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pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!
Yeah the Clip/Clip+ could record audio notes.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I was in Hummpub last Friday and there was a guy called Mirtti there who got really angry because he'd paid six euros for three video clips of women doing the porn on his Nokia dumb phone but he got three video clips of the same woman doing porn and somehow that was unacceptable so he raved a bit and then tried to sell everyone stolen goods.

I'm just shocked that a) someone is still selling porn and b) yeah see a.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

flosofl posted:

Why? They're not even remotely comparable devices besides they both can play music. One's a media player, the other is basically a pocket computer with a touchscreen.

Why not? Computer stuff is supposed to get better and cheaper.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I was in Hummpub last Friday and there was a guy called Mirtti there who got really angry because he'd paid six euros for three video clips of women doing the porn on his Nokia dumb phone but he got three video clips of the same woman doing porn and somehow that was unacceptable so he raved a bit and then tried to sell everyone stolen goods.

I'm just shocked that a) someone is still selling porn and b) yeah see a.


Like, for just normal loving, who pays for that? I mean, when you get to a point of jerking off to women throwing garbage out of the window of a coal-tuned Volkswagen Jetta TDI while driving through the woods, then you've got to pay up.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sinestro posted:

Like, for just normal loving, who pays for that? I mean, when you get to a point of jerking off to women throwing garbage out of the window of a coal-tuned Volkswagen Jetta TDI while driving through the woods, then you've got to pay up.

Unless you know a place.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Not that I do.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

AlphaKretin posted:

I do a double take every time credit cards come up online, I'm not sure if the US is behind or Australia is ahead for once (ahaha as if).
The US (and Canada to a lesser degree) is way behind on a lot of banking and payment related things compared, mostly due to banks enjoying the status quo and being reluctant to make any investments in new systems when they can just rake in the money instead.

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

titties posted:

I still have my 32" flatscreen Trinitron CRT from 2003 and I probably always will because maybe in 10 years I will want to play nintendo. And also because that model has to weigh 300 lbs.

Back in the mid 90's, my parents bought a 36" Trinitron. When they divorced in 2005, my mom got the house and the Trinitron (presumably because my dad didn't want to move the thing), which was in their second-story bedroom. A year later, she roped my now-husband and her then-boyfriend into moving this fucker, which was set on the chest of drawers in her room, five feet off the ground. It took a good twenty minutes of maneuvering and heaving just to get it on solid ground, My mom seriously did not loving believe them when they told her how heavy it was and she kept saying, "Well, [my dad] managed to get it up here all by himself, I don't understand how you guys are having such a hard time!" They threatened to drop it off of the balcony from her room.

Anyway, I recently went to her house to visit and lo and behold, there it is front and center in the living room, the old hernia-maker herself. It lived in the attic for ten years and the constant fluctuations in temp and humidity made the plastic casing so brittle that it just crumbled at the touch, but dammit, it still worked, and when her boyfriend left and took their LCD, down it came from the attic (I still don't know how they got it down; gravity, presumably.)



I texted my husband this picture and his only response was a very angry emoji.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares




gently caress printers.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Potato Salad posted:



gently caress printers.

I dunno, printers are pretty OK, maybe you shouldn't walk 5 miles carrying one.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Potato Salad posted:



gently caress printers.
Pretty sure we used to have that one, or one from the LBP series at least. Never worked right. You had to turn it on like an hour before you wanted to print or it'd give you some sort of scan unit error 90% of the time. I guess it was meant for an office setting.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

pastor of muppets posted:

...year later, she roped my now-husband and her then-boyfriend into moving this fucker...

I had to read this three times before I realized they were two different people.

Or are you married to your mom's old boyfriend?

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Krispy Kareem posted:

I had to read this three times before I realized they were two different people.

Or are you married to your mom's old boyfriend?

If they had been one person there's no loving way that TV was going anywhere. :byewhore:

Epilogue: Last time I went down there to visit, the TV was finally out on the curb. All of the video inputs stopped working at once and my mom bought an LED. Apparently it had been out there for weeks because the garbage collectors refused to take it away. It may still be out there for all I know.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



pastor of muppets posted:

If they had been one person there's no loving way that TV was going anywhere. :byewhore:

Epilogue: Last time I went down there, to visit, the TV was finally out on the curb. All of the video inputs stopped working at once and my mom bought an LED. Apparently it had been out there for weeks because the garbage collectors refused to take it away. It may still be out there for all I know.

These days, you'll need to find an electronics drop off for disposal. A lot of them won't take CRTs, the your township/county will typically have a contract with *someone* that will accept them for electronic recycling.

