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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Does anyone have the "what is waiting for my boyfriend" picture?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Oh yeah! The T-Rex skull!

Nobody's posted that Boston lady's gluten free "Tastes like poo poo" video yet. :(

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

She forgot the question mark.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Screaming Idiot posted:

She forgot the question mark.

That's because she knows what is waiting :unsmigghh:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




cyberia posted:

That's because she knows what is waiting :unsmigghh:

Scare your significant others by saying that whenever they come home!

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Speaking of, I saw this in the funny pictures thread.

:laffo: every time.

holy poo poo :eyepop:

I'm gonna start referring to all the meat I serve to people as "super-saddened"

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

Oh yeah! The T-Rex skull!

Nobody's posted that Boston lady's gluten free "Tastes like poo poo" video yet. :(

"You'd eat the rear end out of a dead skunk, so . . . what do you think"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTZCF4WSCo

(edited because I accidentally posted a lovely SEO re-upload and not this nice lady's actual video)

A HUNGRY MOUTH has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Mar 14, 2016

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
There was another one of those Guy Feiri fake menus that was posted in the GWS food network hate thread that had a fake french menu, which included "chicken cordon cool" and a few other great entrees but now I can't find it on google :(

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

deadly_pudding posted:

holy poo poo :eyepop:

I'm gonna start referring to all the meat I serve to people as "super-saddened"

You will also need to embarrass the vegetables, before disappointing them (but make sure not to scare them).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjR0yL4f0Y

Dek
Dec 19, 2010

It Just Works™

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:




Chinchulines?? (cow small intestines) It's a traditional food where I'm from.


Raw they look like this



and Grilled

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I think I found it: Marinated pig uteri. (Slide 10, if the link doesn't take you right there.)

Though it does look like a plate of dried-ish persimmons to me, so maybe this Miguel fellow was taking the piss.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

cash crab posted:

It didn't register as meatloaf until you mentioned that, I definitely thought that was toast. And wow, that's why he married you? I wonder what her personality is like, yeesh.

In all honesty she's actually really nice. She just settled way too young and has started pooping out kids because it's basically her entire life plan.
She just cooks lovely looking food and posts photos of her kid/ultrasounds of her second kid waaaayyy too much.

but that's pretty much motherby25.txt

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:



Pyura chilensis sea squirts?



Fox Cunning has a new favorite as of 10:51 on Mar 15, 2016

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

"You'd eat the rear end out of a dead skunk, so . . . what do you think"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTZCF4WSCo

(edited because I accidentally posted a lovely SEO re-upload and not this nice lady's actual video)

That's a straight shooter. Although she is kind of making weird popovers.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/01xz6vS.jpg:nws:

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

gently caress that looks amazing.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

I don't remember that part of the Sledgehammer music video

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




Yes!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Husband says, "Well at least they warned people. 'There's loving lobster in it, get with it.'"

"Raw horse meat ice cream"

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Mar 16, 2016

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I love how it's impossible to tell if it's a promise or a threat.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Scathach posted:

Husband says, "Well at least they warned people. 'There's loving lobster in it, get with it.'"

"Raw horse meat ice cream"



Well its got a cartoon....dragon on it. Don't know how you wouldn't figure it had raw chunks of horse flesh mixed with iced cream and sugar.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Well its got a cartoon....dragon on it. Don't know how you wouldn't figure it had raw chunks of horse flesh mixed with iced cream and sugar.

http://kotaku.com/ice-cream-can-get-bizarre-in-japan-1508055176

Wait until you try what looks like chocolate...

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Fox Cunning posted:

Pyura chilensis


Gag. Thanks for reminding me about piure.

The worst is prepping the piure. the black poo poo never comes off

Content: a cultural obsession with mayo

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

Scathach posted:

^^^boiledasfuck.jpg

Anyway, these:



My first thought was fermented Babybel cheeses.

Well second thought anyway.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

augias posted:

Gag. Thanks for reminding me about piure.

