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moonraker: Oct 29, 2015

I am crestfallen no one even noticed the arms are also the legs are the rest of the science in this . Life of a artists can be cruel in such a serious world as this . But don't cry for me I shall carry on just light a candle for me once a year on this day

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:48

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:35

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Oh chris, you so crazeh!

Was this from what he wrote in response to the Escapist article, or is this new? I apologize for asking, it's just that I never do anymore than vaguely skim over any Chris Robert's content, as it's always stuff my brain immediately rejects during garbage collection.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Crapirks.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:51

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

moonraker posted:

I am crestfallen no one even noticed the arms are also the legs are the rest of the science in this . Life of a artists can be cruel in such a serious world as this . But don't cry for me I shall carry on just light a candle for me once a year on this day

I noticed this earlier and yes it is horrifying

# ? Mar 13, 2016 02:53

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

boviscopophobic posted:

Star Citizen patch 2.2.2 is working as intended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A35v7opSuR0

4th Stimpire confirmed for Star Citizen!

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:00

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

XK posted:

Was this from what he wrote in response to the Escapist article, or is this new? I apologize for asking, it's just that I never do anymore than vaguely skim over any Chris Robert's content, as it's always stuff my brain immediately rejects during garbage collection.

It's from his Escapist reply.

It was apparently the product of multiple rewrites over the course of 12 hours.

Multiple rewrites.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:03

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:04

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

I literally just wrote this code. And it works. This is real life.

code:

	
void Update () {

        if (Input.GetButton("PaaarpHorn")) {
            availablePaaarp += PaaarpAccumulationDelta();

        } else if (Input.GetButtonUp("PaaarpHorn")) {
            paaarpHornSound.Play();
            PaaarpRigidbodiesInRange(transform.position, paaarpRadius);

        } else if (availablePaaarp > Mathf.Epsilon)
        {
            availablePaaarp -= PaaarpAccumulationDelta();
        }

}

What I am become?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:08

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Toops posted:

What I am become?

The instantiator of Paarps, the inheriter of Horns.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:09

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Toops posted:

I literally just wrote this code. And it works. This is real life.

code:

	
void Update () {

        if (Input.GetButton("PaaarpHorn")) {
            availablePaaarp += PaaarpAccumulationDelta();

        } else if (Input.GetButtonUp("PaaarpHorn")) {
            paaarpHornSound.Play();
            PaaarpRigidbodiesInRange(transform.position, paaarpRadius);

        } else if (availablePaaarp > Mathf.Epsilon)
        {
            availablePaaarp -= PaaarpAccumulationDelta();
        }

}

What I am become?

You are become Dreams.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:10

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

G0RF posted:

It's from his Escapist reply.

It was apparently the product of multiple rewrites over the course of 12 hours.

Multiple rewrites.

OK, yeah, I'm very familiar with the meta story of that literary escapade. It's just I tried to start reading it one time, then got a paragraph in and started scrolling down to see how long it was, skimming a little along the way, and I decided I would never read that loving mess.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:11

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Also, you guys. Serious talk. What happen to :pgabz:

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:11

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Like, is he ok?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:12

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Toops posted:

Like, is he ok?

I told him to clip out the back of the wank pod, and try ramming into ships after jumping out of the captain's chair. Due to an extraordinary glitch, he's ended up being actually ejected into deep space.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:15

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Toops posted:

code:

PaaarpRigidbodiesInRange(transform.position, paaarpRadius);

What I am become?

Do the birds respond to the paaarp? Is the paaarp a weapon?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:19

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Toops posted:

Like, is he ok?

Yup

Just been busy, still reading though, and SC wants another update and gently caress that.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:19

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Anyone have a link to the original post about the Fourth Stimpire?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:20

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

peter gabriel posted:

Yup
Just been busy, still reading though, and SC wants another update and gently caress that.

Glad to see you survived your ejection into the Stimpire.

Since we're in a free fly weekend, would anyone else like to see Red Letter Media's Previously Recorded do a live stream of Star Citizen?

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:22

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Anyone have a link to the original post about the Fourth Stimpire?

I'm sure someone who has the actual screenshots will post them soon, but to tide you over here's the first 3200 characters

https://www.libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?ol.oxsc156

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:24

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Anyone have a link to the original post about the Fourth Stimpire?

