ingredients. But whatever those are, they're not animal products, gluten, soy, lactose, palm oil or genetically modified.

Bit of a grave-dig perhaps but "faith based fasting" probably means something like it's "canon legal" for the Eastern Orthodox type of fasting. Lenten fasting rules mean no dairy, eggs, any animal with a backbone, olive oil, and wine - if one is to go by the strictest rule.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 10:20

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
Egalite
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Strict kosher Jews can probably also enjoy a cheeseburger with vegan cheese.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 15:41

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

every time.

Was this based off of FYAD's Wayne Gretzkys guy fieri menu? It's even written similarly but it's obviously not him.

quote:

Guy Fieri’s Rock-N-Roll Sushi BBQ

Seven Hamurai Roll $8.99

Sea weeds wrapped around five chicken nuggetz inside a Soy Sauce Toaster Struedle marinated in honey mayo, mayo, spice mayo, mayo mayo and hairs from a brave dog that got shot by the pig police for trying to bite president obama to stop letting gay people get in the army.

Lumberjack Snack $113.95

Guy Fieri’s signature snack dish! Doritos, whip cream, caramel, and root beer injected into a Hot Pocket drained and stuffed with the signature ingredients. This slow cooked, oven roasted delight comes with a TAPOUT T-shirt, with Quenten Rampayge Jacksen’s autograph on the back.

Let The Sushis Hit Your Mouth $13.45

One: nothing wrong with rice. Two: nothing wrong with hot dogs. Three: nothing wrong with spaghetti noodles. Four: nothing wrong with Rock Star Energy Drink Glaze and then it gets fried and served inside a miniature custom Jesse James Hogster Chopper driven to your table by a real life Midget with a tattoo of a loving Eagle on his hosed up midget neck

# ? Mar 12, 2016 16:58

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

All Fiery places have absolutely retarded menus, usually with disappointing results discussed by various reviews. The recipes in this mockery aren't all that different from the real garbage Guy Fieri serves to naive people.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 01:56

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They look like improperly dried figs... Maybe?

I have no loving clue, they look like sea slugs to me.

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# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:16

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

I HOPE it's a plate of mushrooms, but I don't even believe that.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:17

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I like the little carrot boat.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:19

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

cash crab posted:

I like the little carrot boat.

Carrot Sycee :eng101:

Sycee is an old chinese currency and would be silver or gold ignots. That's a Chinese dish of sea cucumber. Never had it, never want to.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:36

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Megabound posted:

Carrot Sycee

Sycee is an old chinese currency and would be silver or gold ignots. That's a Chinese dish of sea cucumber. Never had it, never want to.

Sycee were never tied to gold, and it never managed to gain official status under Qin rule.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:47

FractionMan: Dec 24, 2003; Bringing back the balls to Rock

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

every time.

I once showed this to a Guy Fieri fan who tried to defend it, thinking it was real.

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:28

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

cash crab posted:

I haven't seen a single live-action show on adult swim that wasn't terrible.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I am sad now

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:36

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Picnic Princess posted:

I am sad now

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

every time.

Still better than the real restaurant.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 05:43

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was this based off of FYAD's Wayne Gretzkys guy fieri menu? It's even written similarly but it's obviously not him.

The content was stolen from a bunch of different people on Twitter: http://gawker.com/5985609/why-we-cant-have-nice-things-that-hilarious-fake-guy-fieri-menu-is-just-a-bunch-of-stolen-twitter-jokes

# ? Mar 13, 2016 06:08

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 08:06

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Rock bottom would be the Cool Ranch variant, there's hope yet for this wayward son (not much tho)

# ? Mar 13, 2016 10:37

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

I have no loving clue, they look like sea slugs to me.

This thing looks like something out of an Alien sequel, like it's about ready to hop up and pull a Michigan J. Frog sequence.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 10:59

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Megabound posted:

Carrot Sycee

Sycee is an old chinese currency and would be silver or gold ignots. That's a Chinese dish of sea cucumber. Never had it, never want to.

Sea cucumber is like dragonfruit - its bizarre outside totally doesn't match its rather mild flavour. I think it (sea cucumber) is used more for its gelatinous texture. At least you don't have to look it in the eyes as you eat it.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 12:32

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:

That is a plate of nipples.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:10

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCmCJPlxCTI

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:20

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cyberia posted:

The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: This is what rock bottom looks like

# ? Mar 13, 2016 16:32

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Tiggum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCmCJPlxCTI

Haha, you can link at least half the creations she makes. I love that channel.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 18:00

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Brawnfire posted:

My favorite was sloppily chopping the pizza instead of slicing it, because it apparently has the texture of an un-set cheesecake.

My favourite was the comment that earnestly wished that the creators of the pizza would get zika.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:24

Squidtamer DA: Jun 3, 2007; Squirts ink when provoked

Scathach posted:

I have no loving clue, they look like sea slugs to me.

Sea cucumber. I've had it before in a soup, courtesy of my aunt wanting to be fancy and ordering a bunch of traditional Chinese fancy-food, and it's by far one of the worst things I've ever eaten. It was gelatinous, tough to chew and the best way to describe the taste was like hot plastic, but worse. Also, they breathe and eat using their butt.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 20:00

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Squidtamer DA posted:

they breathe and eat using their butt

new thread title tia

# ? Mar 13, 2016 20:07

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

JohnnyCanuck posted:

That is a plate of nipples.

Dude, this is just like my opinion, but maybe you should go see a doctor.

Agreeing with The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: they breathe and eat using their butt

# ? Mar 13, 2016 20:15

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I wanna play

Choose poo poo.

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QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Does anyone have the "what is waiting for my boyfriend" picture?

# ? Mar 14, 2016 07:07

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