The worst is prepping the piure. the black poo poo never comes off

Content: a cultural obsession with mayo


I thought it was mashed potato :gonk:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Intoluene posted:

I thought it was mashed potato :gonk:

On the plus side they really like guacamole and roast beef.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

If it was a super thick slice of any kind of white cheese, fuckin would to the ends of the Earth and back

Phillip K. Dork
May 25, 2011

Doctor Rope

Scathach posted:

On the pus side...

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I know the vegan captain crunch was brought up right pages ago but...

Putting veggie cubes in almond milk, adding a dash of cinnamon, calling it vegan cinnamon toast crunch. That's just, that's just wrong. Especially because there is at least one company out there which already makes vegan cinnamon toast crunch. In fact, the only reason why regular cinnamon toast crunch isn't vegan is because they fortify it with a vitamin that's derived from animals.

If you want to eat raw veggies and you want it to incorporate almond milk there are many vegan almond milk salad dressing recipes out there. And if you want an almond-based cinnamon dipping sauce there's a vegan recipe out there for you too. They both involve a few minutes more prep time than just pouring out some almond milk, but they should provide a much more satisfying experience.

Also, savory nut paste is not and never will be cheese. It is delicious and nutritious but calling it a cheese is an insult to cheese and an insult to savory nut paste.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I actually really want to try the grilled eggplant ice cream now. That seems like it would be genuinely good.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

If it was a super thick slice of any kind of white cheese, fuckin would to the ends of the Earth and back

May I introduce you to single best burger I have ever had in my entire life:

The "Ministry" burger from Kuma's Corner. Its a burger of the month so only comes around once a year if you're lucky.



-Bacon Fat Aioli

-Applewood Smoked Bacon

-Fried Gouda Cheese Wedge

-Caramelized Vegetable Medley

-Red Wine Gravy

-Fresh Thyme

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

May I introduce you to single best burger I have ever had in my entire life:

The "Ministry" burger from Kuma's Corner. Its a burger of the month so only comes around once a year if you're lucky.



-Bacon Fat Aioli

-Applewood Smoked Bacon

-Fried Gouda Cheese Wedge

-Caramelized Vegetable Medley

-Red Wine Gravy

-Fresh Thyme

Would so loving hard

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
The single best burger I ever had was 50/50 duck/beef patty and a slice of foie gras (and also the usual stuff like bacon and caramelized onions of course).

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Solice Kirsk posted:

May I introduce you to single best burger I have ever had in my entire life:

The "Ministry" burger from Kuma's Corner. Its a burger of the month so only comes around once a year if you're lucky.



-Bacon Fat Aioli

-Applewood Smoked Bacon

-Fried Gouda Cheese Wedge

-Caramelized Vegetable Medley

-Red Wine Gravy

-Fresh Thyme

I am extremely ill right now and I would seriously punch a doctor right in the dick for the chance to eat one of these

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
And for those curious, that is white cheddar on the bottom bun. Don't know why they didn't list it on the ingredients, but its there. Drop a dab of their house made giardiniera ketchup on the top and away you go!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Solice Kirsk posted:

May I introduce you to single best burger I have ever had in my entire life:

The "Ministry" burger from Kuma's Corner. Its a burger of the month so only comes around once a year if you're lucky.



-Bacon Fat Aioli

-Applewood Smoked Bacon

-Fried Gouda Cheese Wedge

-Caramelized Vegetable Medley

-Red Wine Gravy

-Fresh Thyme

would

would

WOULD

gimmie

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Solice Kirsk posted:

giardiniera ketchup

outta my way

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


What's this? I'm...salivating, in the anti-food porn thread? And it's the good kind, not the kind that comes before barfing?

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Hirayuki posted:

What's this? I'm...salivating, in the anti-food porn thread? And it's the good kind, not the kind that comes before barfing?

That's a standard response to regular food porn, and that burger post is regular food porn.

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