Mirificus posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310241/the-sickening-and-heartbreaking-truths-of-the-fourth-stimpire

Not sure if it's the original one or not.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:24

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Anyone have a link to the original post about the Fourth Stimpire?

The original thread was deleted so here's an Archive link: https://archive.is/yDd3H

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:29

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

peter gabriel posted:

Yup
Just been busy, still reading though, and SC wants another update and gently caress that.

Ok thank God. We're doing fine, just want to make sure you're ok due to that seriously real horrible thing that became of your neighbor.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:30

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

XK posted:

Do the birds respond to the paaarp? Is the paaarp a weapon?

Any rididbody is effected by the paaarp. That includes our avian allies, so be careful commandos, because yes indeed, the Neutron Paaarp Horn is a weapon.

I'll have demo footage for you guys ready for Monday's Weekly Dev Update. I'm tweaking it now, it's already pretty drat funny. And effective.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:33

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

orcinus posted:

The instantiator of Paarps, the inheriter of Horns.

This is my dream. It is my nightmare.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:35

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

octopode please share with us your latest thoughts about shooty space game star citizen

# ? Mar 13, 2016 03:52

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

"the worst kind of electricity"

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:03

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

"the worst kind of electricity"

And explosive grenades.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:06

beep_boop: Feb 2, 2016

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Last one,honest.

Looks like he forgot to purchase his direct-to-nipple stimpire VR kit though.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:08

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

"the worst kind of electricity"

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:10

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

New levels indeed.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:17

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

"There was Sodom, named after sodomy, and Gomorrah, named after an even weirder move"

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:24

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

XK posted:

Glad to see you survived your ejection into the Stimpire.

Since we're in a free fly weekend, would anyone else like to see Red Letter Media's Previously Recorded do a live stream of Star Citizen?

Please do.. nothing would make my dead ex wife happier.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:26

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

orcinus posted:

New levels indeed.

Mapplethorpe has a series of coloring books for kids in the Stimpire.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:29

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

XK posted:

Glad to see you survived your ejection into the Stimpire.

Since we're in a free fly weekend, would anyone else like to see Red Letter Media's Previously Recorded do a live stream of Star Citizen?

That would be loving incredible

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:29

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beexoffel posted:

Also, this dude's conversation with his computer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3JXuxFrJGg

Oh man these are absolutely brilliant! Thanks for sharing this.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:30

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...e-and-australia

At first:
This is a serious concern and not a angry rant and/or troll posting.

Dear trolls, please keep it civil. This thread is not intended to become toxic.

Back to topic...

As per Stretch Goal $25,000,000 CIG promised remote servers in Europe and Australia.
2 years and 4 months later, nothing happened yet. :/
I think, it's time to fulfill this Stretch Goal now.

"Stretch Goal
$25,000,000
Read chairman's letter

Enhanced Alpha � We will use additional funding to build a wider alpha test than we had originally intended for the first phase of Star Citizen�s launch.

The initial plan was to first launch servers in North America and then expand to areas such as Europe and Australia to decrease latency in these areas, perfecting the game as we improve the experience around the world. This funding will allow us to invest in a wider infrastructure for our early testing, spinning up remote servers earlier.

Hitting this goal will also allow us to increase the number of remaining alpha slots. Extra alpha slots not only means more Star Citizens will travel the �verse at launch, but that we will receive more feedback and more stress testing. This in turn will allow us to better balance and enhance the Star Citizen experience!"

Want to bet on how many servers they gonna put up after this request?

I bet 0.

paaarp

These people just don't get it.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:40

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Guess I didn't realize it, but all the servers are NA only?

I can't imagine the immersion for those other folks if true.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 04:48

Haskell9: Sep 23, 2008; post it live; The Great Twist

D_Smart posted:

ahahahaha! sitting in Confluence and Jira

There's an actual dude to shoot and I can't go there wtf.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 05:00

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:35

Haskell9: Sep 23, 2008; post it live; The Great Twist

The thread shows +1 with the last post bearing my name, but the actual post I made is invisible? Weird. Edited: ..and now it appears. Forums weirdness, probably related to that poor unfortunate bastard trying to make Radium's spaghetti into professional code.

Haskell9 fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Mar 13, 2016

# ? Mar 13, 2016 05:06

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