Someone will still need to load that into a vehicle.

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Yeah, I'm not sure how hard they've tried to get rid of it. My feeling is that my brother will get sick of looking at it and bribe a few of his friends into helping haul it away. It'll be interesting to see if it's still there when I go visit again in a couple weeks.

RIP the best N64 machine there ever was

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

pastor of muppets posted:

If they had been one person there's no loving way that TV was going anywhere. :byewhore:

Epilogue: Last time I went down there to visit, the TV was finally out on the curb. All of the video inputs stopped working at once and my mom bought an LED. Apparently it had been out there for weeks because the garbage collectors refused to take it away. It may still be out there for all I know.

Well I guess an LED is nice to look at. Very low power consumption, too!

pastor of muppets
Aug 21, 2007

We were somewhere around the Living Hive, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Notoriously low resolution, though :downsrim:

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

pastor of muppets posted:

Back in the mid 90's, my parents bought a 36" Trinitron. When they divorced in 2005, my mom got the house and the Trinitron (presumably because my dad didn't want to move the thing), which was in their second-story bedroom. A year later, she roped my now-husband and her then-boyfriend into moving this fucker, which was set on the chest of drawers in her room, five feet off the ground. It took a good twenty minutes of maneuvering and heaving just to get it on solid ground, My mom seriously did not loving believe them when they told her how heavy it was and she kept saying, "Well, [my dad] managed to get it up here all by himself, I don't understand how you guys are having such a hard time!" They threatened to drop it off of the balcony from her room.

Anyway, I recently went to her house to visit and lo and behold, there it is front and center in the living room, the old hernia-maker herself. It lived in the attic for ten years and the constant fluctuations in temp and humidity made the plastic casing so brittle that it just crumbled at the touch, but dammit, it still worked, and when her boyfriend left and took their LCD, down it came from the attic (I still don't know how they got it down; gravity, presumably.)



I texted my husband this picture and his only response was a very angry emoji.

Friend of mine got a loving 50" CRT as a gift from some friend of his who no longer wanted it. We were poor college kids so gently caress yeah, BIG SCREEN for free?

It took us all day just to get it from the back of the truck into our first-floor apartment building. But man, what a great, huge picture.

Then the next year, we move to a different apartment. And of course, its on the 3rd loving floor. :stare: Oh god.

We get some friends to help us, and we're all throwing our backs into it, but even then that fucker was so heavy we had to take it one single stair at a time. Lift, move, set down. Lift, move, set down. We ended up constructing temporary ramps in the stairwell and poo poo, just to get that god drat TV upstairs.

Finally when we were ready to move out of that apartment, we just said gently caress it. No way we were moving that thing 3 stories again. We nearly killed ourselves trying to get it up there. So we craigslist the thing and say that anybody can have it for free if they just take the thing off our hands and get it out of there.

So this guy calls up very soon, and he wants the thing. We tell him its so heavy you need friends to move it, but he says he's got it. We insist, no, you need to bring somebody.

So this guy shows up looking like a goddamned American Gladiator. He's got some lanky friend with him, and no joke he just says "This TV?" and we say yes, and the dude just picks it up and throws it over his shoulder like nothing and walks down the stairs to his truck. His friend just kinda watches and smiles at us and then off they go.

That was the day I met superman.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Parents still have their Panasonic GAOO 70 from the mid-90s. I think it required one repair (probably something stupid like caps) and works fine to this day. Looks like this:



Jmcrofts posted:

I love old mp3 players. Anyone else own one of these?



Inside was a 5gb micro hard drive, which was a massive failure point. I went through like 3 of them that luckily Creative covered under warranty.

Couple years later they started using flash, and I got one of these bad boys:



It could play video!!! (but only if you converted it to some obscure file format, and also they took up like half of the thing's tiny amount of storage space)

Oh I almost missed the MP3 player chat again! Here's my Zen that I still use to this day with aux inputs everywhere. It's on its first ebay battery but otherwise works perfectly:




More space than my phone too.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Anywhere else had these cards for payphones in the 90s?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mobby_6kl posted:

Oh I almost missed the MP3 player chat again! Here's my Zen that I still use to this day with aux inputs everywhere. It's on its first ebay battery but otherwise works perfectly:




More space than my phone too.

This was my second MP3 player, I loved it until he day the hard drive went kaput on me.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The TSA-approved locks for your luggage.

quote:

In a spectacular failure of a “back door” designed to give law enforcement exclusive access to private places, hackers have made the “master keys” for Transportation Security Administration-recognized luggage locks available to anyone with a 3D printer.

