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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Getting off meth by switching to LSD is a pretty popular one.

uh excuse me that was heroin tyvm
:goonsay:

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

There are like a handful of drugs that are cool to do at least occasionally and about a million others that are either knock-offs or loving terrible for you

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kit Walker posted:

There are like a handful of drugs that are cool to do at least occasionally and about a million others that are either knock-offs or loving terrible for you

Can a dude on the spectrum get a list?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Good every day:

Weed
Alcohol
Amphetamine
Kratom
Mushrooms (low dose)
Prescribed opioids
Dragonfly

Good occasionally:

Xannies
Mushrooms/acid (high dose)
2C-X and other amphetamine derivatives
MDMA and other related compounds
DXM
Ketamine
Cocaine
Heroin

Usually bad:

Nightshade
PCP
Anything with a needle except insulin
Freebase cocaine
Methamphetamine
Fake weed alternatives

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Good: hugs

Bad: drugs

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Hugs are now classified as a "bad touch" and can get you arrested.

Thanks Obama.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
Good:



Bad:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Good: hugs

Bad: drugs

My homie have you tried hugs while you're high? They're amaaaaazing.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Trig Discipline posted:

My homie have you tried drugs while you're high? They're amaaaaazing.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Darth123123 posted:

Can a dude on the spectrum get a list?

Weed, shrooms, acid, MDMA. Alcohol is pretty terrible in terms of killing people and ruining lives but it's an excellent social lubricant

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

you can tell a man's goodness by whether his hair lies to the side of THE LORD or to the side of SATAN

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

sweeperbravo posted:

you can tell a man's goodness by whether his hair lies to the side of THE LORD or to the side of SATAN

Also, crewnecks are the devil's neckline

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

logikv9 posted:

the young turks are not young at all i demand a refund

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

you can tell a man's goodness by whether his hair lies to the side of THE LORD or to the side of SATAN

Just checked my own hair and hail satan I guess.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You can always tell whether you're good or evil by looking in a mirror.

Mirrors are portals to the other universe, so you're whoever you see's opposite.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Aphrodite posted:

You can always tell whether you're good or evil by looking in a mirror.

Mirrors are portals to the other universe, so you're whoever you see's opposite.

Wow, I must actually be really thin and handsome then.


:smith:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
The me that lives in the flourescent light dimension looks like she's had a pretty rough life, I feel bad for her

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Trig Discipline posted:

Just checked my own hair and hail satan I guess.

yeah i'm also a satan head

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I guess being bald makes me an atheist?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

yeah i'm also a satan head

:hfive: let's sacrifice a goat and then sodomize each other while listening to death metal

Hey this satan thing is actually pretty sweet, why aren't more people in on this?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Trig Discipline posted:

:hfive: let's sacrifice a goat and then sodomize each other while listening to death metal

Hey this satan thing is actually pretty sweet, why aren't more people in on this?

I can see the acid background of our music video.


The Lone Badger posted:

I guess being bald makes me an atheist?

Jesus' love can bring that hair back, you know!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Shbobdb posted:


Dragonfly

Wanna meet the person who's 24h on -DragonFLY.

So I can lay flowers on their grave.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Kit Walker posted:

Alcohol is pretty terrible in terms of killing people and ruining lives but it's an excellent social lubricant

a man swerves toward the oncoming lane and into another car. taking his phone light out and running over to the wrecked car he spies a mother and her two children. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried being an alcoholic"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Machai posted:

a man swerves toward the oncoming lane and into another car. taking his phone light out and running over to the wrecked car he spies a mother and her two children. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried being an alcoholic"

She croaks back, "South....ern. Comfort." and expires.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

sweeperbravo posted:

you can tell a man's goodness by whether his hair lies to the side of THE LORD or to the side of SATAN

Love that the "good Christian" has all the proper Aryan race traits

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburgh is slightly larger than Europe.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

Wow, I must actually be really thin and handsome then.


:smith:

And your cats have girlfriends.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kit Walker posted:

Weed, shrooms, acid, MDMA. Alcohol is pretty terrible in terms of killing people and ruining lives but it's an excellent social lubricant

No that hurts like a motherfucker just use ky.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karate Bastard posted:

No that hurts like a motherfucker just use ky.

Apparently I've been using the phrase "whiskey dick" completely wrong all these years.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently I've been using the phrase "whiskey dick" completely wrong all these years.

FYI it's an excellent spermicide

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Travis343 posted:

how is TCC not just a single post that says "smoke weed" like what other discussion about drugs do you even need to have.

Because TCC is different from BYOB

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Because TCC is different from BYOB

yes TCC is funny sometimes

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Martman posted:

Can someone make a chart of frequent CineD posters ranking them by their ratio of probations/bans to posts? Then we can finally find out who is right about movies.

CelticPredator posted:

Unless I missed it, I seem to be clean. So that makes me the rightest about movies.

Martman posted:

No, I meant the person with the most probations is the best poster. Because the mods are obviously playing along with all the trolls pretending to like movies in the movie forum.

Hat Thoughts posted:

A completely clean rap sheet is in fact, an indicator of posting cowardice.

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

Teach me your ways. I want to grow posting balls.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Mar 16, 2016

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Context: a GBS thread about "Men Going Their Own Way," an Internet phenomenon consisting of really insecure dudes who, among other things, obsess about "alpha males," or "Chads" to use their parlance, stealing all the women

Mr Toes posted:

Stupid whores - I mean, why don't they go for the friendly dude who's also a psychotically violent knight protector! Never mind, though, 'cause I don't think the MGTOW group could collectively crush a stick of celery, never mind the bull-like neck of a fully mature, charging Chad.

King Vidiot posted:

Those loving charging chads got me every time in super mario world

many johnnys posted:

A typical chad exerting his privilege over the most disadvantaged group: the short fat autistic italian male.


BlueKingBar
Jan 25, 2016

Hey guys let's just literally never talk to me again maybe that'll fix things
From the funny pictures thread:

Detective Thompson posted:

I enjoy bird conflict.


Indigo Cephalopods posted:

long live the king

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Gatekeeper posted:

i was datin a nice single mama for a few months and one day I finally got to "meet" her small babby daughter and she was like "you wanna hold her?" and without really thinkin i just said "nah I can see it fine from here" and that was our last date, didn't really hear from her again lol

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Jmcrofts posted:

Nothing can top the fish and lobster car:



They sing and dance to music.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I am incredibly mad that my search for both "cocktail sauce car" and "tartar sauce car" did not provide any themed automobiles. I'm forced to agree that the fish and lobster car can not be adequately topped.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Q: now that AIs have owned Go what game should they learn next

A:

Smythe posted:

Russian roulette

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Exinos posted:

Wizards basically exist to put tits on things and inspire art on vans.

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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
I'm more partial toward

DARPA posted:

Now that a computer has proved to be better than a human at Go, what game will hn posters flock to for smugging?
Difficulty: must be able to describe the game as 'beautiful'

fritz posted:

the most dangerous one

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