The TSA-recognized luggage locks were a much-vaunted solution to a post-9/11 conundrum: how to let people lock their luggage, on the one hand, but let the TSA inspect it without resorting to bolt cutters, on the other.

When the locks were first introduced in 2003, TSA official Ken Lauterstein described them as part of the agency’s efforts to develop “practical solutions that contribute toward our goal of providing world-class security and world-class customer service.”

Now that they’ve been hacked, however, TSA says it doesn’t really care one way or another.

“The reported ability to create keys for TSA-approved suitcase locks from a digital image does not create a threat to aviation security,” wrote TSA spokesperson Mike England in an email to The Intercept.

“These consumer products are ‘peace of mind’ devices, not part of TSA’s aviation security regime,” England wrote.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Zaphod42 posted:

Friend of mine got a loving 50" CRT... That was the day I met superman.

Having owned and moved a 40 in CRT I think you may have met God that day

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Zaphod42 posted:

Friend of mine got a loving 50" CRT as a gift from some friend of his who no longer wanted it. We were poor college kids so gently caress yeah, BIG SCREEN for free?

It took us all day just to get it from the back of the truck into our first-floor apartment building. But man, what a great, huge picture.

Then the next year, we move to a different apartment. And of course, its on the 3rd loving floor. :stare: Oh god.

We get some friends to help us, and we're all throwing our backs into it, but even then that fucker was so heavy we had to take it one single stair at a time. Lift, move, set down. Lift, move, set down. We ended up constructing temporary ramps in the stairwell and poo poo, just to get that god drat TV upstairs.

Finally when we were ready to move out of that apartment, we just said gently caress it. No way we were moving that thing 3 stories again. We nearly killed ourselves trying to get it up there. So we craigslist the thing and say that anybody can have it for free if they just take the thing off our hands and get it out of there.

So this guy calls up very soon, and he wants the thing. We tell him its so heavy you need friends to move it, but he says he's got it. We insist, no, you need to bring somebody.

So this guy shows up looking like a goddamned American Gladiator. He's got some lanky friend with him, and no joke he just says "This TV?" and we say yes, and the dude just picks it up and throws it over his shoulder like nothing and walks down the stairs to his truck. His friend just kinda watches and smiles at us and then off they go.

That was the day I met superman.

Need a video of that, with the hulk hogan real american hero song behind it.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Yeah, 3d printing doesn't change much because the criminals already had the keys.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

mobby_6kl posted:

Oh I almost missed the MP3 player chat again! Here's my Zen that I still use to this day with aux inputs everywhere. It's on its first ebay battery but otherwise works perfectly:




More space than my phone too.

This was my first one. I still have it, but I would need to get a new battery for it. It was a really great piece of tech, and surprisingly durable. It slipped out of my hands one day at school, then bounced off my foot and slid 5m across the floor into a wall, and it didn't even care. To be honest, I'm not sure why I didn't use it longer, I ended up getting a Creative Zen Vision, which really wasn't as good. That one stopped turning on after about 2 years.

I was also one of the few people who bought the Zune. I had a red 80GB model, and that worked pretty well. It wasn't too expensive, and was also fairly durable, surviving a dropped motorcycle at 80km/h without missing a beat. I did end up frying the battery by using it almost exclusively in my car, hooked up to an FM transmitter (which connects to the cigarette lighter and charges the Zune at the same time), and when I RMA'd it, it came back and the battery was even worse. It lasted 3 years. It was a replacement for my previous device, the Archos 605.

The Archos 605 was an absolute turd. It had a nice screen, played video as well as audio, and could connect to the internet over WiFi. The screen stopped working after 3 months, so I returned it and got a replacement. The screen on that one went blank after 2 months. Everything felt nice, but the quality of the device itself was GARBAGE.

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Tunicate posted:

Yeah, 3d printing doesn't change much because the criminals already had the keys.

Yes: they all worked for the TSA.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Iron Crowned posted:

This was my second MP3 player, I loved it until he day the hard drive went kaput on me.

Inco posted:

This was my first one. I still have it, but I would need to get a new battery for it. It was a really great piece of tech, and surprisingly durable. It slipped out of my hands one day at school, then bounced off my foot and slid 5m across the floor into a wall, and it didn't even care.

I have a similar model, full name: Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen NX. Got it for $20 new in box at a garage sale back in 2005 and it carried me all the way through college. The screen eventually stopped working, though; it plays music and the backlight comes on, but there's no text on-screen.

If either of you don't intend to resurrect yours, PM me... I bet my battery and hard drive would drop right into the Zen XTRA chassis.

Edit: I think I've mentioned it before but I won a Zune from something back in college, and because I was so happy with my Creative player I tried to sell it... couldn't even get $30 on Craigslist for it, brand new in box. I eventually gave it to a friend, who hated it.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pham Nuwen posted:

I have a similar model, full name: Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen NX. Got it for $20 new in box at a garage sale back in 2005 and it carried me all the way through college. The screen eventually stopped working, though; it plays music and the backlight comes on, but there's no text on-screen.

If either of you don't intend to resurrect yours, PM me... I bet my battery and hard drive would drop right into the Zen XTRA chassis.

Edit: I think I've mentioned it before but I won a Zune from something back in college, and because I was so happy with my Creative player I tried to sell it... couldn't even get $30 on Craigslist for it, brand new in box. I eventually gave it to a friend, who hated it.

Sadly mine was lost somewhere along the line. It was probably in the pile of crap I gave up on putting in my car when I moved a few years ago.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

jyrka posted:

Anywhere else had these cards for payphones in the 90s?



I vaguely remember those being a thing in Sweden until everyone got a cellphone in the late 90s. They're just as obsolete as the payphone itself.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

This was my second MP3 player, I loved it until he day the hard drive went kaput on me.

FYI these players use standard 2.5" laptop drives - the only issue is that it's IDE only, so you can't just stick a terabyte SSD in it, unfortunately. Still, you can get 120GB drives for under :30bux: all day long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpJ5Bx5q0Y

120GB Hitachi drives:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120-GB-IDE-...eYAAOSwAKxWZeBn

Here's the exact battery I got - maybe not as good as the original, but still holds some charge many many years later:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Battery-For...xYAAOSwrklVCVIH

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Compact Flash cards are just a connector adapter away from being solid state IDE compatible drives. You've got to get it to fit in the device though, so I'm not sure that would be viable, but otherwise it would be the greatest thing for these players. Shock resistant and fast!

mystes
May 31, 2006

Flipperwaldt posted:

Compact Flash cards are just a connector adapter away from being solid state IDE compatible drives. You've got to get it to fit in the device though, so I'm not sure that would be viable, but otherwise it would be the greatest thing for these players. Shock resistant and fast!
Why would you go through all this effort to make what would effectively be a giant lovely Sansa Cip?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



mystes posted:

Why would you go through all this effort to make what would effectively be a giant lovely Sansa Cip?
Sentimental attachment? I don't know. Just one post up a guy was talking about buying ancient hard drives for it, which would be a similar waste of effort and money.

Plus you'd be able to cram half a terabyte in there. Show me another portable player with that.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Tunicate posted:

Yeah, 3d printing doesn't change much because the criminals already had the keys.

True, but the TSA's public statement that they don't care at all is new to me. Not that they think it, but that they're dumb enough to say it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo, forgot CF cards were still a thing, it seemed everything short of top-tier SLRs moved to SD by now. You could definitely stick a CF card in there, or even a couple of them, actually. And yeah, it's just for sentimental value or making what you already have work.

Here's a great piece of obsolete tech that I just came across:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CE_zmpHcWQ

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



jyrka posted:

Anywhere else had these cards for payphones in the 90s?



Not for payphones, but pre-paid calling cards are still totally a thing. In the US, gas-stations and convenience stores will usually have a wall full of these things. They're mostly used by immigrants to call back to the Old Country. There are some that target special pricing on a per-minute basis to Africa, Central/South America, and Europe. Weirdly, I can't recall seeing any for Asia, but I'm sure they exist.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Rectus posted:

I vaguely remember those being a thing in Sweden until everyone got a cellphone in the late 90s. They're just as obsolete as the payphone itself.



I'm Australia, they're repurposing payphones as WiFi hotspots. Only if you're with a certain ISP but still, neat idea to refresh something so obsolete.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Intoluene posted:

I'm Australia, they're repurposing payphones as WiFi hotspots. Only if you're with a certain ISP but still, neat idea to refresh something so obsolete.

They're doing this in NYC as well. I don't know what it takes to connect to them though.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

mobby_6kl posted:

poo poo, forgot CF cards were still a thing, it seemed everything short of top-tier SLRs moved to SD by now. You could definitely stick a CF card in there, or even a couple of them, actually. And yeah, it's just for sentimental value or making what you already have work.

Here's a great piece of obsolete tech that I just came across:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CE_zmpHcWQ

Any technology with "-o-matic" in the name ought to be forced into obsolescence if it isn't already there.

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